Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

So hilarious!
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How is an archivist supposed to be more knowledgeable about film distribution than a director?
I can think of many professions that would know more about distribution than curators, librarians, and archivists. You know, like people who have distributed their films both through regular cinema AND through streaming services like Netflix... you know, people like Martin Scorsese.

Fuck, imagine if all streaming services were curated by Bex or Jake Alley, it would just be autistic shit like Kamen Rider 24/7. You know this is what the Archivist would like to see in the world.

I would be madder at Bex, but I can't even fully grasp her point? Marvel making lots of shit movies (it's a mixed bag, in my opinion) has what all to do with distribution? Scorsese may be exaggerating a bit, but something sure seems broken in the movie biz the last couple decades that isn't quite as broken in the TV world.

Also, I thought Bex had dumped all her previous fandoms because... problematic? This bitch is confusing.
 
This isn’t even the first time Scorsese complains that Marvel movies ruined cinema, I don’t know why all these consoomers are whining like it’s new.
Any single out-take that Scorsese left on the cutting room floor is better than every single Marvel movie put together. These worms aren't worthy of licking the dog shit off his shoes.
 
Cranky because Martin thinks Marvel films are tasteless swill curated for the masses, aren’t you?
The funny part is that in this particular instance he's not talking about Marvel and he never mentions Marvel. He has a completely different point to make. But because he took a swing at their precious capeshit once he's the Great Satan forever.
 


Total conjecture here, but it's awfully convenient timing for her supposed job interview. The group is based out of Sweden, but will have satellite exhibits in various places. None of the listed subsidiaries are based out of LA, so we might be in for a new move saga if the interview was real and she got a job at one of them.

The best part, and why I hope this is happening:
They own Gearbox (of lolcow Randy Pitchford fame) and THQ Nordic (the RAPISTS who RAPED CHILDREN by having an AMA on VERY RAPEY 8Chan).
 
Total conjecture here, but it's awfully convenient timing for her supposed job interview.
I think it's more likely she sees a listing like that and pretends that she has an interview rather than actually applying for the job.

There is a chance the cucks have pushed for her to get a job, like they did with the therapy, especially since she doesn't do any work around the house (hence the cleaners) and drove off one of their sources of income in Jackson's parents. That plus Covid means that her frivolous consumerism is much harder to support on mostly Daniel's salary.

Not that Becky shows an ounce of consistency, but the idea of working in gaming again should be triggering her non-existent PTSD or fears for her family's safety or something. It's certainly likely she'll end up getting all these completely real and non-fiction job offers that she'll sadly have to turn down for some reason that makes her a martyr.

Or this could be some one-off bullshit lie she's telling so she can beg for dinner after, because she's just that lazy and useless a cunt. Either/or.
 
Oh you poor dear! The sheer effort it must have been to show up on time, groom yourself to be presentable, and answer interview questions must have taken up 1 years' worth of spoons! Someone buy Becky some pork and lobster STAT!

LOLOLOL. You know this spoiled cunt has no intention of getting a job again. Good money says she pulled a Zinnia Jones and tanked it on purpose, but will soon screech on Twitter that the company "obviously discriminates against trans folx/Jews/Cubans/women/queer people/polyamorists/the disabled/my newest label this week! REEEEEEEEEE!"

Or they just glanced at her VERY PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA and realized that hiring a rabid wolverine would be a much better choice than Becky.
 
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