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[s0mbra]

god just look at him!
Literal embodiment of clown world.
Christ, sometimes it just extra hits me how ridiculous all of this is and I lose it.
I'm going to go do something productive.

 

[White Devil]

Since you read this thread, juggle some unpinned grenades next!

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Any retard can juggle 2 balls. That takes zero skills. Imagine thinking admitting you are a literal clown who is too stupid to pull off juggling 3 balls as some kind gotcha for the haters.

Jesus, Hailey. I already thought you were pathetic. No need to double down.

If he really wants to impress me, he needs to juggle his actual balls that were cut off. That would at least be amusing. This shit is just sad.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The only group that I know of that uses Goddess instead of God is Wiccans. But I don't think Kevin is one.

It’s a bleedover from early tumblr, as a kind of milquetoast attempt to trigger the fundies
It’s completely retarded now because fundies haven’t been relevant in over a decade
It’s essentially the equivalent of signing off with ‘fuck the Whig party’

 

[AJneedsElocution]

lmao

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[lamp shade]

It is absolutely hilarious that he lurks the Kevin thread for any mention of himself.

Hey Hailey, move to the tranch, we need more laughs.

Does anyone know his real name?

 

[Enoby Way]

That face again. What is it that has every troon under the sun making the same shit-eating, curb-stompable smirk 24/7?

Guys, I just had a thought... do you think the AGP smirk is so prevalent because they're turned on by how feminine they think they will look in their selfies?

Sadly, Blanchard got canceled and fired from his job as a professor and leading scientist in his field, for not bowing to the woke crowd and their "gender theory". I believe he is retired now. Which is too bad, because I would pay good money to read that study.

If you pay to read a published study the money only goes to the publisher. The scientists don't get paid for it by the publisher, and in fact have to pay if they ever want to download their own articles. So if you emailed Ray Blanchard I am sure he would send you the study for free. In fact, post it here for science.

Gender euphoria already kicking in. Kevin finds the need to one-up. and Mode_View gets in on the action.

This is the boldest i have ever seen Mode. And just imagining his reaction to making Kevin "squirm" is grossing me out.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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Please tell me this dumb fuck got so triggered over people not liking his dumb juggling joke that he actually uploaded this just to "own" us.

Hey Wedge! When you juggle one-handed, you're supposed to keep both balls in the air at once!

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

lol Harley just said you are too retarded to get his joke
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Someone tell this clown that he needs to up his game if he wants his own thread. As hilarious as this shit is, honey, get some lessons from darling KevKev or study the ways of the Tampon from Yaniv.

You're a half rate man who tried to flee into femininity, failed that point blank and now you're a half rate horror story not worthy of their own thread.

Get outta Kevin's thread and come back when you've earned your own.

 

[Prolego]

Trooning out should be an automatic denial of life insurance benefits or at least should carry with it a 600% increase in monthly/yearly premiums. Being a troon with life insurance is like having a noose around your neck 24/7.

The insurance companies don't pay out on 41%ers so why should they care.

I haven't a clue what a full orchidectomy does beyond the immediately apparent affects. I suppose our best examples are either animals or war slaves from hundreds of years ago.

I had my dog's balls cut off some years back, and since then none of the other dogs in the park have ever tried to fuck him.

TERF lurkers btfo by eunuch lurker.

Nice kitchen. I wonder how he's going to afford the rent with no balls and a broken ass. Is that red thing behind him a hamster cage?

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Lol hi Hailey, this thoughtfully provided description isn't quite the full story is it

https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1272222743161864196

Wedgie, Wedgie, lies to the blind
Drops his balls then says it's fine

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

lol Harley just said you are too retarded to get his joke
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Hahaha what the fuck. You know despite the name and the avatar I didn't realize "Harlequin" did clown stuff irl either. Imagine being such a deeply uncool Twitter weirdo that you think "trans sex worker clown" is an awesome identity to have, and that this video showing off your bad makeup and worse juggling is an own on the kiwi haters. Jesus

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin. An AGP who hoped for a nice little PCI-Express and ended up with a SCSI Port.

Haha yes, it's like one of those from the nineties:

Big and ugly, very expensive and there wasn't that much you could plug into it.

Ya boy cheesewedge got the orchi (nutcutting) after all, him moving to the tranch in the nearish future yay or nay?

Congrats Wedge!

P.S. Does anyone know why images get changed to attachments and I have to go back in and fix it on edit?

I was wondering about the same thing.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So Haley tweets about the lame ball joke & not about the posts about how he destroyed his ability to coom.

Hey cumbrain with the lose asshole how does it feel knowing you destroyed another body part?

