Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[REGENDarySumanai]

God dammit kevin
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How tactless.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

God dammit kevin
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Wow Kevin... Wow.

Spoiler: A side note for Penny

First I would say I feel really bad for anyone who is dealing with a close family member who is suffering from dementia, honestly it is truly an unfair disease and all you can do is recount the same old stories with them and remember that the person who you love is still there. Oh and dump Kevin.

Ok now onto Kevin.

You narcissistic piece of shit, I dont think now is the time to make it about your feeling towards Penny. Penny has enough empty "stway stwong" "were thinkin' about you awooo". What Penny needs is help on how to process this messed up situation he is in, he needs to learn how to handle his mother when she freaks out at the sight of him and accused him of stealing his sons body and melting it. Not "we wuv u mistress"., your love kevin at the best of time is worthless, now it's fucking insulting (especially referring to Penny as mistress, like now is not the time for your public BDSM displays of forced affection). Here's an idea, how about you get off your ass. help around the ranch to give Penny some time to see his mom as much as he can before the fog takes her ability to pretend Penny is a girl.

 

[BScCollateral]

If Kevin were a normal, socially-adjusted man, with a stable job, a decent circle of more-or-less normal friends, and a healthy romantic relationship or two in his past, I probably wouldn't give a fuck about him playing with dollhouses in his spare time. Sure, that's weird, but you do you, bro.

Even there, the devil is in the details. When I think of a grown-up who "plays with dollhouses" I think of an actual craft project, with someone hunting down certain items, building the house and the furniture, doing actual design work, and so on. And that kind of thing is decently respectable. I don't fish, but I respect the effort and skill that goes into making a lure.

I don't think "buys plastic and hooks it together."

 

[lfaw]

knowing kevin, alzheimer's is a kink for him.

 

[RIP Tranch]

THE COOM COMES FIRST

This is one of my favorite Kevin moments. Can we add this to the OP please?

 

[BallBuster]

God dammit kevin
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Imagine thinking you couldn't despise this piece of shit anymore... and then he does this and shatters your expectations on your own limits of hate. Bravo Am Hole Man.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

God dammit kevin
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Jesus Christ, Kevin. I know it's difficult because you are constantly horizontal, but get off your amhole and go comfort Penny in person like a decent human being instead of dragging your fetish shit into literally everything. No one else at the tranch tweeted their condolences because they prob did it in person. Probably while making eye contact.

 

[moonchild]

"Building or buying" is different to "collecting", though. Building your own working miniature house from scratch (carpentry, wiring, carpeting and wallpaper, interior design etc.), or buying one to creatively decorate, is entirely different to "I ordered some plastic assemble-according-to-instructions crap off the internet that's designed to be cutesy and is a waste of space". I'd be creeped out by an adult man collecting little girls' toys, but an adult man building a dollhouse... eh. It's just another creative hobby.

All irrelevant, though, because Kevin is fundamentally incapable of creating anything of artistic value and can only consoom.

yeah, I'd actually be kinda proud of kevin is he actually built a dollhouse form stratch, despite the weird implications, because at least he showed himself to have the patience and talent to build something creative. however, kevin is a lazy social media addict, so anything that requires effort is too much for him. he's the definition of what happens when you blow out your dopamine receptors seeking instant gratification.

If Kevin were a normal, socially-adjusted man, with a stable job, a decent circle of more-or-less normal friends, and a healthy romantic relationship or two in his past, I probably wouldn't give a fuck about him playing with dollhouses in his spare time. Sure, that's weird, but you do you, bro. But he's not. He's a deranged coomer living in a tranny commune tweeting out his sick sexual fantasies, buying overpriced plastic, and grifting for money. This dollhouse thing is just another consoomer hobby that contributes nothing to those around him; in fact, it damages those around him because that's time and money that *could* have gone into keeping the Tranch solvent.

Yeah, I'm a very live and let live type, but I can't stand a lazy freeloader, and that's our Kev kev

Jesus Christ, Kevin. I know it's difficult because you are constantly horizontal, but get off your amhole and go comfort Penny in person like a decent human being instead of dragging your fetish shit into literally everything. No one else at the tranch tweeted their condolences because they prob did it in person. Probably while making eye contact.

does kevin even regularly talk to his housemates? since it's obvious he doesn't do any work around the ranch, I wouldnt be surprised if he's holed up in his room all day, never bothering to actually interact with the people he lives with

 

[Divine right to rule]

God dammit kevin
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Kevin is the kind of guy that shows up with a pink mohawk and flip flops to attend a funeral

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

God, please let this open their collective eyes as to how utterly shitty Kevin is. Our boys earned his future homeless saga with one comment.

