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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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I know he's delusional but I think the most prominent thought he has is something along the lines of "I hope Daddy Jim sees me defending him and decides to come on the show... He's a big fan of the show, he misses us I just know it..."
I'm sure he cares a whole lot less whether Razor likes him or not, but if he still doesn't understand that Jim wants nothing to do with him... all we can hope is it leads to demostrations of how willing he is to show his starfish to get Jim back. Of course to no avail.
 
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In the past he used to brag about how much money he made in chat donations. Now he only brags about viewer numbers. People are not writing fan fiction just archiving the hilarity that is the life of Ethan Ralph.
 
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In the past he used to brag about how much money he made in chat donations. Now he only brags about viewer numbers. People are not writing fan fiction just archiving the hilarity that is the life of Ethan Ralph.
If this is a new tweet, where is anyone else talking about his legal stuff except here? I got a lot of crap for saying Faith was full of it from the start and he was never going to go to jail. Curious what he considers fanfic.
 
If this is a new tweet, where is anyone else talking about his legal stuff except here? I got a lot of crap for saying Faith was full of it from the start and he was never going to go to jail. Curious what he considers fanfic.
There were actually quite a few like you who took this stance but Ralph can't make himself out to be the victim if he acknowledges you. You have to remember he grew up a poor trailer trash lefty on welfare so it's in his blood to play the victim. It's why he makes his paltry living begging for donations.
 
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In the past he used to brag about how much money he made in chat donations. Now he only brags about viewer numbers. People are not writing fan fiction just archiving the hilarity that is the life of Ethan Ralph.
He's also inflating his numbers like his gunt lol he got no where close to 1.2k I mean ffs his tweet there has less than fifty likes. Also his donos range from a nickel to single digit dollars last night to about 22 dollars on a great night if youre curious exactly how pitiful his Sonos really are
 
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If this is a new tweet, where is anyone else talking about his legal stuff except here? I got a lot of crap for saying Faith was full of it from the start and he was never going to go to jail. Curious what he considers fanfic.
There’s some users on here who went as far as to say we & Fai are metooing Ralph (@Squire of Gothos ) based off the Texts Elric released.

Just seeing what the texts said wasn’t metooing Ralph by any means. We all saw him release the revenge porn most of us saw it live. The texts should be examined and vetted. No one from kiwi farms was calling the police on him and pressing charges. At first he had been charged by the state, which would have been easier financially for the Vickers. Then natural speculation happens.

Responding to his real events isn’t a fanfic. However he has to say something to his cult audience so they can assure themselves they are ok for supporting Ralph.
 
There’s some users on here who went as far as to say we & Fai are metooing Ralph (@Squire of Gothos ) based off the Texts Elric released.

Just seeing what the texts said wasn’t metooing Ralph by any means. We all saw him release the revenge porn most of us saw it live. The texts should be examined and vetted. No one from kiwi farms was calling the police on him and pressing charges. At first he had been charged by the state, which would have been easier financially for the Vickers. Then natural speculation happens.

Responding to his real events isn’t a fanfic. However he has to say something to his cult audience so they can assure themselves they are ok for supporting Ralph.
Weren't Warski's advances on you far more salacious than whatever Ralph did before he threw you under the bus anyway?
 
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1200 is not even something to brag about lmao. He had major drama to talk about and a guest who (as much as I think she sucks) has built a decently big name for herself through her tireless career of grifting. He's been stuck with 1200 being his peak barring something like the election or an irl politics event which would get him 2000 at most for months now.

His show is a husk of its former self, and he's mostly the one to blame. His numbers aren't falling as fast as some people here think, but they certainly aren't rising or competitive with any of his peers. He likes to blame getting banned on this, but his show is just bad now and its almost entirely his own fault.
 
I am talking about the Fai texts. People got legit worried on here that Ralph was being metood. So for Ralph to say kiwis just write fanfics about him going to jail is just a narrative he is spinning.
Right. It's always just been speculation but you have to take it with a heavy dose of salt. I mean if anyone thought seriously that'd he get Bubba'd needs a reality check. The narrative has always been ridiculous. Look at the fact he and Gator thought that KF was DDoS'ing his stream of all things.
 
He's got 120 something without bots, even discounting that he lost over half of the "audience" he came to chomo with.
I'm hesitant to say he is botting. A lot of people might just not use chat, and you can never underestimate the power of habit and routine when it comes to "entertainment."

It is valid to say that of the 1200, probably only 12 at any given night give him any real money though.
 
He's got 120 something without bots, even discounting that he lost over half of the "audience" he came to chomo with.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like every time he has to move platforms that he's nearly halving his audience because only his core fans bother to look at his website and the rest just give up, say "Well time to move onto some other content". He's struggling and the hatewatcher crowd is constantly increasing (be they normal old fans, former paypigs or just straight up a-logs).
 
I am talking about the Fai texts. People got legit worried on here that Ralph was being metood. So for Ralph to say kiwis just write fanfics about him going to jail is just a narrative he is spinning.
Many people were very critical of the leaks and the leaker at first, Some people remained critical despite all evidence to the contrary. A lot of ibs people say things similar to what ralph is saying, a notable example being dick masterson and his whole "karen farms" bullshit. It is true that people here say retarded shit that has no basis in reality, and do so way more frequently than I would like, but a lot of discussion and debate goes on too.

People were split on if Mr. Vickers was a good father or not. People are split on if PPP is a total fag or not, People were split on dick masterson himself until he decided to defend cuties and lolicon and bitch about "karen farms" because null refused to silence all criticism of him at his request. Also, people were split on if he was going to jail or not.

