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This is hilarious. This hog has to pay someone to remind her to take a shower
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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And to drink water. Between the lack of water, lack of showers, and her yeasty fat rolls, she probably has a near-permanent UTI (not to mention yeast infections, inside and out).
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Can she even fit? Seriously, she's getting to be as big as the fatty they hosed off on the porch on my 600lb life.
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I saw an episode of that with a woman who was almost 1000 lbs, and because she couldn't fit inside the shower, she had to sit on the toilet and hose herself down with the detachable shower head. I figured Tess has to resort to something like that.
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I think you all are forgetting she was actually raped. Some guy she was interested in forced himself on her after she said no. I don't know whether this is true or not, but I'm not going to be so quick to discount it and immediately assume this is setup to #metoo Nick.
I guess it makes sense she's been gorging herself lately, she openly admits she eats her feelings. Imagine how she must've felt on Valentine's Day. No wonder she ate so much.
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Ah I forgot a out that. I figured she was implicating Nick because the focus of that post was specifically about partner violence.
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LOL. Tess wishes she could look like ANS on her worst day. Or, for that matter, her fattest, because even then I'll bet Anna Nicole still weighed only half what Tess does.
If the State of Mississippi wanted to erect a statue in Tess's honor, she'd be all over it, and she'd be so smug and condescending about it, and say so many dumb, insulting things about her home sate, they'd end up cancelling it. (Okay, and creating an international bronze shortage, or finding a foundry big enough to cast such a monstrosity, and a truck/crane big enough to erect it, might be an issue, too. This fruit, it hangs low.)
But oh, man--imagine the pics people would take of it, and post to Insta, while tagging Tess. The reeeeing would be epic. Entire server farms would go up in flame, attempting to host that many clown emojis, and declarations of not caring...
Okay, Mississippifags; how do we make this happen? Kiwi Farms doesn't have enough holy sites to make pilgrimages to; we need this.
she mentioned her “nod to Anna Nicole Smith”like 50 times because nobody would know that is what she’s doing. She doesn’t know how to model, especially on therunway, so she came up with something absurd to do at the end. When this post came out, several commenters were like “what the fuck is she doin” and she’s like LOL OBVIOUSLY NOD TO ANNA NICOLE CLOWN”
When I saw it, I thought of Edith Massey, not Anna Nicole. Which really does Edie dirty, because she was a sweet lady with a kind soul.
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As though the ineffectual little faggot could actually pin her whale blubber ass down and roll her around in flour fast enough to rape her.
DeusVult
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Eff your hygiene standards, LOL.
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Fat women can get raped. In fact, it happens more often than you'd think. And fat women are usually hesitant to speak up about it, because of your exact mentality. "Oh you're too fat and ugly for someone to want to rape you" or "you outweigh him, obviously you could have fought him off". Never mind the fact fat women don't have the strength (because they have very little muscle) nor the stamina to fight off a rapist. And a very normal response for any rape victim is to freeze up and be passive, as a way to prevent more bodily injury or in hopes that the rapist won't get more violent, because there's plenty of instances where if you fight back, you just excite or enrage the rapist even more, so he increases the violence.
Tess is a shithead and I definitely would haven't sex with her, but even still, she didn't deserve to get raped, and shouldn't be disbelieved just because she's fat.
Frog-Chomping Bat
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How desperate does that person have to be for a job, to be willing to put up with narcissistic abuse (my guess) after the daily text “You, uh, remember you have to wash the stink off every day, right?”
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How about disbelieving her because she's a proven liar?
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That is certainly true. But, while I don't want to sound like I look down on poor people, people who are white trash, well, a lot of them end up getting sexually abused.
yousoundlikeanasshole
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It's ugly but looks so much better on the model.
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How about looking down on proven liars?
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The top is terrible either way (but egregiously so on Tess). On the model, the design of the leggings is kind of cool. However, that hideous shade of green prevents me from ever wanting them. Is this somebody's idea of what US Forest Service uniforms are going to look like in 2220? Because it's that bad.
That said, I'm now reminded that St. Patrick's Day is coming up.
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Nick is/was a weird, creepy pervert so I believe he assaulted Tess. I also believe she's lying. When it's two toxic people you'll never find out the real story.
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Do we have a video of this achieved somewhere, by any chance? I tried looking for it on youtube, but half of the results are old Tess interviews and the other half are callout videos.
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Looks retarded on both of them, but bewilderingly retarded on Tess. Not taking any more hot pilates photos, Tessy? Too hard? They won’t like that.