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

Happy 800 pages Kevin!! ​

We hit a sultry 700 pages less than a month ago! I don’t know what’s faster: the rate of Kevin’s axe wound sealing or the rate of his Kiwi Farms thread growing! Since my last 100-page recap was well received, I thought I’d take the liberty to do another one. Here is a quick and dirty summary of what transpired since the morning of January 25th, 2021…

• Our journey begins with a hearty discussion about the gender of Kevin’s orc friend
• Kevin’s throat fucking partner Hailey releases Discord chat logs of him grooming a sad degenerate known as “K” into trooning out wherein he wants his victim to undergo forced feminization and “sissy hypno” to become a lesbian, much to the discomfort and displeasure of K
• Penny is tired of scraping off dead alpacas from Colorado’s frozen plains and rejuvenates by listening to some Tom Waits and not by interacting with his harem of cockless lunatics to whom he is their dominant
• Kevin hornyposts for Vanellope, a nine-year-old girl from the animated movie Wreck it Ralph 2
• A fraudulent sugardaddy spam bot named “Muchael Rob” wants to spoil Kevin
• Every day, Kevin serves up farm fresh pussy
• The Tranch’s chicken coops have frozen solid as their hens cling to life with their eggs freezing overnight
• Kevin tweets without context “I only know one thing for sure: I am Hole, plz fill me ☹”
• The coping begins! Kevin admits he had sex a total of two (2) times in 2020 with only one of them being penis-in-vagina penetration while claiming he has more sex than the denizens of k*w* farms in the past
• I point out that double penetration could kill Kevin with appeal to evidence of human anatomical drawings
• In reference to drama surrounding Lou Gagliardi, another infamous trooncow documented by the wonderful user @0 1, Twitter user @acid_for_blood subtweets and sneak disses Kevin’s penchant for e-begging followed by purchasing expensive children’s toys
• Tranch resident J laughs at a farmer (no, not a Kiwi one) losing part of their livelihood as crop prices crash shortly after Biden’s executive orders
• User @Nothing To See Here laments on the Tranch’s gross incompetence in taking care of their hens and expounds on the straightforwardness of proper animal husbandry
• User @Plague Flea introduces Clitoris Prime to forum posters: a possible Transformers-themed sex toy for Kevin to haphazardly wield
• Kevin is gaining exposure on Instagram account @shekelgang on a post cleverly titled “The Kevosphere: Faces of Trans Twitter” that details and mocks Kevin and all his troon friends on social media
• The thread gains an even deeper appreciation for women
• Kevin’s mangled eyebrows, unhealing cat scratch, deep wrinkling, pockmarks, and horrific hair line are exposed in all their glory (see below)
• According to one of Kevin’s friends, cishet men should only be allowed to watch lesbian porn for the express purpose of turning them trans (not a fetish)
• Penny tweets that the Sheriff’s department was called to the ranch in response to calls of animal abuse and neglect and there is VIDEO EVIDENCE of the Sheriff dropping the case to be featured in the Tranch’s next documentary
• Several users were quick to smack this claim down as officers simply cannot drop cases upon a single glance
• The thread muses on the prospect of “Tranny Waco” and how truly likely it is
• KF user @SpiceyHuman points out that the alpaca’s tendency toward chewing ice is indicative of mineral deficiencies, namely iron and selenium, two essential minerals for proper functioning and NOT a cutesy UwU trait
• We are treated to more images of depressed dogs and frightened chickens skittering away from the Ranch inhabitants
• Hailey announces the date of his orchiectomy (testicle removal surgery), February 19th, 2021 to which Kevin expresses excitement for Hailey’s “curves” growing in following the testosterone crash
• Kevin returns from a temporary Twitter hiatus that no one cared about nor noticed
• Two perverts, Twitter users Liophora and NuttySwiss, contribute to Kevin’s “medical bill” e-begging scheme
• More of his followers are waking up to Kevin’s abuse of their kindness and generosity
• Following years of horrific and grossly invasive anal and rectal trauma, complete with enemas and anal hooks, Hailey expresses disappointment in the resulting medical complications due to said trauma
• Hailey, a homosexual male, cannot bottom until he gets bottom surgery
• HE HAS NO HOLES BUT HE MUST COOM
• Kevin educates the whole of Twitter.com on the nuances of video game pornography
• The tattered troon also expresses the desire to bury his face in another transfemme’s ass as his “vag” is off the table
• Kevin is “fully a girl” in his dreams
• In the same dreams, he dreams of giving birth to puppies
• Following more medical bill e-begging, Kevin admits to not knowing how often to douche
• Kevin expresses envy in David Reimer: a boy who committed suicide as an adult after being forced into trooning out as an infant after a severely botched circumcision
• To the dismay of Twitter users and forum posters, he does not walk back his claim after being told the full gut-wrenching story of David Reimer
• Kevin tells version #43 of his cooming coming out story
• In one tweet, Kevin dreams about “getting fucked” every day in lieu of dilation
• By virtue of his “being a slut”, Kevin admits to dilating approximately twice a week
