r/NEET - Who needs a job when you can post on Reddit?

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BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice said:
What the fuck do these people do all day besides post on reddit?
I wish I could find the comic that was something like wake up at 2pm, then 6 panels staring at a computer, then sleep and under it said "living the dream"
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Ever seen cooking Kay’s son Lee’s YT channel?
I imagine it’s more or less like that.
 
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I'm not exactly surprised they have substance abuse issues.
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"B-but mom Far Cry 3 man says having any ambitions is bad!"
 
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John Titor said:
I wonder if these people saw Welcome to the NHK and severely miss the point that the lifestyle is unsustainable and overall terrible. Who am I kidding, they would hate the part where the two neets got their shit together.
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I think it was some edition of the light novel or something where the author explained he wrote Welcome to The NHK as a way to get himself out of the NEET/hikki life and it didn't work because he was just coasting on the earnings from the property.
What I'm trying to get at is that if all it takes for you to leave the NEET/hikki life is a really good story, you're one of the lucky ones who aren't too deep yet. Even if the existence is shit, you will get comfortable with it and not want to leave.
 
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NEETS are definitely parasites on enabling parents, but most of the good shit that comes out of 4chan comes from them. Would society be better served if they were a smooth brain pump bitch or cashier at a gas station 30 hours a week instead of them photoshopping 300 different soyjak reaction images? Sure it’d better for them as people but we’d lose a lot of funny content.
 
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Most people work useless, braindead, demeaning jobs with no social or societal importance. The based NEET has realized this and has revolted against the cruel, crushing capitalist enterprise, maintaining his Edenic innocence in the face of curse wrought upon mankind by Eve's original sin. Honestly, absolute king shit.

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This is what happens when you remove 'getting laid and / or married' as a right of passage
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redcent said:
There are plenty of unmarried folk I've met that work

There are also couples I have met that are the biggest laziest dole bludgers

Not laid =/= unemployed loser

Laid =/= winner
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Ditto phrased this somewhat poorly, but he's right. Sexual access is a strong driving force for men, and society understood this, harnessing intense male energies into the work -> pussy pipeline. Of course, it also helped that society considered you an absolute POS and wasn't going to let you leech indefinitely if you were unmarried and idle, but having to work to attract a mate and support your offspring was a huge factor. Now, for numerous reasons, that's not the case, so why not slack off if you can? Obviously reddit posters are going to die alone, so why wouldn't they choose anime and tendies over drudgery and wage cucking?
 
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Mr. A. L. Mao said:
Most people work useless, braindead, demeaning jobs with no social or societal importance. The based NEET has realized this and has revolted against the cruel, crushing capitalist enterprise, maintaining his Edenic innocence in the face of curse wrought upon mankind by Eve's original sin. Honestly, absolute king shit
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He better watch out before the parents revolt against giving him money.
 
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Mr. A. L. Mao said:
Most people work useless, braindead, demeaning jobs with no social or societal importance. The based NEET has realized this and has revolted against the cruel, crushing capitalist enterprise, maintaining his Edenic innocence in the face of curse wrought upon mankind by Eve's original sin. Honestly, absolute king shit.




Ditto phrased this somewhat poorly, but he's right. Sexual access is a strong driving force for men, and society understood this, harnessing intense male energies into the work -> pussy pipeline. Of course, it also helped that society considered you an absolute POS and wasn't going to let you leech indefinitely if you were unmarried and idle, but having to work to attract a mate and support your offspring was a huge factor. Now, for numerous reasons, that's not the case, so why not slack off if you can? Obviously reddit posters are going to die alone, so why wouldn't they choose anime and tendies over drudgery and wage cucking?
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Because I come from a place where "neet" aka dole bludgers have been doing so for longer than you have been alive, and it's more off putting than tendies and mommies basement. In fact it's such a huge disappointment that sbs did a doco on it. I want to have more pride than that

That, and you can live without parents complaining/ struggling to pay rent. Once you have a taste of that freedom, peaceful solitude and control over your life you don't want to go back.
 
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