Penny, if you end up doomscrolling here, I'm so sorry, there's little harder in life and I wish you and your family safe passage through your grief. We might take the piss here, but we all know loss or will do at some point in our lives. Nothing is realer or colder than that shit and I hope you find some warmth to hold you through.

Considering losing that spare part stealing your energy and cluttering up your ranch when everything's said and done; if we're horrified by his reaction to your loss, doesn't that say something significant?

Your seeming haters are mortified on your behalf at the words of your so called lover. There's something to be learned here once the hard work has passed.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Rural areas, surprisingly, have a pretty decent tolerance for weirdos. I grew up in a rural area and as long as you keep your crazy confined to your own property, they generally leave you alone. They keep an eye on you, but it's pretty much live and let live as long as you aren't doing something really awful. What they don't have tolerance for, though, is shit talk. Disrespecting the town or their family name is enough to get your ass kicked, especially by the more lower class/redneck types. Most won't resort to violence, but they will snub you. They sure as hell won't pitch in to help you out if you need assistance like they normally would. That might not be an issue for the troons, but those poor animals are going to suffer because no one will offer any help to a bunch of ingrate transplants who think they are better than the "ignorant townfolk".

The tranch loonies were probably too stupid to realize that this article would get back to the normies. They probably think people like that only watch Fox News. They also don't understand that news like this will spread faster than a wildfire. Well, troons get off on persecution. Now they won't have to make it up. Everyone really will hate them in that town. Especially once word gets out that they are the ones who screwed up recycling.

(Rate me :late: as necessary but I’ve been slowly and painfully working my way through this thread for weeks and I’ve finally come across something I may be able to chime in on, other that “holy shit, gross”)

What that paper NEEDS to do is print some of the archived copies of Bonnie’s and Penelope’s tweets. Print not their own opinions of the tranch, but the opinions the Tranch has of them- especially Bonnie’s “we don’t carry guns for you, we carry them because of you cissies!1!!1” bullshit. Let them take screens and copies of those alpacas shoved shoulder to shoulder into that shed and print that. “Praise god and fear the trannies” “antifa is gonna get ya” absolutely will rile folks (folx lmao) up but let them see how they behave when they’re not directly looking at them. Show them how they’re acting after a local farm was kind enough to give you around a years worth of feed for your animals. As @Mealy Mouth Spittle said: we’re (rural folk) pretty tolerant of weirdos and sex freaks as long as it stays inside and everyone consents and all that, what we’re absolutely NOT tolerant of is someone who talks out of both sides of their face- someone who takes your charity with a smile and then spits out how you’re an evil, racist, fascist, nazi, Trump loving (some will be pro Trump but there’s plenty of country folks who don’t like him- but are smart enough to know when you generalize his supporters you’re including 1/2the goddamn country) degenerates behind your back to their “higher evolved” buddies.

If that paper gets smart and prints their own words (and they may have by now I don’t know, I’m not even on page 700 by now) they’ll not find shelter in that entire county. I’m not going to involve myself but I hope they wise up and show the people of that county how they really feel about them.

edit: why aren’t the printing shit like THIS?!?

this poor farmer was absolutely DEVASTATED, so many people around them know this pain and this freak calls them a bitch? Laughs at their loss? Wtf is wrong with them? Why is the community rallying behind these fucks?
RANCHERS: get the fuck online and research who you’re offering aid and charity to.

 

[SmokeyMcRunFast]

Even there, the devil is in the details. When I think of a grown-up who "plays with dollhouses" I think of an actual craft project, with someone hunting down certain items, building the house and the furniture, doing actual design work, and so on. And that kind of thing is decently respectable. I don't fish, but I respect the effort and skill that goes into making a lure.

I don't think "buys plastic and hooks it together."

The adults who make dollhouses from scratch are usually people who do it as a hobby. These people are incredibly detail oriented and turn out masterpieces with every part made to scale and handcrafted.

 

[In the Sick of It]

My favorite thing about the dollhouses is how he couldn't get the door on. Those big fat man fingers aren't doing him any favors.

