Fanfiction Horrors

Here's a fic about a trans girl Lisa Simpson. It's a long one at around 26 chapters. I suppose it's not as bad as others I've read. There's no lemon scenes or anything like that and isn't even that sjw. I don't think character's like Abe or Nelson would be very accepting. Homer as well. Marge didn't even support Patty as gay at first in canon.

 
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This guy's doing a dramatic reading of some of the most horrid fanfiction he could find.
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Some highlights include:
"She picked up the fetus, inserting it back inside of her, 'At least I can try and save you. Back in you go, baby.'"
"Harry Potter's not big enough to fill Dobby's needs."
"He suddenly thrusts into me, but I felt nothing."
"Our safe word is Toyota."
"Swiper got permanently stuck inside Boots and starved to death. The end."
“I think I’m going to tease you a little more, you naughty little porifera.”
"Their tongues collided like a shit-faced driver crashing into a Walgreens at 120 miles at 2 am on his way home from Taco Bell"
“Ever since Boo joined Isis, you're out of control!”
"He drank the shit-covered milk and peed himself in pleasure."
"Thanos spazzed violently as he jazzed in his pants."
 
This guy's doing a dramatic reading of some of the most horrid fanfiction he could find.
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Some highlights include:
"She picked up the fetus, inserting it back inside of her, 'At least I can try and save you. Back in you go, baby.'"
"Harry Potter's not big enough to fill Dobby's needs."
"He suddenly thrusts into me, but I felt nothing."
"Our safe word is Toyota."
"Swiper got permanently stuck inside Boots and starved to death. The end."
“I think I’m going to tease you a little more, you naughty little porifera.”
"Their tongues collided like a shit-faced driver crashing into a Walgreens at 120 miles at 2 am on his way home from Taco Bell"
“Ever since Boo joined Isis, you're out of control!”
"He drank the shit-covered milk and peed himself in pleasure."
"Thanos spazzed violently as he jazzed in his pants."
I'm VERY curious as to what the first line about inserting a (persumably) dead fetus back into your vagina came from.
 
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This guy's doing a dramatic reading of some of the most horrid fanfiction he could find.
View attachment 1929055
Some highlights include:
"She picked up the fetus, inserting it back inside of her, 'At least I can try and save you. Back in you go, baby.'"
"Harry Potter's not big enough to fill Dobby's needs."
"He suddenly thrusts into me, but I felt nothing."
"Our safe word is Toyota."
"Swiper got permanently stuck inside Boots and starved to death. The end."
“I think I’m going to tease you a little more, you naughty little porifera.”
"Their tongues collided like a shit-faced driver crashing into a Walgreens at 120 miles at 2 am on his way home from Taco Bell"
“Ever since Boo joined Isis, you're out of control!”
"He drank the shit-covered milk and peed himself in pleasure."
"Thanos spazzed violently as he jazzed in his pants."
"Their tongues collided like a shit-faced driver crashing into a Walgreens at 120 miles at 2 am on his way home from Taco Bell"

Beautiful.
 
You thought it was over? Hahahahaha, no. While Tumblr might have banned drawn porn, nothing’s going to stop the explicit fanfiction from getting churned out of both there and Ao3 like a rabbit giving birth to kits.

Saddler gets it on with his lover’s kid, nothing creepy here.
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Conquering your fears with slightly dubiously consensual sex?
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God fucking damn it, Leon.
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(I am truly dumbfounded by the fact that people find a barely just legal zombie midget having sex hot, like holy shit.)
 
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I will go on record and say Disney is garbage and I actually enjoy some authors' creativity in expanding on interesting characters that had their potential abandoned in canon, namely Elsa of Frozen. However, this is an atrocity and it's just one of many incest kinkfics under the "Elsa" character tag:


There are a few choice lines but "It was... because of me? Because of my farts?" Elsa questioned, still skeptical. was a personal favorite.
 
This fanfic hurts me in too many ways, in such a short window of time.



Leon can’t catch a fucking break here.
Something something him looking like a twink despite being straight and having a Canon love interest that's a chick something something that won't stop fujos from making him get pegged something something fujos are sick fucks. in all seriousness, Leon doesn't deserve this after all he's been through
 
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