DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Covfefe]

Hair update

Looking like greasy wet liquorice


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I like that the visible portion of the shirt basically reads "HATE YOUTUBE TWITCH". The hatred is apparent enough in your expression, Phil.

 

[Forbidden Math]

3 hours left on todays stream and we're at $19 ( this right here sucks), with 45 mins of that no doubt being a "break".. Gonna need you fucking whales to step up and serve your master!! If he doesn't hit the "tips goal" today, that marks 3 straight streams of "low support" and negativity. The last time he had 3 straight streams of negative support, he busted out the mythical chargebacks and refund fees.. He also made it a reemergency, despite getting $1300 in tips the week before, his Twitch payment, AND declaring that he would be caught up on everything and good to go..

Unless you want Phil to come out and cross his arms, and just not play the game until he gets some more khantributions, he needs you to STEP UP! Also, if you're watching exclusively on YouTube, he could also use some support. So donate to patreon, buy something from his merch store, or come by and "just hang out" on the stream. Sound good?

I like how he says "just hang out" with more levels of implication than a dude inviting a girl to his house to "netflix and chill".

We can just hang out, but please tip me.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP really really REALLY enjoys this wagering during his stream. Almost like he has a gambling addiction.

But on the other hand he tries to make it more entertaining. Remember this is the guy who never wanted to do challenges in videogames, but when it comes to GAMBLING...

 

[BepsiLight]

DSP really really REALLY enjoys this wagering during his stream. Almost like he has a gambling addiction.

But on the other hand he tries to make it more entertaining. Remember this is the guy who never wanted to do challenges in videogames, but when it comes to GAMBLING...

And penne points are just as worthless as his wrestling pictures.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

I dont know if shirtless mofo is OIC or not, but I'm 99% sure that one minute man is. Shirtless mofo shows up in pigpiggo in 2018, but I cant find him khantributing till april of 2020. Coincidentally, both OIC and OMM started khantributing in May of 2020 (this shawks me). How many fucking accounts/names does this guy need to tip under? He's more paranoid than Phil at this point.

If anyone can find shirtless mofo khantributing before then, please update, so we can rule that one out. But considering how much that fag OiC talks about "going to the gym" (yea right), and his DrTonyCuck fascination, the name matches the gay profile.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

DSP trying to get some old school gamer clout by claiming he got "hooked on Diablo II" and "played it nonstop all through the 90s". King of Retro gets the decade wrong on one of the most genre defining and greatest games of all time, go figure. Diablo 2 came out in 2000 you dumb fuck phony bitch.

Looking forward to pigroach's playthrough of Diablo II Resurrected where he fucks up constantly, trashes the game and Blizzard itself, gets handheld by the chat following every direction they suggest for his build and where to go (if and only if those are attached to tips, of course) and has absolutely zero fucking memory of the game because A. he didn't play it that much, if at all and B. his gin-soaked brain deterioration makes him forget practically everything that ever happened in his life past the last five minutes. Because it's so believable that a game captivated you for so much of your lifetime when you'll probably respond "Dunno who that is, nuhuhuh" to a whale tip referencing Deckard Cain.

Chase that clout harder, pigroach, maybe you'll gain a new Blizzardfag whalechair from it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

DSP really really REALLY enjoys this wagering during his stream. Almost like he has a gambling addiction.

But on the other hand he tries to make it more entertaining. Remember this is the guy who never wanted to do challenges in videogames, but when it comes to GAMBLING...

Funny how somebody who loves gambling never thought of applying it to his own stream. It's probably against TOS (not like that's ever stopped him) but giving him something he likes AND putting more money on the table? Naturally the only reason he hasn't done this is because his brain is just so much mush.

 

[Comma]

I fucking laughed out loud when I heard this one:

Those sad individuals are now using codewords in tips. Codewords!

-EDIT- Apparently I'm late on this, since this was discussed earlier, which I didn't catch. Oh well, still had a good laugh.

 

[RockHawk]

Give him an inch he'll take a whole continent. He's always looking for the scam. Even when he plays games it's about finding the cheapest and easiest way to win, always by cheating if possible. I bet as a kid he played with Game Genie/Game Shark.