Edit: I don't really feel the need to be mad at Kevin for such a poor response to Penny, it's just funny to me and that's what you get when you choose a person like Kevin as one of your tranharem. Penny is also trying to expand that group through Tinder. Would Penny emotionally support any of his SOs himself?

 

[RIP Tranch]

I checked the original thread and Kevin's reply is even more tactless when you put it in full context. Penny seems to be the only person on that ranch who actually cared about his parents. I almost feel bad about him losing who his mother was to the void of dementia.



Imagine feeling this way about your mother when all your roommates spend their days gleefully gloat-jerking it to their parents dying and buying plastic coomtoys with the inheritance. It must be isolating. They're all retards, but him showing a glimmer of humanity coupled with mostly just posting cute cat photos definitely makes Penny my least hated troon on that Hellraiser sequel of a ranch.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Penny's going to have a really rough time when he has to remind his mom constantly that he is no longer a boy.

 

[moonchild]

I checked the original thread and Kevin's reply is even more tactless when you put it in full context. Penny seems to be the only person on that ranch who actually cared about his parents. I almost feel bad about him losing who his mother was to the void of dementia.

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Imagine feeling this way about your mother when all your roommates spend their days gleefully gloat-jerking it to their parents dying and buying plastic coomtoys with the inheritance. It must be isolating. They're all retards, but him showing a glimmer of humanity coupled with mostly just posting cute cat photos definitely makes Penny my least hated troon on that Hellraiser sequel of a ranch.

The tranch may be filled with clowns but I wouldn't wish losing a parent to alziemers on my worst enemy. if Kevin was a good person, he'd work extra hard to make things easier for penny during this tough time, but I doubt he will

 

[AlexaAutismo]

Nothing like waking up to a fresh burning coomer, consumer hell I tell ya hwat:

Kevin is being quite the consoomer(as always) this morning, and has a lot of takes on the Nintendo Direct that happened:

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Hot takes on Skyward Sword and Zelda w/ some responses:

Spoiler: responses

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So happy that Outer Wilds is finally ported to the switch! Totally the console to play it on for the full experience:

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Doesn't like the new coming of age series by Tim Burton:

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Gotta consoom cause its Zelda shit! Can't even use it on his switch but gonna get it anyway:

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Being clueless consoomer on Nintendo toys:

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I just honestly cannot even with this shit. I read the tweet storm that Penny made and the fact that Kevin is just tweeting out all this consoomer, coomer, shit at the same time just makes me wanna have a spit. Does anyone on the Tranch actually give a fuck right about now? Sure these people suck, but at least Penny is showing some humanity here. I gotta PL slightly here: I usually almost never get mad at people who are just smooth brain consooomers online as their antics are just funny, but once again Kevin proves that you can be everything that's wrong with the world, taking every thing that is usually just funny/somewhat sad shit online, turning it horrifying, and still somehow be a placement on a commune.
I legit hope Penny has some sort of support net to talk to that isn't fucking Kevin otherwise things are just going to get even more bat shit.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

They're all retards, but this coupled with him mostly just sticking to posting cute cat photos, definitely makes Penny my least hated troon on that Hellraiser sequel of a ranch. At least he shows a glimmer of humanity.

Say all the nice things you want, Penny will still (attempt to) shoot you on sight for being a fascist terf. Remember, no-one fucks with Penny's KevKev and lives

 

[Law]

thats how he treats the ones he likes

This is what makes the Tranch so fascinating to me. They all talk about equality, community and supporting each other, but underneath it they're all massively self-absorbed.

Penny is also trying to expand that group through Tinder. Would Penny emotionally support any of his SOs himself?

Even autogynephiles get the blues.
Penny is going through a terrible situation right now, but from what we've seen of him, it's a toss-up as to wether he could actually support someone else going through the same thing. He has like 4 "girlfriends" and they're all various shades of mentally ill and unsatisfied.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Say all the nice things you want, Penny will still (attempt to) shoot you on sight for being a fascist terf. Remember, no-one fucks with Penny's KevKev and lives
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Yeah at the end of the day they all deserve each other, but it should tell Penny something that complete strangers who've been laughing at him and his ilk for over a year have given him and his troubles more thought at this point than his queer "family." If my friend (let alone my girlfriend) was having such a rough time I wouldn't be posting about toys right now.