Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Wasn't she handed more DC shit a while back? Whatever became of that, quietly shitcanned or something?
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Her follow up to Goddess Mode never got an issue 2. I'm guessing they just let her contract expire because the losers that make up DC management are too passive-aggressive to actually fire someone and the nature of contractor gigs is an easy out.
I'd be sympathetic if it happened to literally anybody else.
 
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This is a bit old, but the contents page to Laura Kate Dale's book about video game butts got posted to their thread and Zoe isn't mentioned anywhere on it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/laura...rawesome-joshany12.27621/page-99#post-8280486

Even though she was promoted as contributing to it back in 2018 when it was announced:
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I wonder what happened there.
 
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Arthur Morgan said:
Yeah, a 6 is just above average in terms of looks for me personally. A few nice features but mostly plain. Certainly not someone you would only fuck if you were drunk. Though I'm pretty sure that description would fit a 2, someone you could only fuck wasted. To me a four is a "... Meh, I could do worse" and then you go back to her place for the night so she won't know where you live.
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It's quite tricky to actually get a feel for how quinn looks due to her fluxating weight and heavily controlled presentation so 6 is possible. physically if mrs julians brain was magically swapped with quinn then it wouldnt be a deal killer.....after she'd concluded a coarse of antibiotics.....maybe some sort of pelvico exercise to tighten things up.
What's interesting is Quinn is percieved by farmers as hideous despite being at worst plain. It's fascinating how her repulsive personality seeps through into her appearance. It's inspiring really.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
It's quite tricky to actually get a feel for how quinn looks due to her fluxating weight and heavily controlled presentation so 6 is possible. physically if mrs julians brain was magically swapped with quinn then it wouldnt be a deal killer.....after she'd concluded a coarse of antibiotics.....maybe some sort of pelvic to excersises to tighten things up.
What's interesting is Quinn is percieved by farmers as hideous despite being at worst plain. It's fascinating how her repulsive personality seeps through into her appearance. It's inspiring really.
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Roald Dahl basically nailed it. Even when she's skinny, Zoe's personality comes through. Meanwhile I'm pretty sure we all know a jolly fat man in real life who you wouldn't consider ugly.

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Emperor Julian said:
What's interesting is Quinn is percieved by farmers as hideous despite being at worst plain. It's fascinating how her repulsive personality seeps through into her appearance. It's inspiring really.
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She's on the wrong end of average. Her weight has a lot to do with it, and she has an almost Quinton Reviews kind of disproportion to her body, like a weird mix of muscular-fat. She can be fairly good looking, as the aforementioned MySpace voodoo picture can attest too, but she puts no effort into it(arguably putting more effort into looking bizarre) and even at her absolute most impressive was still only a "not bad".

Her face also doesn't seem to "emote" properly, either. Not like an "unfeeling sociopath!", it seems like physically doesn't move as much as you'd think a normal face does. Whether that's due to any kind of plastic surgery or what I can't say, but it's something I only noticed recently and now can't unsee. Watch videos of her talking, it's weird as fuck.
 
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I don´t know if anyone else is aware of this but Zoe did a stream yesterday with the rest of the blackbirds crew (The tabletop RPG that she has been plugging endlessly on her twitter), which is currently available only to subscribers of the channel where the stream took place, here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/921032755

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I have the whole stream recorded for archive purposes and would upload a few clips but I cannot, the upload system is broken or null disabled video uploading for people joining after 2019 because he hates us or something. Either way the stream itself is just the team playing the table RPG and it's both cringe and boring; it plays exactly how I've always imagined tabletop RPG sessions with the woke crowd go, nothing but compliments, high fives and blowing each other off, no imagination to solve scenarios posed by the GM, they/them pronouns, stuttering, "like, this game is like, like you know", minutes long of awkward silence, everyone constantly trying and failing to tell bad jokes and be the quirkiest gamer doing quirky gamer stuff in the room.

Pictured below, Gamers having fun:

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(Also side note: Zoe's mic is garbage)
 
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The heck is the premise of Blackbirds (he asked very nervously)? The caption names lead me to believe it's some cringe fantasy/modern magick foolishness.
 
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XMassAllYearRound said:
I don´t know if anyone else is aware of this but Zoe did a stream yesterday with the rest of the blackbirds crew (The tabletop RPG that she has been plugging endlessly on her twitter), which is currently available only to subscribers of the channel where the stream took place, here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/921032755

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I have the whole stream recorded for archive purposes and would upload a few clips but I cannot, the upload system is broken or null disabled video uploading for people joining after 2019 because he hates us or something. Either way the stream itself is just the team playing the table RPG and it's both cringe and boring; it plays exactly how I've always imagined tabletop RPG sessions with the woke crowd go, nothing but compliments, high fives and blowing each other off, no imagination to solve scenarios posed by the GM, they/them pronouns, stuttering, "like, this game is like, like you know", minutes long of awkward silence, everyone constantly trying and failing to tell bad jokes and be the quirkiest gamer doing quirky gamer stuff in the room.

Pictured below, Gamers having fun:

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(Also side note: Zoe's mic is garbage)
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Maybe upload the full thing to Bitchute and give us time stamps? Or DM me a link to the clips and I'll try to upload them, but I don't know if I'll have luck in uploading them.
 
XMassAllYearRound said:
the upload system is broken or null disabled video uploading for people joining after 2019 because he hates us or something.
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There is a file size limit of ~100mb. If you have some good clips you can message a mod to get them up, or you can just re-encode them at a lower quality.

EDIT: Also, it only accepts common file extensions
 
XMassAllYearRound said:
I don´t know if anyone else is aware of this but Zoe did a stream yesterday with the rest of the blackbirds crew (The tabletop RPG that she has been plugging endlessly on her twitter), which is currently available only to subscribers of the channel where the stream took place, here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/921032755

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I have the whole stream recorded for archive purposes and would upload a few clips but I cannot, the upload system is broken or null disabled video uploading for people joining after 2019 because he hates us or something. Either way the stream itself is just the team playing the table RPG and it's both cringe and boring; it plays exactly how I've always imagined tabletop RPG sessions with the woke crowd go, nothing but compliments, high fives and blowing each other off, no imagination to solve scenarios posed by the GM, they/them pronouns, stuttering, "like, this game is like, like you know", minutes long of awkward silence, everyone constantly trying and failing to tell bad jokes and be the quirkiest gamer doing quirky gamer stuff in the room.

Pictured below, Gamers having fun:

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(Also side note: Zoe's mic is garbage)
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If you have the clip and some interesting timestamps you can upload it to Mega and link it in the thread(or via DM). I'll cut, re-encode and upload it.
 
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