• We learn the cocksock sleeve inversion surgery allows its wielder to regain their virginity
• Kevin muses about the existence of “species HRT” and in one series of tweets, he changes his fursona from salamander, to cat, to raccoon
• We learn of the possibility of Kevin being groomed into troonery by his quack therapist
• Twitter furry @MailaTalie expresses concern for the neglected animals on the Tranch to which the Tranch’s Twitter account and Penny doubles down on the claim that the Sheriff’s department “drops the case” ON VIDEO
• Kevin awakes one morning to remind the world that DAMN his pussy smells sooooooooo good
• He then requests his brigade of deranged Mongoloids to send thigh pictures
• The ensuing thread of Lovecraftian horror cannot be expressed in words and only in episodes of dry heaving followed by bouts of suicidal ideation (see page 756)
• KF user @Quiet Dignity informs the thread that there exists a hotel in the Lima district of Peru called AMHOLE
• Images are released of the barren, arid desert the troons occupy
• Kevin’s throat fucking partner posts a screenshot of a KF post by user @Squid Diddler , to which KevKev retweets, and DEBOONKS it thoroughly
• Kevin commissions an artist’s work to satisfy his furry inflation fetish
• The image consists of a young anthropomorphic dog girl that inflates in a similar fashion to Willy Wonka’s Violet Beauregarde into a bulbous blueberry
• Penny doomposts serious incel vibes at 3:27 am of Feb 11th about how having a significant other is not worth the time (because fuck Kevin) only to complain about Tinder being “rough” at 4:32 am NOT EVEN AN HOUR LATER
• In a livestream, while the working troons have their overpriced yuppie coffee, the troons announce that they wish to start farming nuts (heh), grow hemp crop, start a greenhouse to become food-independent, and upgrade the alpaca’s abysmal living structures
• Bonnie is in his feels now that he is back on HRT
• J calls out Kiwi Farms by name and claims our concern for their animals’ well-being is twansphobia and we need to GIBS DEM MONEY
• The same tweet reveals the Tranch is woefully underfunded and does not have the money for basic farming equipment
• Kevin reminds us how much he loves lesbian porn and how often he “shlicks” (the female analogous term for “fapping”, most likely coined on 4chan boards)
• Kevin receives another inflation porn art commission to celebrate Valentine’s day
• While shopping, Kevin gets “de-personed” when the creepy fuck gets too close to a woman and she politely asks him to step back
• COVID health guidelines implemented by the CDC are twansphobia
• KF user @SmokeyMcRunFast informs the thread that the Tranch is buying cheap generators which cannot run constantly, running them constantly, bricking them, and buying more cheap generators in lieu of buying a single good-quality generator
• We are treated to the image of Penny, the hostile troon itching for violent confrontation, poorly and laughably wielding an axe to chop wood, narrowly missing his ankles
• KEVIN UNIRONICALLY CLAIMS THAT OTHERS MISTAKE HIM FOR A WOMAN IN HER 20s
• Penny almost burns down the Tranch after making dinner
• After Bonnie’s father’s death, Bonnie shows zero remorse or empathy for his grieving mother and just wants to collect those sweet sweet “dead dad monies” and spits on his mother’s greater monetary allocation of the father’s estate
• Penny’s mother is diagnosed with severe late-stage Alzheimer’s disease and in a tweet series, he pours out his heart telling the world about how much of a wonderful woman she was in her life and all Kevin can respond with is “I love you so much Mistress” affirming the wide-held belief that Kevin’s fetishes have no boundaries
• Even in bereavement and the great despair that follows, Kevin must coom
• KF user @Lubby Smith digs up an old tweet from 2018 wherein Kevin basks in the glory of Penny’s ailing mother correctly genders Kevin
• In a public series of tweets, Kevin sexts Alicia, a “professional, plural, anarchocommunist, small dick-enjoying dominatrix” who solicits her “services” through Twitter
• Said services include audio recordings ($3 USD per 100 words, of course), texting, and video chatting (NO FLOGGING)
• Kevin, a well-documented Transformers toy collector, is disgusted by the price of Transformers toy (more at 11!)
• Wedge/Hailey underwent his orchiectomy/testicle removal on Feb 19th and makes a cringeworthy juggling joke (get it, because he’s a harlequin! Tee Hee!)
• Hailey, mode_view, and Kevin indulge in discussion of small penis humiliation (SPH, for short) and I am currently frantically wiping away the vomit and tears between my keys
• Once again, Hailey BTFO’s the “TERF lurkers” of the Kiwi Farms
• In lieu of summarization, I am just going to directly quote Hailey’s seetheposting: “Hey TERF lurkers, my orchi joke was in reference to the fact that I am a clown that HAS IN FACT JUGGLED ONLY TWO BALLS!! *clown emoji* Time to practice playing with balls! TERFs are so exclusionist they think you need three balls to juggle. Jokes on them. I can juggle with no balls”
• He then posts an incredibly awkward video of him poorly juggling two balls in one hand in his kitchen donning a sports bra, a skirt, and clown makeup

TL;DR The gospel of Kevin is spreading, the walls are closing in on him, more ranch animals are dying, Wedge got his nuts cut off, and Kiwi Farms is increasingly getting under the Kevosphere's skin.

