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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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TriggerMeElmo said:
I imagine that the conversation went like his Phoenix one where he claimed he's a famous internet person, yadayada, "I'm drunk but I'm on my own property" so on and so forth. If this is plate then its just to annoy the hell out of him which is still funny regardless, albeit pretty gay.

Dealing with firemen as second responders was pretty hilarious though.
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"THEY HAD THEM HOSES AIMED RIGHT AT ME WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR GATOR! I TOLD EM YOU CAN'T ABORT THE RETORT!"
 
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Gator CNN has a worse setup than the Killstream! When's the last time CNN had on a literal prostitute in studio? They're too fucking lazy to do that!
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Gator CNN has a worse setup than the Killstream! When's the last time CNN had on a literal prostitute in studio? They're too fucking lazy to do that!
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It's almost like everyone in the regular media were performing under the assumption that the pandemic was a temporary situation and have a shoestring budget except for the salaries so they didn't want to spend the money on giving everyone on the payroll a professional studio when they employ dozens of an air personalities. I want to go on the record that I hate they are making me defend CNN and the media.
 
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Gator CNN has a worse setup than the Killstream! When's the last time CNN had on a literal prostitute in studio? They're too fucking lazy to do that!
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I bet his audio and video is still way better than Ralph's. Nobody cares about how expensive your equipment is if you don't know how to use it. How many mics has Ralph gone through because he doesn't know how to use any of the software and just thinks buying a more expensive mic will fix everything?
 
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Shoulda spent some of that money from the lights, camera and new computer on learning how to use the software first. OBS isn't fucking complicated.

Look on the bright side though, you've invested in these bright ass lights so we can see how quickly your liver is failing you, how red your eyes are and how large and sagging your bags are. Who else does that for their e-peen fans?
 
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I bet his audio and video is still way better than Ralph's.
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I bet literally everything is better than Ralph's including the content (which is bottom of the barrel CNN). Ralph flexing about technical prowess is complete lunacy. It's almost as bad sticking your thumb in a fat girl's butthole and licking it or hiring a prostitute and interviewing her on your show. Lmao clown shoes Ralph.
 
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RichardRApe said:
I bet literally everything is better than Ralph's including the content (which is bottom of the barrel CNN). Ralph flexing about technical prowess is complete lunacy. It's almost as bad sticking your thumb in a fat girl's butthole and licking it or hiring a prostitute and interviewing her on your show. Lmao clown shoes Ralph.
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Ralph is just jealous Rat Stelter can button his jacket.
 
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