Are you a KHV?

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No, and the fact you ask that question makes me a little sad for you.
Find a chick, listen to her, when she bitches about something agree by restating what she's bitching about and tell her she's correct about feeling that way.
Never ever offer a solution to anything she bitches about.

That will at least get you a hug, if the girl doesn't have a lot of friends it may get your balls sucked dry.
 
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no, no, and yes.
Those 2 first ones were like over a decade ago now but hey, whatever works.
NTDLL.DLL said:
virgin - yes except for my fumos
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Please don't tell me by "fumos" you mean those imported video game plush things people scalp for like 400 dollars on ebay , OP. Don't stick your dick in those, it's fucking forbidden! Doing shit like that send your ass to virgin hell when you die. It's like normal hell but infinitely worse. We're talking secret bonus stage chastity cage circle of hell shit here.
 
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Not Really Here said:
No, and the fact you ask that question makes me a little sad for you.
Find a chick, listen to her, when she bitches about something agree by restating what she's bitching about and tell her she's correct about feeling that way.
Never ever offer a solution to anything she bitches about.

That will at least get you a hug, if the girl doesn't have a lot of friends it may get your balls sucked dry.
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This guy fucks.

I had to come into this thread to even realise what the fuck a KHV was.
 
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NTDLL.DLL said:
for me:
kissless - yes
hugless - no :)
virgin - yes except for my fumos
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kissless - yes
(Well, I did kiss a cousing when I was a kid but we found it disgusting and stopped in the middle of the action

hugless - no
(A classmate hugged me when she was running from someone in school during lunch. Don't know why.)

Virgin - nope
 
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Dorbis said:
kissless - yes
(Well, I did kiss a cousing when I was a kid but we found it disgusting and stopped in the middle of the action

hugless - no
(A classmate hugged me when she was running from someone in school during lunch. Don't know why.)

Virgin - nope
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Please tell me more about what it was like to kiss your cousin. Did you squeeze her titties? Describe it in great detail please.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
Please tell me more about what it was like to kiss your cousin. Did you squeeze her titties? Describe it in great detail please.
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We were camping on our uncle's farm/grunge. It was plain daylight and we were in the tent I slept in last night. So I decided to play some daring game or something. I don't remember much but I obviously dared her to let me kiss her. She accepted and I did it. I remember all of our "darings" during the game were of some sexual nature. I also did lay down on her back that day. Great day.
 
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