Another fucking win for humanity, 2021's looking
bright.
Cancer Update:
Dead silence! Rush just got his one way ticket to the big old Ronald Reagan meet-n-greet down below, after all. I'm pretty sure the murder of the Fairness Doctrine constitutes cardinal sin.
Does anyone know if the doctors filled his IV with cough syrup instead of oxy to pacify him in his last moments since that stupid motherfucker famously did oxy so hard that it took away his hearing?
Jokes aside, I do feel bad, though—for Viagra and the Dominican Republic sex trafficking rings he frequented. Their biggest customer just kicked the bucket today, they must be devastated.
Honestly, Rush might be happier down there, I'm pretty sure the stench of fire and brimstone is similar enough to that of a cigar. He'll get used to it, eventually.