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I was just checking out Yaniv's Wikipedia page and saw this conversation on the talk page. I can't stop laughing.
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They were close.
 
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The Vicar said:
(Psst! That was from Blackadder the Third!)
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NEWP! the 4th. The episode where he is condemned to death by firing squad for shooting and eating General Melchett's delightful spotted passenger pidgeon, Speckled Jim. That line comes from where his firing squad have a whip round to get Blackadder a nice 'going away' present. HAHAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!!!
 
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The Un-Clit said:
NEWP! the 4th. The episode where he is condemned to death by firing squad for shooting and eating General Melchett's delightful spotted passenger pidgeon, Speckled Jim. That line comes from where his firing squad have a whip round to get Blackadder a nice 'going away' present. ;)
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Uh uh. I still say it's from the final ep of the third series, in which the Duke of Wellington (Stephen Fry) meets Blackadder who is posing as Prince George:
Two other trifling affairs, Sir... The men had a whip-round and got you this. Well, what I mean is I had the men roundly whipped until they got you this. It’s a cigarillo case engraved with a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif.
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The Vicar said:
Uh uh. I still say it's from the final ep of the third series, in which the Duke of Wellington (Stephen Fry) meets Blackadder who is posing as Prince George:
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Oh fuck me, you're right.

What is WRONG with my brain lately? The scene in the ep I talked about existed, but the 'whip round' wasn't there. The boys just sent him a 'here's lookin at you, from the boys in the firing squad.' card. Cue laugh track and amused 'YOU SOFT BASTARDS!' from the Major assigned to supervise the firing squads. You're totally right, the line in question is from the last episode of Blackadder 3. (:_(

I need to control my shitposting, I can't tell facts from fiction lately.

I blame JYS. Time for a Blackadder marathon tonite.
 
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The Vicar said:
Two other trifling affairs, Sir... The men had a whip-round and got you this. Well, what I mean is I had the men roundly whipped until they got you this. It’s a cigarillo case engraved with a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif.
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We could get Yaniv a cigarillo case engraved with the gender clinic's regimental crest of two neovaginas, emblazoned on a mound of chopped off penises motif.
 
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I'm late and gay because of my habit of browsing one thread at time during lunch breaks if anyone isn't bothering me, BUT bringing back the fucking weird video from MM of Yaniv huffing and puffing and making faces on bath tub showing how he cant get up: what the fuck is he trying to show? Like I know what it is like to be a fat man with muscles as strong as newborn's, but I refuse to believe this fucking idiot doesn't know how you get out of fucking tub like functional adult, like imagine yourself into similar tub in same position, would you:

A) Slide back a bit back on the other end of the tub, head up, legs inside the tub on lower position than your head so you are now sitting position in the tub (if you genuinely aren't capable of doing this I think its really concerning you are allowed to drive a car, how do you get out or move around??). Not laying down on your back. Take support from the sides or handle while sitting. Slowly rise up from sitting position, keeping tight grip on edge and handle, using your leg muscles. When you are standing up, move your another leg over the edge. NOW take the walking cane whatever and use it for support. Move your other leg out of tub.

or..

B) Lay down legs up, back on the bottom of the tub. Take grip of walking cane thing and handle. Try to get up in manner of making weird pull up trying to leave legs first (and on air) without first sitting in order to put the work on legs instead of all of the other muscles you need to use in this "pull up climbing to tree ass first style" of getting out of the tub.
 
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BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE said:
I'm late and gay because of my habit of browsing one thread at time during lunch breaks if anyone isn't bothering me, BUT bringing back the fucking weird video from MM of Yaniv huffing and puffing and making faces on bath tub showing how he cant get up, what the fuck is he trying to show? Like I know what it is like to be a fat man with muscles like raisins, but I refuse to believe this fucking idiot doesn't know how you get out of fucking tub like functional adult, like imagine yourself into similar tub in same position, would you:

A) Slide back a bit back on the other end of the tub, head up, legs inside the tub on lower position than your head so you are now sitting position in the tub (if you aren't capable of doing this I don't think you should drive car). Not laying down on your back. Take support from the sides or handle while sitting. Slowly rise up from sitting position, keeping tight grip on edge and handle. When you are standing up, move your another leg over the edge. NOW take the walking cane whatever and use it for support. Move your other leg out of tub.

or..

B) Lay down legs up, back on the bottom of the tub. Take grip of walking cane thing and handle. Try to get up in manner of making weird pull up trying to leave legs first without first sitting in order to put the work on legs instead of all of the other muscles you need to use in this "pull up climbing to tree ass first style" of getting out of the tub.
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Total PL but at one time I had 2 broken legs, neither in casts because of internal screws rods etc and although I was twice fatso’s age I could lift my body weight for hospital bed changes, and later lifting myself out of the bath onto the edge. The guy is a lipid mine.
 
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BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE said:
I'm late and gay because of my habit of browsing one thread at time during lunch breaks if anyone isn't bothering me, BUT bringing back the fucking weird video from MM of Yaniv huffing and puffing and making faces on bath tub showing how he cant get up, what the fuck is he trying to show?
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That he can do some sort of wacky discount Mr. Bean skit
 
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BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE said:
I'm late and gay because of my habit of browsing one thread at time during lunch breaks if anyone isn't bothering me, BUT bringing back the fucking weird video from MM of Yaniv huffing and puffing and making faces on bath tub showing how he cant get up, what the fuck is he trying to show? Like I know what it is like to be a fat man with muscles like raisins, but I refuse to believe this fucking idiot doesn't know how you get out of fucking tub like functional adult, like imagine yourself into similar tub in same position, would you:

A) Slide back a bit back on the other end of the tub, head up, legs inside the tub on lower position than your head so you are now sitting position in the tub (if you aren't capable of doing this I don't think you should drive car). Not laying down on your back. Take support from the sides or handle while sitting. Slowly rise up from sitting position, keeping tight grip on edge and handle. When you are standing up, move your another leg over the edge. NOW take the walking cane whatever and use it for support. Move your other leg out of tub.

or..

B) Lay down legs up, back on the bottom of the tub. Take grip of walking cane thing and handle. Try to get up in manner of making weird pull up trying to leave legs first without first sitting in order to put the work on legs instead of all of the other muscles you need to use in this "pull up climbing to tree ass first style" of getting out of the tub.
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Friendly reminder he just wants that sweet sweet disability monies.
 
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