So what will happen between now and Page 900? I predict one of the Tranchers or members of the Kevosphere will schizopost on KF and make a complete ass of themselves. I predict that Kevin will gain more cross-platform and off-platform fame (or should I say infamy?) and some feminist or conservative columnist will feature Kevin in one of their op-eds. We will receive more glorious m.i.l.k after March 1st when the Tranchumentary is formally announced, trailered, and eventually released. Out of testosterone-fueled rage, I predict Penny will most likely assault or violently threaten a local feminist, grocery store patron, or any other bona fide female that Penny deems undesirable.

 

[Puddleduck]

Hi Hailey! So tell us, just how disgusting was Kevryn's stinkditch? Did it put you off getting one?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'd pay money for footage of the Tranchers getting into a scrap with some football hooligans. I don't even care who wins, I just wanna see Penny yelling "transphobe" while throwing punches.

I wouldn't take any bets on the outcome if I was you.

or better still, with football hooligans in Spain or eastern Europe - they really don't fuck about

This reminds me of the Russian MP who supported legalising football hooliganism and turning it into a sport.

TERF lurkers btfo by eunuch lurker.
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We live rent free in the Trancheros' heads.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Hi Hailey! How do you plan to make a living after getting castrated? Do you want your very own AM HOLE which was made for you?

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Hahaha what the fuck. You know despite the name and the avatar I didn't realize "Harlequin" did clown stuff irl either. Imagine being such a deeply uncool Twitter weirdo that you think "trans sex worker clown" is an awesome identity to have, and that this video showing off your bad makeup and worse juggling is an own on the kiwi haters. Jesus

"K*w*f*rms chuds are all fucking transphobic stalkers and are monitoring us 24/7 the whole 365.25 days of the year, digging up everything they can" VS "haha fucking K*w*f*rms chuds you can't even find this one dumb joke I did one time haha"
Pick one, fucktards.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kevin admits to not knowing how often to douche

How would you even douche an amhole?
Never mind, I don't want to know.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

A gland is anything that produces a hormone, and thus the testes which are removed for the procedure Wedge has done are glands which produce hormones which alter male behavior. Sperm does not influence a man's behavior but the presence of testosterone does, and it's one of the primary drives in male arousal. Removing the testes removes the ability to produce either, however, and severely lowers sex drive. While it is possible for the man to produce semen and orgasm, the former is unable to induce a pregnancy and the latter is excessively difficult to achieve. I do know that men who sever their vas deferens (via vasectomy) still produce sperm which is then reabsorbed into the body, as the vas deferens is just a tube while transports it, but I haven't a clue what a full orchidectomy does beyond the immediately apparent affects. I suppose our best examples are either animals or war slaves from hundreds of years ago.

Regardless, this is why Kevin's hours-long masturbation sessions take such harrowing amounts of time (paired with the actual destroyed genital tissue), contrary to his misogynistic perception of women needing power tools and half the day to orgasm. Of course, one would expect their lowered sex drive to be sobering, forcing them to realize the extent of the damage they've done to their bodies both before and after destroying their gonads. But because they're morons, rather than reflecting on their decisions, they're only really concerned because now the sex drive which fueled them into castrating themselves is both borderline non-existent and impossible to satisfy.

I forgot what it's called, my best guess is "dissociation" even though I know that's not right, but it's a form of denial what Kevin and I predict Wedge will do in response to this. They're going to act hypersexual to compensate for the fact they've now damaged the means of sexual satisfaction beyond recognition. Partially to put up a front, and partially to lie to themselves in an attempt to ignore the reality of their situation. I don't envy Kevin and now Wedge, but I also don't sympathize with a person who not only willfully hurt themselves, but also acts indignant and proud of this fact while encouraging others to do the same.

It's interesting because someone posted Danielle Bunton Berry/Dan Bunten's (programmer of M.U.L.E.) open letter to the trans community that was written in 1995. He basically said that when he started estrogen he initially thought that his lowered sex drive (ie he didn't get an erection when putting on panties) was proof of his womanhood. Of course he ended up having SRS and completely regretted it as it completely killed his sex drive and couldn't coom anymore. Unlike Kevin and I assume Hailey he was honest enough to realise this and ended up wishing that he had just stayed a gender non-conforming man.

His letter is very interesting for anyone curious: https://web.archive.org/web/2011072...iclockwise.com/dani/personal/changes/dont.htm