Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

Now that everyone is going to have access to all of Conrad's old Patreon content, I would like to call attention to some of my favorite pieces of content that Digi felt the need to charge for.

Best one first. Digi tries to do stand-up:

It's exactly as bad as you think it would be. He does it all. Half of his (((set))) is about drugs, dude. The other half is about Youtube comments. He even gets in some stool-fucking for good measure. Alcohol is recommended.

This one is only entitled "Blood" It's quite (((experimental)))


And last but not least, a file called "Boozy Bits." This is a minutes-long video of Digi drinking alcohol and slurring in a shitty cockney accent. It's horrendous. Digi charged money for this.
 

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Best one first. Digi tries to do stand-up:
Wow, that was probably the worst attempt at standup I have ever seen, besides a-log himself. The last 20 seconds of that video is the funniest part. Digi realizes that he is all alone, no one is laughing, and no one will laugh at his shitty jokes, because he is not funny.
 
167 GIGABYTES OF AUTISTIC WEEABOO RAMBLINGS
:stress::stress::stress:
I'm snowed in, got no other things to do...well looks like I got a long evening ahead of me. This shit is a gold mine.

Edit: By duh way, is anyone downloading and archiving all the videos? I'm sure one of Digi's diehard fans will do it but I was just curious if any kiwi is currently doing it.
 
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I only found out about Digi from this thread or one before it out of boredom and looking for some cow to learn about. I don't give a shit about ponyfagdom or anime or any of these esoteric nerd topics so after learning about this random nobody I can conclude that the blame has to be entirely on his parents and anti-Western Jewery. They were disgusting failure at life hippies who had wild swinger sex parties within eye and earshot of their young children and thought nothing of it. After being poor and falling ass backwards into money, instead of investing in their childrens' future, they decided to waste it by ruining their home and making 4 rooms into a giant coomer/consoomer utopia of a shitty Medevial Times themed livingroom for their swinger parties with a fully stocked bar complete with "secret room" hidden BDSM dungeon, all while their children were in their pre-teens. What a wonderful example to set for them, complete with the 90s "cool parent" mantra of basically letting their kids do whatever they wanted, completely hands off with no punishment and encouraging every idea no matter outlandish. Hell, they wasted all their money to live on a dungeons and dragons themed porno set that was seemingly abandoned to hoarding after a couple of years, what are they to tell their kids how to act and what to spend their time and money on?

If you look at digi's failrue of a career, you see that it gets worse and worse the further from his family Digi gets (or rather, the further his parents disassociate from their children becuase they don't see them as important anymore), because he's another one of these millenial faggots raised to think that tradition, heritage and societal norms are old and outdated and rootless cosmopolitanism and consumerism are the only way to live. Throw out everything old that doesn't hold your current interest, own no generational keepsakes, forget about where you came from, family doesn't matter anymore when you have the internet, religion is pointless, etc. Disgusting. It makes sense that digi turned out this way becuase he doesn't look to his past or his future, only indulgence in the here and now.

What a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. What's the most upsetting though are the "fans" that defend or support their behavior, and the comments on his videos that praise him and say shit like "i was an autistic depressed trans shutin and you helped me." It's terrifying to think of what those kids are like, because they don't have a hugbox youtube platform to indulge with.
I'm gonna have to disagree here, as someone who has been watching digi for years I can honestly tell you that digi is just truly autistic, it has very little to do with his parents. His parents are total normies that made it by the dad being a vet, they bought a house and lived in it for a really long time. According to digi he always felt like he was "never understood" and had to tryhard in order to get attention, he got in trouble in school a lot, even writing this messed up story where he got sent home because they taught he was a school shooter, but later dropped it. He had this obsession of being considered black because he went to majority black school area, he used to watch spend all his time in his room and refused to talk to his parents no matter what. The guy was just not able to communicate well, he legit taught he had autism (and I do too) he wants a solution to his problem, nobody knows knows what the solution is for him is, including him.
 
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I'm gonna have to disagree here, as someone who has been watching digi for years I can honestly tell you that digi is just truly autistic, it has very little to do with his parents. His parents are total normies that made it by the dad being a vet, they bought a house and lived in it for a really long time. According to digi he always felt like he was "never understood" and had to tryhard in order to get attention, he got in trouble in school a lot, even writing this messed up story where he got sent home because they taught he was a school shooter, but later dropped it. He had this obsession of being considered black because he went to majority black school area, he used to watch spend all his time in his room and refused to talk to his parents no matter what. The guy was just not able to communicate well, he legit taught he had autism (and I do too) he wants a solution to his problem, nobody knows knows what the solution is for him is, including him.
I used to think he was autistic but I've come around to believing he's a narcissist;

- believes he's special, always talks about how some child psychologist said he was a genius
- massive ego
- tried to turn his girlfriend into some weird clone of himself with the exact same tastes and opinions
- self-obsessed, always talking about himself and his own experiences
- complains that nobody understands him but shows zero effort to try to understand others
- surrounds himself with yes-men, if you don't feed his ego and delusions you're out
- is currently trying to guilt trip people into giving him donations
- very emotional and obsessed with his feelings (autists are the opposite)
- different personas and personalities (autists tend to be very consistent in how they behave)

I think he's too emotionally manipulative to be an autist.
 
