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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
What other DSP Sports Chad lore will he grace us with in the future or has already done so in the past?

My karate sensei told me that I had the most powerful and graceful ushiro mawashi geri he has ever seen and that I could easily beat up both Scorpion and Sub-Zero, but he couldn't promote me to 9th kyu because I couldn't do a mae geri properly.
My soccer coach told me I did the most graceful and technically on-point rainbow flick he has ever seen in his life and that I could outdribble Maradona himself, but I couldn't make the team because I couldn't kick the ball correctly to even do a basic short pass.
My ice hockey coach told me that I had the most accurate shots that could rip through the net with how powerful they were, but every time I took the field I fell flat on my ass because I couldn't ice skate.

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My dressage and showjumping instructor told me I handled my mount masterfully and there was no routine in existence that I couldn't ace first try, but I kept trying to fuck the horses so I couldn't be permitted near the horses again.
 
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Divinity 2 is coming this monday and it's basically confirmed there will be handholding from his viewers. Don't know why I expected him to fumble his way through the game blind. The amount of fake hype he is throwing on his pre-streams about this playthrough and the fact he doesn't want to look like the dumbass he is to his viewers is enough to know he won't go into this blind. Can't wait to see he feign ignorance through the first chapter and, by the third, start doing his *HEAVY SIGH* guys this game is too long, I don't know about this...
 
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Butagokiburi said:
Divinity 2 is coming this monday and it's basically confirmed there will be handholding from his viewers. Don't know why I expected him to fumble his way through the game blind. The amount of fake hype he is throwing on his pre-streams about this playthrough and the fact he doesn't want to look like the dumbass he is to his viewers is enough to know he won't go into this blind. Can't wait to see he feign ignorance through the first chapter and, by the third, start doing his *HEAVY SIGH* guys this game is too long, I don't know about this...
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You forget his inevitable frustration with all the dialog, skipping through a conversation and then wondering why he's being attacked and fucked by a group of people after choosing the wrong option. Or just failing skillchecks to hilarious results.
 
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Butagokiburi said:
Divinity 2 is coming this monday and it's basically confirmed there will be handholding from his viewers. Don't know why I expected him to fumble his way through the game blind. The amount of fake hype he is throwing on his pre-streams about this playthrough and the fact he doesn't want to look like the dumbass he is to his viewers is enough to know he won't go into this blind. Can't wait to see he feign ignorance through the first chapter and, by the third, start doing his *HEAVY SIGH* guys this game is too long, I don't know about this...
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There were at least a handful of games DSP's played where he went "to the bathroom" and came back instantly knowing what to do in an attempt to hide the fact he went straight to the internet to get a gameplay guide, right? I feel like I remember that.
 
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Butagokiburi said:
Divinity 2 is coming this monday and it's basically confirmed there will be handholding from his viewers. Don't know why I expected him to fumble his way through the game blind. The amount of fake hype he is throwing on his pre-streams about this playthrough and the fact he doesn't want to look like the dumbass he is to his viewers is enough to know he won't go into this blind. Can't wait to see he feign ignorance through the first chapter and, by the third, start doing his *HEAVY SIGH* guys this game is too long, I don't know about this...
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I imagine it'll be swiftly on the chopping block if he fails to get his usual $100 because obviously people don't like the game and trolls nominatied it, etc.
 
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There were at least a handful of games DSP's played where he went "to the bathroom" and came back instantly knowing what to do in an attempt to hide the fact he went straight to the internet to get a gameplay guide, right? I feel like I remember that.
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He's gonna have to act like he has an UTI if he's planning on doing that for Divinity as he has the memory of a goldfish.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Heya Dave, since it's gonna be RTF Tuesday soon and since people have been talking about why you hate VTubers, here's the top 5 earners when it comes to just superchats for January of 2021.
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Take a GOOD LOOK while you take a sip of gin.
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Fuck that's gonna leave a mark.
Surly Muppet said:
Phil is again complaining about fake tips tonight, and at one point paused the stream to refund some. He apologized for doing this.
One wonders why he can't just do this after.

Phil then had to verify a real tip, and as he did, commented that the was receiving a lot of fake tips, but was taking care of them behind the scenes and not telling us about them.

So... did he forget that he sat there refunding them and explaining that he was getting a ton of fake tips 15 minutes ago?
Or does he in fact take care of them after the stream... meaning that there was no need to stop and waste time refunding them on stream?
Or are they all fake so he can't keep track of when he is acting like it's happening?

This isn't even a begging narrative... it's just fucking lunacy. This doesn't make sense to anyone even remotely paying attention to what is being said and done on camera.
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Well, his chairs are there to see him own the hatorz right? They aren't there to watch silly game play.
 
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There were at least a handful of games DSP's played where he went "to the bathroom" and came back instantly knowing what to do in an attempt to hide the fact he went straight to the internet to get a gameplay guide, right? I feel like I remember that.
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You remember right, it was the Guardian Ape fight in Sekiro when a trip to the shitter suddenly gave him just the tactics he needed to beat the bahs.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
How the fuck did that guy move two pieces on the same turn?!? (Castling)
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"DOOD HE CAN'T DO THAT. HE CAN'T. He just moved his pawn DIAGONALLY and took the piece next to it! This is bullshit!"

"Okay we got a 5 dollar cheer from someone named... Zugzwang... that's probably some kind of insult, and you're banned."
 
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Red Bistro said:
There were at least a handful of games DSP's played where he went "to the bathroom" and came back instantly knowing what to do in an attempt to hide the fact he went straight to the internet to get a gameplay guide, right? I feel like I remember that.
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There are some pretty decent casual filters early on. If he plays on anything besides the easiest difficulty, I expect him to run out of resurrection scrolls and soft lock himself. No amount of handholding can save him from that hell.
 
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Red Bistro said:
There were at least a handful of games DSP's played where he went "to the bathroom" and came back instantly knowing what to do in an attempt to hide the fact he went straight to the internet to get a gameplay guide, right? I feel like I remember that.
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Sekiro's Ape boss for example.

David Davidson has a neat video on it IIRC.
 
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Red Bistro said:
There were at least a handful of games DSP's played where he went "to the bathroom" and came back instantly knowing what to do in an attempt to hide the fact he went straight to the internet to get a gameplay guide, right? I feel like I remember that.
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Phil commonly did that during his bathroom breaks before the WWE Champions saga hit. Now, he can't be assed to even GameFAQs his way to advance in games. Just play "chill" shit to avoid it all.
 
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