🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MeltyTW]

Regret laughing at two dead kids now? Probably not.

And leveraging the corpse of one

 

[Love Machine]

Watch AFPAC guys, it's where it's at but Ralph is still a victim so if you feel like donating to him you probably should because life is ganging up on him.
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Best wishes to his mom, but why is he talking about a flat like its a big deal? its take like what, 20 mins MAX to throw the spare on assuming he only was a shitty little car jack and a crap little spanner?

 

[High Tea]

Best wishes to his mom, but why is he talking about a flat like its a big deal? its take like what, 20 mins MAX to throw the spare on assuming he only was a shitty little car jack and a crap little spanner?

Doubt he knows how to change a flat tire. Not sure he could physically do it anyway. Besides, who would have taught him how to change one? Doesn't seem like his dad would have.

 

[Love Machine]

Doubt he knows how to change a flat tire. Not sure he could physically do it anyway. Besides, who would have taught him how to change one? Doesn't seem like his dad would have.

Alright there fellow A-lawg, lets cool our jets. flat tires are pretty basic bitch knowledge and its not like our friend ethan is rolling around on 22s.

 

[High Tea]

Alright there fellow A-lawg, lets cool our jets. flat tires are pretty basic bitch knowledge and its not like our friend ethan is rolling around on 22s.

Don't think it's complicated. Just seems like most people these days don't know how or want to change a tire. It's not tough, but a lot of people just call something like AAA instead of doing it themselves.

 

[Love Machine]

Don't think it's complicated. Just seems like most people these days don't know how or want to change a tire. It's not tough, but a lot of people just call something like AAA instead of doing it themselves.

Im going to take the white pill and say I dont believe you. I still have faith.

 

[PhoBingas]

Alright there fellow A-lawg, lets cool our jets. flat tires are pretty basic bitch knowledge and its not like our friend ethan is rolling around on 22s.

As much as I'd like to hope Ethan knows how to change a flat, do you think the guy who can't even show up on time to a stream done from the house he's already at on time is a) prepared enough and b) has the forethought enough to carry a jack and a spare to get to a shop? Fucker probably had to wait two hours for AAA

 

[Love Machine]

As much as I'd like to hope Ethan knows how to change a flat, do you think the guy who can't even show up on time to a stream done from the house he's already at on time is a) prepared enough and b) has the forethought enough to carry a jack and a spare to get to a shop? Fucker probably had to wait two hours for AAA

In almost every single car in America, there is a kit with every single tool you need to change a flat tire. Nigga could have bought a can of fix a flat!

 

[Sam Losco]

In almost every single car in America, there is a kit with every single tool you need to change a flat tire. Nigga could have bought a can of fix a flat!

While true, his spare donut is probably flat too and Ralph won't know where to place the jack or how to make it work. Even if he does, he won't know to break the lug nuts loose before lifting the tire off the ground with the jack. And the whole time he'll be huffing and puffing so hard that it'll be a good thing he's doing it right outside a hospital.

 

[Vetti]

Everyone doubting Ralph's physical prowess needs to remember that just last week he walked for twenty minutes two days in a row. He's practically an athlete.

 

[FM Bradley]

Doubt he knows how to change a flat tire. Not sure he could physically do it anyway. Besides, who would have taught him how to change one? Doesn't seem like his dad would have.

I bet his dad tried to teach him, but with his li'l T-Rex sped flippers, he couldn't pull it off, and was punished with some good ol' West Memphis assrape. While being called a faggot.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

In almost every single car in America, there is a kit with every single tool you need to change a flat tire. Nigga could have bought a can of fix a flat!

Meanwhile he's tweeting on a device that could teach him how to change it. Amazin'. If you're that surprised, think about how many people don't know how to make fuckin' pasta. Not even the sauce, just boiling the pasta.

 

[Ralphamale]

Half expecting him to have scratches on his face from attempting to take her morphine drip.

Remember Ralph, people might have had an ounce of sympathy for you if only we could forget what a terrible person you are. Regret laughing at two dead kids now? Probably not.

There's more than the two he did on air if you include the time he used to be active in his public discord.

Don't think it's complicated. Just seems like most people these days don't know how or want to change a tire. It's not tough, but a lot of people just call something like AAA instead of doing it themselves.

Ralph doesn't know how to change it. He's previously told Flamenco when Flam had a flat after going to that con as Mr Metokur to just pay someone to do it rather than do it yourself in 20-30 minutes vs waiting possibly hours for someone else.

 

[Love Machine]

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What happens when an unstoppable faggot meets and immovable gunt?

 

[Sam Losco]

Coverage here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ryan-johnson-randbot-2020-jimmy-russell.81215/post-8442094
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1366222921434333184
https://archive.vn/xHl5E

 

[Love Machine]

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You know what, to be fair to Ralph, if Rand is supposed to be his """"friend"""", then that is a bit out of bounds. Then again, Ralph did make fun of his dead child.

 

[Ralphamale]

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You know what, to be fair to Ralph, if Rand is supposed to be his """"friend"""", then that is a bit out of bounds. Then again, Ralph did make fun of his dead child.

Anyone have the exact quote that got Carl banned? Was told they told Ralph to get up to the hospital instead of being on a livestream but I'd like to see if someone has the quote itself.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I know everyone was clowning on Ralph's incompetence to change a flat tire or needing assistance, but did he ever say how he got the graffiti off of his Sentra? I'm going to assume he used the same auto shop and they told him he was retarded for using the equivalent of Gorilla Glue (acetone in this case) to wash it off.

 

[Vetti]

Tonight Ralph plans to dunk on Coach Red Pill by way of watching somebody else's video dunking on Coach Red Pill.

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[Paddy O' Furniture]

So who the fuck is "Culture War Criminal", and why did nobody tell them that name is really, really fucking dumb and already dated?