He's personally confirmed it. After losing to the final boss of the Secret of Mana remake, he mentioned 'when games did this on the SNES, you whipped out your GameShark and gave yourself whatever you needed to beat the boss!"

Really explained a lot about how he plays games even to this day.

 

[Swallow Moon]

He just said Jasper's dry food is just about to run out, didn't he get Jasper food after the pathetic begging earlier this month? cos Jasper needed stuff then right? How much does this one fucking cat eat?

Jasper Kitty is burning through calories fast due to his new training regime, to make sure the next time he goomba stomps Dave's head is fatal.

Looking forward to pigroach's playthrough of Diablo II Resurrected where he fucks up constantly, trashes the game and Blizzard itself, gets handheld by the chat following every direction they suggest for his build and where to go (if and only if those are attached to tips, of course) and has absolutely zero fucking memory of the game because A. he didn't play it that much, if at all and B. his gin-soaked brain deterioration makes him forget practically everything that ever happened in his life past the last five minutes. Because it's so believable that a game captivated you for so much of your lifetime when you'll probably respond "Dunno who that is, nuhuhuh" to a whale tip referencing Deckard Cain.

No way dood, he remembers Diablo II perfectly, but this version of the game is wrong! They fucked it up!

 

[TurdFondler]

Hair update

Looking like greasy wet liquorice


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It's astounding how visually uninteresting Phil's stream is. Seems like everyone nowadays is trying something with lighting and busy or at least aesthetic backgrounds and here's Phil in a beige room looking like a suburban dad.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

It's astounding how visually uninteresting Phil's stream is. Seems like everyone nowadays is trying something with lighting and busy or at least aesthetic backgrounds and here's Phil in a beige room looking like a suburban dad.

Lighting or interesting aesthetics is a gimmick that lazy, meme streamers do, they can't depend on their content to make a living so they have to resort to other means.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

It's astounding how visually uninteresting Phil's stream is. Seems like everyone nowadays is trying something with lighting and busy or at least aesthetic backgrounds and here's Phil in a beige room looking like a suburban dad.

Phil's lighting makes him and the wall the same colour as agar jelly which is perhaps the writers going overboard with the irony.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

It's astounding how visually uninteresting Phil's stream is. Seems like everyone nowadays is trying something with lighting and busy or at least aesthetic backgrounds and here's Phil in a beige room looking like a suburban dad.

It's probably been said before but if he turned off his cam, his streams would be better.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's probably been said before but if he turned off his cam, his streams would be better.

If he turned everything off, it would be fantastic!

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

If he turned everything off, it would be fantastic!

Dohohoho

Lighting or interesting aesthetics is a gimmick that lazy, meme streamers do, they can't depend on their content to make a living so they have to resort to other means.

This is by and large true, but I think streamers should regularly at least think about their stream layout, what they're showing on screen, all the crap that viewers and VOD watchers have to look at the entire time. A visual refresh, or a more prominent location for donor messages, that sort of thing. Phil would probably say that he keeps it real and authentic and hasn't changed his shit one iota in a decade. I'mma fence-sit and say the answer is somewhere in the between.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Because it's so believable that a game captivated you for so much of your lifetime when you'll probably respond "Dunno who that is, nuhuhuh" to a whale tip referencing Deckard Cain.

I remember on a recent Yasnooza or Isnoretals stream someone asked him if he liked Boletaria, Anor Londo or Drangleic more and he sat there for a minute going WHUUUUUT WHAT DO THOSE WORDS MEAN? until he realized (or someone in chat reminded him no doubt) that they're the settings in the Souls series of games. Then of course he said that he liked Yharnam in Bloodborne the most, which is fine but that wasn't an option in the question, pigroach.

 

[Brother Wind]

I don't see people rushing to bully me

Hol' up now. I was busy. Who the fuck hasn't played Diablo 2? What the fuck. Betcha you were busy kissing girls you damn fag. Everyone come laugh at the guy who hasn't played Diablo II ack ack ack

He's personally confirmed it. After losing to the final boss of the Secret of Mana remake, he mentioned 'when games did this on the SNES, you whipped out your GameShark and gave yourself whatever you needed to beat the boss!"

Really explained a lot about how he plays games even to this day.

