🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Ralph doesn't even think about you haters anymore.
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He is too busy arguing with a woman with autistic children while at his mothers bedside.
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I know everyone was clowning on Ralph's incompetence to change a flat tire or needing assistance, but did he ever say how he got the graffiti off of his Sentra? I'm going to assume he used the same auto shop and they told him he was retarded for using the equivalent of Gorilla Glue (acetone in this case) to wash it off.
He went out and bought some acetone for it at the suggestion from people in his discord.

He is too busy arguing with a woman with autistic children while at his mothers bedside.
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Who wants to bet this is the first time Ralph has prayed in his life? Would wager money he doesn't know basic prayers like the Our Father or Hail Mary. People like Ralph who only pray when the going gets tough are a disgrace to Christians/Catholics not to mention Jesus himself.
 
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You know what, to be fair to Ralph, if Rand is supposed to be his """"friend"""", then that is a bit out of bounds. Then again, Ralph did make fun of his dead child.
rand wasnt even the one to unban him though
Ralph doesn't even think about you haters anymore.
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he just talked to @PhoBingas though, hes worse than a woman, AH DONT EVEN THINK BOUT YER BROKE DYCKS!!!! b-baka

He is too busy arguing with a woman with autistic children while at his mothers bedside.
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using his mothers corpse as a shield, wtf ralph
 
He went out and bought some acetone for it at the suggestion from people in his discord.
I know that he did use acetone but most people also said this would damage the paint on his Sentra. So he either 1) is driving around a busted looking car or 2) he actually did the smart thing and went to an auto shop that would repair the damage.

I mean we all know the real answer because he's a cheap fuck when it comes to things like this so I doubt he'd get professional help and would rather drive around a car with a fucked up paint job. Then again, he has his legal battles, child support, etc. Priorities.

EDIT: I also just want to point out that if he driving around a fucked up paint job Sentra, the BlueBook value on it is going to be be significantly lower when he needs to sell it to cover his other bills. If I had to guess, I bet he's also probably driving without insurance. Couple that with driving under the influence, that's just a disaster waiting to happen.
 
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Remember guys, mothers are off limits. But unborn children are fair game.
I think there's going to be a lot of really savage jokes about his mom coming up, just because he's been such an asshole and lashing out at random people for no good reason which just reminds them who Ethan Ralph really is.
 
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This guy unironically would hoot, holler and cheer if the mother of everyone on this board painfully died of cancer. I don't wish Sandra any harm ( not even the gunt. ) But it blows my mind how so many people on the farms are taken in by this wounded animal act from Ralph.
 
I'm imagining Ralph at his dying mom's bedside, whispering in her ear "Aren't you proud of me, momma? I don't have a broke dick like that notorious pedophile Joshua Moon."
He probably tells the nurses about the stress caused by Joshua Conner Moon, loli enthusiast and pedophile with a broke dick.
 
I'm imagining Ralph at his dying mom's bedside, whispering in her ear "Aren't you proud of me, momma? I don't have a broke dick like that notorious pedophile Joshua Moon."
If the last words she hears are "Joshua Moon" then yes, Null won. I can't even imagine the eulogy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he buried her in a Broke Dick Farms shirt in her open casket. That's how petty the man really is.
 
It's kinda sad how shook Ralph gets just by talking to a couple cops on a wellness check. How many pounds of shit would he have in his pants with an actual swat team kicking in his door?

Both those cops look disturbed that this fat t-rex armed gunted manlet is just standing there taking photo's while screaming NOT THIS TIME BROKE DICK FARMS! and not greeting them like a normal person would.
 
It's kinda sad how shook Ralph gets just by talking to a couple cops on a wellness check. How many pounds of shit would he have in his pants with an actual swat team kicking in his door?

Both those cops look disturbed that this fat t-rex armed gunted manlet is just standing there taking photo's while screaming NOT THIS TIME BROKE DICK FARMS! and not greeting them like a normal person would.
I imagine that the conversation went like his Phoenix one where he claimed he's a famous internet person, yadayada, "I'm drunk but I'm on my own property" so on and so forth. If this is plate then its just to annoy the hell out of him which is still funny regardless, albeit pretty gay.

Dealing with firemen as second responders was pretty hilarious though.
 
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