SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[ToS]

I don’t care if you believe me or not because of your preconceived notions, because I am telling the truth

lol the dissonance between your words and actions is loud. I believe that you care very strongly. Why else would you be here? Your tug-of-war with SCP depends on a consequence for them and we are your selected means of doing so. Your atonement relies on coming clean and this is your chosen confessional box. Why? Why not a blog? Because you are using KF as an irritant for the onlooking SCP, flavoring your recklessness with a bitterness that another medium wouldn’t give.

You’ve had a fun time here so far and we’ve had some laughs and fun jibes. But the warm welcome is cooling quickly. It’s time to do some work, put up, or shut up. We’ve pegged you and most all of the bad actors at SCP without your god-like graceful descent into our midst. No one is going to believe what a great hand you have as long as it’s flat against your chest.

Why? Doesn’t it make sense that I struggle to find screenshots from the inside, because I didn’t export from there, it was the place I imported stuff from everywhere else. Who else would I have thought I was showing this stuff to? I’ve named names and I brought you what I brought them. What more am I suppose to have?

You have demonstrated, although in a very unsavory way, your intelligence and there isn’t a way you could possibly think any one of those 36 images is substantial enough to match your narrative. You of all people should know that a set of data can be layered with numerous stable narratives. It’s literally and literarily how misdirection is created.

What else am I supposed to have?

I’ll wait.

 

[Cow-Chan]

Why? Doesn’t it make sense that I struggle to find screenshots from the inside, because I didn’t export from there, it was the place I imported stuff from everywhere else. Who else would I have thought I was showing this stuff to? I’ve named names and I brought you what I brought them. What more am I suppose to have?

I'll give you a list of things you've shown, because it should help you realize why you haven't revealed anything:

1. Zyn being an angel
2. Kaktus thinking he's big shit and promptly being made fun of by literally everyone including staff
3. Metaphysician outing himself as someone who Just Doesn't Get It
4. Scantron thinking he's hot shit
5. Caro taking over RPC in a coup
6. Cimmerian admitting he has beef with SCP
7. Cimmerian somehow maintaining a place as a major media player in the SCP-o-sphere despite his continued beef
8. People making SCP pedo jokes

This is all completely unsurprising, old stuff. Everyone knows all of this. Want to surprise us? Show us proof that Zyn shot someone. Show us an instance of Kaktus genuinely apologizing from the bottom of his heart for something he's done wrong(Hint: A lot), because we already know all of this stuff.

I understand why this is a stereotype and, to be frank? I don't think it's unjustified for me to boil over this entire shitfuck ordeal. When I can get my friends back (for whom mentioning me is akin to wrongthink now) and make the spiraling hellhole of the last year retroactively banish, I'll be less angry.

I apologize if my point is muddied by this stereotypical behaviour, though. It is simply hard for me to trust that the person that has warped evidence and made up claims to hurt people in the past isn't now warping evidence and making up claims to hurt different people.

I completely understand why people would be angry at SCP, but I can tell you this from a place of personal experience numerous times, it's going to ruin you. Letting anger run your actions against these people will do more damage than it is going to help you. I'm not saying trust Harmony, I don't want to control your point of view, I'm just saying that people on this thread in general need to breathe before they type and take a few minutes to make sure what they're saying isn't just venting from a place of hurt. There's no need to become the lolcows we're here to joke about, I guess is what I'm saying.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

You’re only a lolcow if you’re ashamed of yourself. I don’t see any incongruity beyond doing what I want to do and being uncompromising about it for the first time in my life. I’m doing what I said I was going to do, make friends and tell the truth.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

You’re only a lolcow if you’re ashamed of yourself. I don’t see any incongruity beyond doing what I want to do and being uncompromising about it for the first time in my life. I’m doing what I said I was going to do, make friends and tell the truth.

No one on Kiwifarms is your friend. I don't mean you, specifically, that's just something that's generally true. And lack of shame is an incredibly common trait in cows. Other common traits are... well, pretty much everything about you.

 

[and 127 others]

You’re only a lolcow if you’re ashamed of yourself.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

No one on Kiwifarms is your friend. I don't mean you, specifically, that's just something that's generally true. And lack of shame is an incredibly common trait in cows. Other common traits are... well, pretty much everything about you.

Well, then grill me as much as you want I don’t mind if it’s a one-sided friendship. I’ll still be honest with everything I say.

I come to you a degenerate outcast, and do not pretend to be anything more than that.

 

[Cow-Chan]

Well, then grill me as much as you want I don’t mind if it’s a one-sided friendship. I’ll still be honest with everything I say.

Just stop please, and take a break for a bit.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

Just stop please, and take a break for a bit.

Why? Y’all seem like you want to hear that what I’m saying is true. I am telling you that it is.