His parents were really swingers like that?
In one of his old house tour videos he mentioned about when he was six or so one of the drunk swingers passed out in his bed or something.
I agree about him just being an autistic idiot in general but his parents raised him in a depraved environment from the start that being poor was bad and society’s fault and when you get money you need to surround yourself with material pleasures. They were hands off of parenting which is how he probably became so socially ignorant since he was exposed to hedonism and not real affection. It’s probably why all Of the walls of digi’s homes he’s had to himself are absolutely covered with soft core anime porn. It’s how he was raised.

I also think there’s a good chance that one of the swingers probably molested him too.
 
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I don't give a shit about ponyfagdom or anime or any of these esoteric nerd topics so after learning about this random nobody I can conclude that the blame has to be entirely on his parents and anti-Western Jewery.
Conrad actually mentioned having Jewish ancestry himself. He said that his father had Russian Jewish ancestry. I believe it was in one of his rant videos about ancestry, or ethnicity, or something like that, which he has since deleted from Youtube.
It's exactly as bad as you think it would be. He does it all. Half of his (((set))) is about drugs, dude. The other half is about Youtube comments. He even gets in some stool-fucking for good measure. Alcohol is recommended.
Stand up comedy is the most unforgiving art form. If you're not great at it, you're going to get humiliated. I've seen worse.
 
Conrad actually mentioned having Jewish ancestry himself. He said that his father had Russian Jewish ancestry. I believe it was in one of his rant videos about ancestry, or ethnicity, or something like that, which he has since deleted from Youtube.

Stand up comedy is the most unforgiving art form. If you're not great at it, you're going to get humiliated. I've seen worse.
He also said his family came from the first colonizers, it honestly just sounds like he's making up stuff up about himself on the go to be relatable.

I watch bad comedians on YouTube to laugh sometimes, fun stuff but you gotta be a functional Autist to do it (bill burr and bill hicks). Nate can probably do stand comedy since he can functional normal around normies.
 
In one of his old house tour videos he mentioned about when he was six or so one of the drunk swingers passed out in his bed or something.
I agree about him just being an autistic idiot in general but his parents raised him in a depraved environment from the start that being poor was bad and society’s fault and when you get money you need to surround yourself with material pleasures. They were hands off of parenting which is how he probably became so socially ignorant since he was exposed to hedonism and not real affection. It’s probably why all Of the walls of digi’s homes he’s had to himself are absolutely covered with soft core anime porn. It’s how he was raised.

I also think there’s a good chance that one of the swingers probably molested him too.
Do you know where he brought up the swingers aspect?
That’s a new story I haven’t heard before, I must have missed it and I’ve listened to a lot of things both him and Vic said about their childhood.
 
Do you know where he brought up the swingers aspect?
That’s a new story I haven’t heard before, I must have missed it and I’ve listened to a lot of things both him and Vic said about their childhood.
I know that his parents were new age type hippies but thats the first time I heard of the swingers aspect. The story from how I remember it, that they sometimes had some druggies over (history repeats itself I guess) and one of those guys passed out in digis room.

I general, I think its a nature vs nurture situation. Victor, his brother grew up in the same household but actually formed goals in life and persued a career path in film.

But did his parent's style help his upbringing? I don't think so. Tbh they should have been just a little bit more concerned with his future and life trajectory.

Like I'm not even anti drug, but if I saw my son, high like that, all delusional, I'd give him a talking to and try to help him out instead of shrugging it off as 'ah, he's living life his own way.' Maybe that already happened many times but they somehow gave up on him. Hard to tell.
 
I know that his parents were new age type hippies but thats the first time I heard of the swingers aspect. The story from how I remember it, that they sometimes had some druggies over (history repeats itself I guess) and one of those guys passed out in digis room.

I general, I think its a nature vs nurture situation. Victor, his brother grew up in the same household but actually formed goals in life and persued a career path in film.

But did his parent's style help his upbringing? I don't think so. Tbh they should have been just a little bit more concerned with his future and life trajectory.

Like I'm not even anti drug, but if I saw my son, high like that, all delusional, I'd give him a talking to and try to help him out instead of shrugging it off as 'ah, he's living life his own way.' Maybe that already happened many times but they somehow gave up on him. Hard to tell.
There's "anti drug" and then there's "anti drug abuse".

