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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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For someone who wants to dig deep to find ~ableism~ in a joke post about drivers' licenses, Lou sure doesn't mind saying that a staple of a whole continent's cuisine is like shit he dug out of the toilet. Not really surprised because Lou has let his general racism show over and over and over again, but still, just saying.

For anyone who hasn't tried tofu by the way, it comes in two genres. There's awful, unflavored, textureless silken tofu which is a sad substitute for eating meat if you don't know how to cook and also hate yourself. Then, alternately, if you know literally anything about how tofu is supposed to be cooked, there's the million and one ways it's used in asian cooking. Tofu by itself is bland, the whole point is that you cook it in stuff because it absorbs the flavor. Cook it with meat and veggies and mushrooms, use savory sauces and gravies, marinate it, batter and tempura-fry it. And it comes in several degrees of firmness so that it has a texture that isn't 'jello but with no taste'.

What I'm getting at here is that Lou doesn't like tofu because he's a fat white redneck boy from a fat white redneck family and should probably go back to, say, the potato salad with raisins that he has often informed us is the cuisine of his people. But then again it's also Lou in particular, so he's probably not well-acquainted with any food that isn't deep friend with a Supersize option.
 
For someone who wants to dig deep to find ~ableism~ in a joke post about drivers' licenses, Lou sure doesn't mind saying that a staple of a whole continent's cuisine is like shit he dug out of the toilet. Not really surprised because Lou has let his general racism show over and over and over again, but still, just saying.

For anyone who hasn't tried tofu by the way, it comes in two genres. There's awful, unflavored, textureless silken tofu which is a sad substitute for eating meat if you don't know how to cook and also hate yourself. Then, alternately, if you know literally anything about how tofu is supposed to be cooked, there's the million and one ways it's used in asian cooking. Tofu by itself is bland, the whole point is that you cook it in stuff because it absorbs the flavor. Cook it with meat and veggies and mushrooms, use savory sauces and gravies, marinate it, batter and tempura-fry it. And it comes in several degrees of firmness so that it has a texture that isn't 'jello but with no taste'.

What I'm getting at here is that Lou doesn't like tofu because he's a fat white redneck boy from a fat white redneck family and should probably go back to, say, the potato salad with raisins that he has often informed us is the cuisine of his people. But then again it's also Lou in particular, so he's probably not well-acquainted with any food that isn't deep friend with a Supersize option.
Just cover the potato salad in funnel cake batter and deep fry it. Then you have the food of Lou's people.
 
Just cover the potato salad in funnel cake batter and deep fry it. Then you have the food of Lou's people.
The traditional food of Lou's homeland is the Primanti Bros sandwich.

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:story: Louie is so retarded he can't pass a simple test millions of 16 year olds do every year. I get it if you're from NYC, with the subways and it can be faster to walk than to drive, but he's from a city with a 14k population. He's 37 years old, and he has to ask his mom to drive him to wal-mart and mcdonalds.
 
It's actually vinegar-based cole slaw. So it's acidic cabbage.

Having eaten Primanti Brothers once...it actually tastes better than expected. Overrated as fuck, but I've had worse sandwiches.
I like Primanti's, but their fries always taste slightly burnt, so that might explain how Lou got into the habit of drowning everything in ketchup.
 
DVT also poses a considerable risk. Obesity, lack of excercise, long periods of sitting on his dumptruck of an ass, plus his lifestyle-induced atherosclerosis - plaque build-up leading to the severe narrowing of the veins, caused by high BP, obesity, lack of excercise, poor diet, all of which are common with his type 2 'beetus. Lardo's practically murdering himself and refuses to realize it.
A bit late, and a minor PL, but I suffered a blood clot a few years back back as a complication of a medical procedure and it was fucking brutal how much it hurt. Lou's favorite activity, lying down, was absolute agony.

I can't wait for Lou to complain about that when it inevitably happens because lardass can't be bothered to take care of himself. Though he'll happily ignore people telling him to see a doctor as he complains about the pain because $50 will be so much better yinz guys. For neosporin and gauze, probably
 
wasn't lou supposed to be in fear of his life because of nefarious emails he was getting or something? seems like i wouldn't be trying to start fights over fucking football if i was terrified of some bona-fide internet terrorists
Well christ on a cracker I suppose that explains the fat part. Look at that.
One of those fills you up the entire day, for around $7. It's an absolute godsend for the poor college student or the guy who needs to jam the entire day's calories into his lunch break.

And as we all know, Lou is three times the person as anyone else, so it probably takes three of those fuckers to fill him up.
Having eaten Primanti Brothers once...it actually tastes better than expected. Overrated as fuck, but I've had worse sandwiches.
I like Primanti's, but their fries always taste slightly burnt, so that might explain how Lou got into the habit of drowning everything in ketchup.
The one in the Strip District, the original spot, is the one you hit up if you want to have the "good" version of their shit. All of the other chains should just be seen as comfort food, prepared like your usual fast-food fare. Really, that defines "Pittsburgh food" - it's not good for you, it's not complicated, it's nothing phenomenal, but it's very comfy. Folks who haven't had spicy batter-fried pickles are missing out. Mostly on obesity, but also on a tasty pub snack.
 
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