Oh! I have a document! You can look at the details and see it was created and edited once, in January of 2020.

SCPD Coup Plan

god I sound like such a nazi in this thing, I’m so glad I got off Discord. We basically decided that we knew better than the people who actually put time and love into the server, shoved them out of the way and cracked down on stuff we didn’t like.

this was probably the most well-executed damage we ever inflicted on the community, it took some time to crowbar some of the old guard SCPD mods out but once we outvoted them we just disregarded their opinions and eventually they resigned or resigned themselves to their fate. It ended up almost exactly as this plan outlines by the time we were done.

Imagine reading something like this and then instead of immediately calling the funny farm you say “yeah sounds like a good thing, dude” and go forward with executing this plan. That is your brain on Yurt.

 

[Cow-Chan]

Why? Y’all seem like you want to hear that what I’m saying is true. I am telling you that it is.

We want to know what's actually going on. You're not telling anyone how anything is, you're wasting peoples' time with benign nonsense they already know.

 

[BurnerPhone]

Oh! I have a document!

SCPD Coup Plan

"Created January 20th, last edited January 20th by Harmony"

Yeah I'm out

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Holy shit I lost my jammies. Lol.

 

[Cow-Chan]

You’re only a lolcow if you’re ashamed of yourself.

I'm not ashamed of myself and I currently have a cow-print bikini on the way from Amazon.

Oh! I have a document!

SCPD Coup Plan

god I sound like such a nazi in this thing, I’m so glad I got off Discord. We basically decided that we knew better than the people who actually put time and love into the server, shoved them out of the way and cracked down on stuff we didn’t like.

Congratulations on posting, again, nothing. Even I'm done with you at this point.

 

[LordSifr]

Please, just leave this be. There's little to be posted, nothing new to be found here. You're better off recouping your sanity and mental health doing other things. Like I said in my other post; do something that gives you closure. Alt your way in again, leave for another community, give your stuff to the people that want it, whatever.

 

[ToS]

Jesus woman. This is like a 5-star recruit not knowing how to read defenses. No one is doubting your potential; you've seen some shit and we all know it. So in as far as that, yes we do want to hear from you. But your goal is to get back at the SCP baddies, but you just made them look better by pushing something with nothing to back it up on a very visible stage. We're rooting for something, anything but yeah this is a huge flop. Go study Psyantroos's entry. He came with some receipts and he knew he needed them to be listened to.

Edit: I just remembered @pixelatedharmony, you are used to SCP people listening to you based on your meaningless fiat authority. This shit won't fly here.

 

[Furret]

Oh! I have a document!

SCPD Coup Plan

god I sound like such a nazi in this thing, I’m so glad I got off Discord. We basically decided that we knew better than the people who actually put time and love into the server, shoved them out of the way and cracked down on stuff we didn’t like.

This is better, but it still doesn't say much. There's no way of even knowing if anyone worked on this other than you.

I haven't been in SCPD for a long time, can anyone verify that this planned coup/reform actually happened?

 

[and 127 others]

Holy shit I lost my jammies. Lol.

Hold up hold up...

I don’t mind if it’s a one-sided friendship.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

This is better, but it still doesn't say much. There's no way of even knowing if anyone worked on this other than you.

I haven't been in SCPD for a long time, can anyone verify that this planned coup/reform actually happened?

Compare how SCPD looked when I a wrote this, how it looks now, then compare the list of who was in charge then, who is in charge now, compare that to the list of names that I gave y’all and the puzzle pieces will be there for you too

 

[LordSifr]

This is better, but it still doesn't say much. There's no way of even knowing if anyone worked on this other than you.

I haven't been in SCPD for a long time, can anyone verify that this planned coup/reform actually happened?

I can confirm this. At some point before I was banned, chat was reorganized and new mods were brought in, among them a bunch of site staff; Harmony, Woedenaz, IHP, Aismallard, uraniumempire, and cadavercommander/Sludge Thompkins (who isn't site staff.)

After this point they started punishing way more people for very little infraction -- the phrase "negative value user" (I believe introduced by cadavercommander) was thrown around to justify getting back at people they generally disliked, believed to be future trouble, or had literally anything going against them. For instance, during the SCPedo scandal, an RPC user was perma-banned for saying "Bright was involved with certain things" [this is an exact quote, or close to it; look it up in chat] in response to someone asking what was the drama all about.

Some people (among them Rounderhouse) justified this change by claiming it'd improve chat quality to remove people before they did wrong. I have no exact quotes here, so feel free to disbelieve me.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Hold up hold up...

lol omfg this is great.

 

[AnOminous]

Then, several days later, posts a schizophrenic collection of screenshots claiming a super secret cult has actually been in charge of the community the entire time.

The cult part is actually true though. Anyone who ever tried to join this operation and backed away with a concerned expression knows this.