Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

. I remember hearing about "leaky buttholes (now that I try to remember I think the term used was anal leakage)" as a side effect of some medicines

I mention it because, barf 🤮, but this dude when you read about him, youre like "This motherfucker is the definition of the type of dude who would have issues with a 'leaky butthole'"
It's called a Weeping Anus
 
That preview image should go on future history books, specifically chapter 21, "The Decline of the West".

No seriously, imagine a future historian trying to figure out what the fuck happened to our world. Troons will be the new electroshock therapy craze, Orange man bad will be a particularly strange chapter of political studies, but what the fuck is this?
 
He really captured the overweight screaming toddler look here
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And of course he has a full 3 minutes blank screen advertising his Patreon, all you hear in the background is him and Orlin arguing and him crying.
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whether you believe he is acting a lot or being real, a lot of his shit is really funny. getting mad at this cow is really a shame because if you sit back, you can enjoy the stupidity and get a laugh. also orlin doesn't need any sympathy, he willingly stays and hell, he may actually really love nick since they're both fat together.

nick, like most cows, lies. 99% of his shit can't be believed, and I think most of his breakdowns are all fake and acted out now. a couple years ago they might have been real, but most definitely not now.

nick breaks character a lot, orlin breaks character a lot, they're both fat pigs that go over the top for them sweet sweet views.

he literally parodied amber repeatedly, he knows exactly what he's doing. don't take him so seriously and you'll have an enjoyable time laughing at him.
 
whether you believe he is acting a lot or being real, a lot of his shit is really funny. getting mad at this cow is really a shame because if you sit back, you can enjoy the stupidity and get a laugh. also orlin doesn't need any sympathy, he willingly stays and hell, he may actually really love nick since they're both fat together.

nick, like most cows, lies. 99% of his shit can't be believed, and I think most of his breakdowns are all fake and acted out now. a couple years ago they might have been real, but most definitely not now.

nick breaks character a lot, orlin breaks character a lot, they're both fat pigs that go over the top for them sweet sweet views.

he literally parodied amber repeatedly, he knows exactly what he's doing. don't take him so seriously and you'll have an enjoyable time laughing at him.
I've thought 2/3 of the last 5 videos were actually pretty good. I still downvoted them immediately as I am reminded of the coinslot but I've watched them and actually found them entertaining
 
Tbh, anyone think Nik will start doing that weird trend where ASMR mukbangers eat stuff that doesn't look like real food? My mind says yes but I know he can't cook or bake worth the shit so unless he finds some one to make him stuff I doubt it'll happen.
 
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has this been posted? it's a pretty intensive look into their relationship and reveals how they were fighting over food and their relationship was very food-based, even back when they were vegan and skinny.

apologies if it's been posted, I couldn't remember seeing it and didn't want to trawl through 200+ threads of fire noodles and sauron-eye asshole.
 
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