Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

Do you think that's JY?

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oKTrooner said:
We will now have to add post operative catheter bag to the list of things that need to be explained away in order to continue denying he has had GRS . https://meowmix.org/court-update-feb-19-2021-jy-vs-dfs/
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I'm not sure it's a catheter bag. Another person suggested it could be a wound vac of some kind but Google only had awful pictures so I noped out.
Hip brace of some sort seems most plausible. He's been playing up the "omg I was in a terrible car crash and seriously injured my hip" card.
 
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New wound pic.
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Look at all the sharps containers behind his fat leg.
 
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I don't know. I was sure he would never get his dick turned inside out. I mean, even though the only vagina he's ever been near is the one he came out of he's always been obsessed with having sex with (young) women. Taking away his hope to one day do that just always seemed to be a step too far, even for him.


But I'm changing my mind. First because the court gave him a change in date due to his surgery. I'm pretty sure there must have been some solid proof given to them, they're surely not going to just take the word of a fat idiot, a fat idiot who is the accused no less.


And second, thinking about it it's perfect for him really. He's only had his stink ditch for 5 minutes and look at the new world of discomfort and embarassment it's already given him. He's inflicted it on half of the fire department, he's forced a courtroom to listen to his problems with his "leaking vagina" and he can put up vile photos disgusting people all over the world. The day he got to go into a shop and ask the, probably ethnic, staff to help him choose a tampon brand must have been like all his birthdays coming at once. Better than sex could ever be for a pervert like him.


So, if that's the case, what next for him? Would I be right in thinking that the 41% is closer to 50% these days? Well, flip that coin Jon. Flip it every day for the rest of your life.


No, there's no chance of him putting himself out of his misery. He enjoys it too much. For any even halfway normal troon the inevitable pain, infections and deformities he's got coming to him would be enough to make them consider doing something drastic in minecraft. For Jon it's more like his entire reason for living.


Anyway, the important bit, and all that really matters, is that as his Real And Honest Woman dreams fall away we will all get to laugh along.
 
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In order for JJYS to have this pic also be a pic stolen from another victim of GRS mutilation, JYYS would need to have found an unindexed pic from a GRS victim who also has insulin dependant diabetes AND the same bathroom tiles as JJYS.

However, I'm sure some of you will find a way to explain this pic away too.

We should pause for a moment and stop looking at each piece of GRS evidence as a stand alone element. The reality is there is now a myriad of evidence, along with a consistent timeline, which point overwhelmingly to JJYS having had GRS.

It's getting time to settle up the bets guys. Also, Donald Trump won't be sworn in on March 4 ;)

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oKTrooner said:
In order for JJYS to have this pic also be a pic stolen from another victim of GRS mutilation, JYYS would need to have found an unindexed pic from a GRS victim who also has insulin dependant diabetes AND the same bathroom tiles as JJYS.

However, I'm sure some of you will find a way to explain this pic away too.

However, we should pause for a moment and stop looking at each piece of GRS evidence as a stand alone element. The reality is there is now a myriad of evidence, along with a consistent timeline, which point overwhelmingly to JJYS having had GRS.

It's getting time to settle up the bets guys. Also, Donald Trump don't be sworn in on March 4 ;)
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Yeah. The bath matches those in the Hawthorne building, the shitload of bottles all over the bathroom match Jon's disgusting bathroom, the pasty ankles match Jon's pasty ankles.

He's had it done. It's either infected or it's going to get infected. Glorious.
 
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Well, other than ruining my ziti dinner, this would be, I ‘spose, conclusive proof that He Dun Didit. But that turns Jonny’s psychological profile on its head. Or maybe it fits perfectly. He didn’t seem like the kind to get rid of his egg, but on the flip side, he’s a moron. Welp. He’ll no doubt die soon. Let’s enjoy the ride while it lasts.
 
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queerape said:
Childbirth and menopause are, and they can cause someone to need to dialate, sometimes indefinitely in the case of someone who is post menopausal and sexually active. If you choose to have a kid and undergo childbirth some tearing is normal, and if you get periods and live to be 60 you will certainly hit menopause at some point. Some vaginal atrophy does happen as a natural result of menopause, and if hormone creams are not enough/cannot use them or does not want hormones then dilation may be needed.
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so, its not atrophy or really menopause at all that coincide with women needing to use dialators - it tends to be vaginismus, which basically is an involuntary over tightening of the vagina which can make sex very painful.
it can be naturally tight muscles, can come from trauma, or can be a kind of chicken and egg problem where its tigh and hurts once, then that causes anxiety causing you to tighten up, and it gets worse and worse.
so you can get these dialators so you can get to grips with having sometimes in there and train your body/mind not to quite literally clam up, and have non-painful sex.
 
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The tub inline/dent matches, and the reflection of the mat matches the mat in the video of him squirming in the bathtub.

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In the vid the mat is partially covered by a towel, but it looks the same.
 
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"this is what happens being in court" plans to sue the court now?
Wasn't long ago mom & he were driving out in the early AM for breakfast, while the Cops burglarized his apt. sitting over an hour
How does he get away with this shit on twatter?
"Oh it's not a real vag. "

ETA...WAIT...he had the surgery a month & a 1/2 ago....& it's still bleeding like that?
 
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"this is what happens being in court" plans to sue the court now?
Wasn't long ago mom & he were driving out in the early AM for breakfast, while the Cops burglarized his apt. sitting over an hour
How does he get away with this shit on twatter?
"Oh it's not a real vag. "

ETA...WAIT...he had the surgery a month & a 12/2 ago....& it's still bleeding like that?
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Probably because he keeps “dilating” it inappropriately...
 
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The Canadian Inuit call whale blubber, "Muktuk".

I think muktuk is the perfect word for JJYS's surgery. Not only was his muck tucked inside out, but oh so much whale blubber.

In a sentence, "Yaniv had muktuk and now he's a gelding".

Side note, does this forbid him from being buried in a Jewish cemetery?
 
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