I love that quote, so goddamn much. Like my folks bought me a gameshark when I was like 10. And I used to use it all the time. Then a couple years later, I was like, man games are a lot better when you actually play them for real.

Also, DSP got caught using one in one of his Mega Man runs. I would have to double check, it's like 2 or 3. Because we find out about it when his game bugs out and he reboots into a game genie. I know it's early because he then spends the rest of the games writing down the passwords like a mong. Particularly the ones that won't actually save him any progress, but he has fewer E Tanks. Weirdly, these are some of my earliest experiences with Phil, and to this day I still don't think the game genie did anything. I'm not an expert in these games, but I've played them a bunch, enough that nothing ever seemed overtly off about his playthroughs, like he doesn't have unlimited life, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have reduced damage. I just have no idea. I think he might just perpetually have the game genie in his NES.

 

[Watamelon]

The irony of him always calling everyone fake and overeacting muppets is astonishing.

This nigga watch WWE. A program where a bunch of guys dress up in flamboyish customes with exegerated names and compete in a fake sport.
You gonna pretend that watching anime ladies play games is more emberassing than watching a bunch of men playing pretend sports?

Like how pathetic is that? Can't even get invested in a real sport, and before the "dood i stopped watching it" you still watched that up until your mid thirties.

Phil is mad at vtubers due to two simple things, the ones he cares the most

1) Money. They rake in money. The current EN branch of one of those corporations (Hololive) has prolly raked in more in the five months they have existed than what Phil has been able to get by wallowing in self-pity, begging and all around making a fool of himself. The money they're raking in should be going towards PPB's bills.

2) They're the talk of the town. Phil LOVES being in the spotlight. US EVO champ, let's play pioneer, yadda yadda you know the drill. Hell, his current Twitter antics are just him trying to carve out a spot lmao

Then, in his warped world view, some random girls come in and blow up in YouTube*,
HIS hometurf! Everyone should be subscribing to Phil's channel, not some dumb girl that can sing while having an avatar or someone that can actually make Minecraft entertaining. They should talk about Phil's accomplishments, not some dumb unmachoor kid stream.

I for one, don't give a single fuck if you like WWE, V-tubers or Taiwanese basket weaving streams. Just accept what they are, man.

*Yes, I know about Niji, previous holo and yadda, but HoloEN is what is currently booming due to you know, being in English

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil is mad at vtubers due to two simple things, the ones he cares the most

1) Money. They rake in money. The current EN branch of one of those corporations (Hololive) has prolly raked in more in the five months they have existed than what Phil has been able to get by wallowing in self-pity, begging and all around making a fool of himself. The money they're raking in should be going towards PPB's bills.

2) They're the talk of the town. Phil LOVES being in the spotlight. US EVO champ, let's play pioneer, yadda yadda you know the drill. Hell, his current Twitter antics are just him trying to carve out a spot lmao

Then, in his warped world view, some random girls come in and blow up in YouTube*,
HIS hometurf! Everyone should be subscribing to Phil's channel, not some dumb girl that can sing while having an avatar or someone that can actually make Minecraft entertaining. They should talk about Phil's accomplishments, not some dumb unmachoor kid stream.

I for one, don't give a single fuck if you like WWE, V-tubers or Taiwanese basket weaving streams. Just accept what they are, man.

*Yes, I know about Niji, previous holo and yadda, but HoloEN is what is currently booming due to you know, being in English

Phil also suffers from his intense narcassim of 'if he doesn't enjoy it or understand it then it's dumb'. After all, Phil is the smartest person Phil knows and constantly coming out with bad or lukewarm takes because he has no one else to converse with or even bounce an opinion off of. So when something new like Minecraft or Vtubers show up, Phil doesn't know what it means so therefore in Phil-verse it is bad and stoopid, unlike things Phil does know such as WWE and Call of Duty which are very cool and epic. He will never make an attempt to understand why people might like it because that might suggest Phil could be wrong which he can never allow himself to admit, let alone having to justify the half-baked logic he falls back on, the greatest hits including; "any mature adult will agree.." , "it just doesn't make sense *snake-laugh*" and everyone's favourite "it's objectivly bad!!!".