Just like gator, most of what he says on twitter at this point is just designed to make his audience tune out criticism. They both work tirelessly to poison the well with everyone who is critical of them, because they really can't afford their audience starting to look critically at the mountain of evidence against them.
 
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Someone correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like every time he has to move platforms that he's nearly halving his audience because only his core fans bother to look at his website and the rest just give up, say "Well time to move onto some other content". He's struggling and the hatewatcher crowd is constantly increasing (be they normal old fans, former paypigs or just straight up a-logs).
I don't remember all the platform shifts iirc he actually used to gain viewers when people gave him good will before his shifty show caused them to drain away over time.


I'm hesitant to say he is botting. A lot of people might just not use chat, and you can never underestimate the power of habit and routine when it comes to "entertainment."
He literally had bots always catch up when ppp counter streamed him and any time he switches platforms he magically has tons less viewers that follow his golden age patterns until suddenly the "new" pattern of climbing and climbing even during the the outro instead of the normal huge drop off near outro, no idea why people give him so much benefit of the doubt that we have to pretend a person posting the fucking court papers might not be ralph
 
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I don't remember all the platform shifts iirc he actually used to gain viewers when people gave him good will before his shifty show caused them to drain away over time.
IIRC it was: YouTube > Dlive > Stream.me > Dlive/Entropy > Trovo. Throw in Storyfire somewhere and setting up some Korean streaming site account. All I meant was that his numbers have been dwindling from every time he has to start up a new account, hence the need for killstream.live that I doubt most people bother to visit.
 
I am talking about the Fai texts. People got legit worried on here that Ralph was being metood. So for Ralph to say kiwis just write fanfics about him going to jail is just a narrative he is spinning.
Just say PPP. Just clip PPP's stream that was literally about Ralph being metooed.

Ralph always engages in historic revisionism.

I think Faith did too though. I genuinely, empathetically, wholeheartedly think she was being abused. I also think she is a complete fucking retard and a liar and that everyone who criticised her had every right too, especially since @Squire of Gothos and @Perspicacity were the ones who went through her shit and knew all about her history of constantly lying about being sexually and physically abused. Even now there are so many things that don't make sense. She said she didn't have a phone but she was able to have long winded texts with Ralph about their fights and call her parents. She suddenly wanted to go to the police after he was shit to her when they had literally months to go to the police together about the revenge porn. She had a fucking phone to call her parents but didn't call the police after he supposedly choked her and I'm sorry, but if I was pregnant and choked so hard that it left marks there is no fucking way in hell a pedophile of all people could convince me out of calling the police.

You can believe she was being abused and also believe that she fully intended to hold this shit over Ralph's head as leverage. There were people who called exactly how this whole thing was going to go down right when people dug into her social media.
 
Just say PPP. Just clip PPP's stream that was literally about Ralph being metooed.
PPP doesn't use the farms, though his fans certainly like copy-pasting his rants onto here.
IIRC it was: YouTube > Dlive > Stream.me > Dlive/Entropy > Trovo. Throw in Storyfire somewhere and setting up some Korean streaming site account. All I meant was that his numbers have been dwindling from every time he has to start up a new account, hence the need for killstream.live that I doubt most people bother to visit.
It was youtube > youtube ban evasion > dlive for a few streams where the site gave issues > stream.me > back to dlive > trovo

The jump from youtube to ban evasion on youtube wasn't a big hit iirc. His first stream on dlive did really well but the quick move to stream.me lost him some of his viewers. He still was streaming to a decently sized audience on stream.me IIRC, I want to say 2000 was average with higher numbers being when a good show happened. I forget if his views started falling during stream.me, but I would guess they did a bit.

His jump from dlive to trovo wasn't that bad in terms of viewer loss. But every time he got de-platformed that I can remember, he had a spike of attention and loyalty that slowly faded and left his long term support significantly lower on the new platform than what he had when he first joined that platform.
 
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Just say PPP. Just clip PPP's stream that was literally about Ralph being metooed.

Ralph always engages in historic revisionism.

I think Faith did too though. I genuinely, empathetically, wholeheartedly think she was being abused. I also think she is a complete fucking retard and a liar and that everyone who criticised her had every right too, especially since @Squire of Gothos and @Perspicacity were the ones who went through her shit and knew all about her history of constantly lying about being sexually and physically abused. Even now there are so many things that don't make sense. She said she didn't have a phone but she was able to have long winded texts with Ralph about their fights and call her parents. She suddenly wanted to go to the police after he was shit to her when they had literally months to go to the police together about the revenge porn. She had a fucking phone to call her parents but didn't call the police after he supposedly choked her and I'm sorry, but if I was pregnant and choked so hard that it left marks there is no fucking way in hell a pedophile of all people could convince me out of calling the police.

You can believe she was being abused and also believe that she fully intended to hold this shit over Ralph's head as leverage. There were people who called exactly how this whole thing was going to go down right when people dug into her social media.
Sorry I didn’t watch PPP’s stream on it but I saw his kitties on here pushing that narrative. If that’s where they got it from makes sense.

Looking at the texts and laughing isn’t metooing Ralph. No one was saying Fai was believable. Odd people would get that worried over looking at what was dropped and it being laughed at.

If we all hadn’t seen the revenge porn live for ourselves, that too would have been questionable.

The fact that people on here weren’t agreeing just proves my point that a fanfic to get Ralph to be jailed wasn’t even a thing. He was legitimately charged by the state not because someone typed up some šŸ’©..
 
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