Digi, and the parasites currently clinging to him (not that he's particularly better than them), clearly aren't just using drugs but outright abusing them and destroying their own lives with them.
 
I know that his parents were new age type hippies but thats the first time I heard of the swingers aspect. The story from how I remember it, that they sometimes had some druggies over (history repeats itself I guess) and one of those guys passed out in digis room.

I general, I think its a nature vs nurture situation. Victor, his brother grew up in the same household but actually formed goals in life and persued a career path in film.

But did his parent's style help his upbringing? I don't think so. Tbh they should have been just a little bit more concerned with his future and life trajectory.

Like I'm not even anti drug, but if I saw my son, high like that, all delusional, I'd give him a talking to and try to help him out instead of shrugging it off as 'ah, he's living life his own way.' Maybe that already happened many times but they somehow gave up on him. Hard to tell.
Yeah, his parents have had people over that were friends or relatives and some were druggies.
 
I used to think he was autistic but I've come around to believing he's a narcissist;

- believes he's special, always talks about how some child psychologist said he was a genius
- massive ego
- tried to turn his girlfriend into some weird clone of himself with the exact same tastes and opinions
- self-obsessed, always talking about himself and his own experiences
- complains that nobody understands him but shows zero effort to try to understand others
- surrounds himself with yes-men, if you don't feed his ego and delusions you're out
- is currently trying to guilt trip people into giving him donations
- very emotional and obsessed with his feelings (autists are the opposite)
- different personas and personalities (autists tend to be very consistent in how they behave)

I think he's too emotionally manipulative to be an autist.
Also used to watch him for years kinda coming around to this as opposed to autism. There isn't always an underlying condition to why morons are morons. A fucked up upbringing like digi had will mess anyone up regardless of any conditions. Also May legit looks like Vic, tons of people mentioned how Digi and May look related. That was probably the closest he could get to fucking himself, queue Patrick Bateman staring at himself in a mirror while fucking a hooker.
 
I used to think he was autistic but I've come around to believing he's a narcissist;

- believes he's special, always talks about how some child psychologist said he was a genius
- massive ego
- tried to turn his girlfriend into some weird clone of himself with the exact same tastes and opinions
- self-obsessed, always talking about himself and his own experiences
- complains that nobody understands him but shows zero effort to try to understand others
- surrounds himself with yes-men, if you don't feed his ego and delusions you're out
- is currently trying to guilt trip people into giving him donations
- very emotional and obsessed with his feelings (autists are the opposite)
- different personas and personalities (autists tend to be very consistent in how they behave)

I think he's too emotionally manipulative to be an autist.
He's 100% narcissistic. He's just like Phil, not autistic but so fucked up from his childhood and being coddled that he ends up as a mess.
 
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Digi just tweeted this, I don't even know what it entirely means but sounds like he's just gonna get high and watch an "analyst" video on the cure.

Can anybody figure out what he meant by this tweet
 
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Digi just tweeted this, I don't even know what it entirely means but sounds like he's just gonna get high and watch an "analyst" video on the cure.
My guess is that by privating his videos, he's hoping thr algorithm will promote his content amd get him more views. He seems to think that YouTube is suppressing him from showing up on the sub feed, and this channel did what he is going to do. In other words, this channel theneedledrop, privated their videos and the algorithm is promoting it by not hiding the videos from subscribers.
 
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Digi just tweeted this, I don't even know what it entirely means but sounds like he's just gonna get high and watch an "analyst" video on the cure.

Can anybody figure out what he meant by this tweet
He's saying that someone he follows that deletes shit like he does just posted 2 videos in a row. He's obviously too fucked up to write a coherent sentence.
 
Can anybody figure out what he meant by this tweet
>Yoo idk if it's like blowing up the spot to talk about
No idea what he meant by this. The best I can come up with is "I don't know if this is blowing up, but"
>to talk about two reclusive artists known for taking work down to all of a sudden be back in my sub feed back to back
Pretty clearly he means he is pleased that these creators he follows - which are sporadic in production times and take their work down for some reason (ironic considering what digi is allegedly doing in 3 weeks) - have put up new videos.
>but I double-took so hard my eyes shot out, blessed fucking day 15min in
Digi's psyche is so addled by drugs and years of endless introspection that he has developed unhealthy relationships with internet video makers, to the point where he is forced out of his drug induced haze when he sees new content for him to consume. Why he attributes so much meaning to this content is a mystery to me. Perhaps he feels that it is especially helpful on the "journey" he is taking.
Anyway, it's just another sad anecdote in the long history-in-the-making of the troon saga. But I do like to imagine that he actually did a physical double take when he saw those videos pop up in his sub box. I can only think of a few things that would make me literally do a physical double take, and none of them have anything to do with the internet.
 
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