Not only won't he get disability, but there's no way in Hell he got a call from them. At most he'd get a letter. Emphasis mine:
"Your initial application for Social Security Disability benefits, whether filing for
SSDI or SSI, is completed online via Social Security’s website. Once you have submitted
the application, it can take up to 30 days for Social Security to acknowledge and process your information.
Keep in mind, this is a general time frame. As with each part of the disability process, Social Security is not confined to time limits.
They have no deadlines.
Once they have processed your application, your local Social Security office
will send you a summary of the information you submitted online in order to verify your application. You need to correct and initial (if necessary), sign and return the application summary to Social Security before they can move forward. Therefore, quick compliance helps speed up the process."
Not only that, but his long-suffering mother is certainly not keeping phone calls from him if it means Lardo might get some dosh to (lol) 'contribute' to the household.