Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,660
How likely is it that the tank top she’s wearing under a compression top is shapewear? She’s obviously got the modern equivalent of an industrial strength girdle on underneath the leggings; no way she’s that smooth. Who is responsible for sending her this shit to promote? Surely there are other outfits slightly better suited for her.

What am I talking about of course there aren’t
 
Nick is/was a weird, creepy pervert so I believe he assaulted Tess. I also believe she's lying. When it's two toxic people you'll never find out the real story.
There are two sides to every story and sometimes, there's no 'right' and 'wrong' party. Sometimes everyone involved are wrong.

I think both are toxic people and the more I see the more sad I feel for Bowie and Rylee to have to be around these degenerates. I can't even imagine what those boys have had to witness from these two.
 
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"I'm wearing a 3x"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And i'm the king of Siam, Tess.
 
Anybody can get raped. But Tess lies, and she’ll say anything for attention.

Back to perfume, my favorite topic: here is how Dolly is described on Fragrantica “Dolly by Dolly Parton is a Oriental Floral fragrance for women. This is a new fragrance. Dolly was launched in 2021. Top notes are Black Currant, Pear, Mandarin Orange and Peony; middle notes are Jasmine, Lily-of-the-Valley and Vanilla orchid; base notes are Amber, Sandalwood, Fir, Musk, Patchouli and Tonka Bean.”

It doesn’t say who the Nose is, which often gives a clue to the deliciousness of a fragrance.

It sounds a mess, tbh. Reviews are all over the place. Moderate sillage, powdery, sweet. Very pretty and mature, Unisex, reminiscent of Cloud, another says La Vie Est Belle, one says heart is all Jasmine., another says it’s generic...can’t smell the fir or currant

With such all over the place remarks
Tess, picky perfume wearer, could have come up with anything, picked out any of the ingredients to comment on. . She knows nothing about perfume, I’m guessing. Most celebrity frags are pretty bad so I’d be surprised if this was different but I’m sure Dolly lovers will buy no matter what.

The only perfume chemical Tess could pick up on would be cake.
 
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This is a really really unfortunate monthly look. She does an already ugly set no favors. I wonder why she's wearing a tank top? She usually has no problem letting it all hang out. The bottom piece makes it look like she's wearing a diaper.

(Okay, and creating an international bronze shortage, or finding a foundry big enough to cast such a monstrosity, and a truck/crane big enough to erect it, might be an issue, too. This fruit, it hangs low.)
Hangs low like her udders? :lit:

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Why did she post that " you can tell by the smile on my face how excited I am by this outfit" ? She doesn't look happy or excited. She looks like a gasping trout as it is dying.

Models are supposed to make thing look good. Tess always manages to do the exact opposite.
 
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