Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TowinKarz]

One other thing I recall when first seeing videos of Boston Dynamic's "Angry Dog" robot mule is that it was LOUD. I imagine in the field, if you're infantrymen walking through hills or mountains with that noisy ass thing along you side, it's basically shouting "hey, come ambush us!"

Also, while adept at keeping itself level on terrain, it couldn't cope with people just running up and kicking it over. At least in the alpha-build. They later got good enough that just a simple kick wouldn't topple it. (They had a guy come up and give it a, move-a-chair-with-your-leg kind of half-hearted kick) But, I'll bet it still couldn't survive a determined shove or stiff arm without going down....much less being rammed by a truck.

If it COULD, they'd show it doing so. First rule of those "look at how advanced it is, it can do THIS!" videos is to pay close attention to when they stop filming.

If they show it surviving pistol-caliber ammo, that's a tell it can't survive rifle-caliber, or they'd show it since everything LESSER would obviously count too.

If it can climb a 30 degree slope, assume a 45 degree slope will defeat it.

If they show it fording knee-high water, assume it can't handle waist-high or deeper. If they show it crossing the calm duck pond out back of the company offices on a sunny day, assume it can't handle river rapids or choppy surf during a storm.

if they show it being deployed from a C-130, assume no lighter aircraft can carry it.... etc.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Nah, they had an actual panel at PAX East. Despite Bob being completely dull and an idiot, you have to remember he does have a fanbase.

I wonder how many people in that crowd thought they were attending a game grumps panel and just stayed out of politeness after realizing their mistake.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Nah, they had an actual panel at PAX East. Despite Bob being completely dull and an idiot, you have to remember he does have a fanbase.

How does anybody love this eugenics loving idiot, especially enough to go to his convention?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

How does anybody love this eugenics loving idiot, especially enough to go to his convention?

Spoiler

Austim

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How does anybody love this eugenics loving idiot, especially enough to go to his convention?

Remember that:
1) Chris Chan has enablers, and
2) Blob has never declared himself to be a goddess.

 

[Jack Awful]

Nah, they had an actual panel at PAX East. Despite Bob being completely dull and an idiot, you have to remember he does have a fanbase.

I think I hate Chris more than Bob.

Moviebob is an obese incel manchild living in a basement who reviews movies for a living, so of course he's gonna have batshit opinions.

Chris has an actual successful career with a wife and kids, but he decides that he needs to be more like his loser brother by becoming an eceleb, but failing.

He also thinks that wearing a rainbow mohawk wig is funny and interesting, so he does it all the time to the point where it's his signature attire.

 

[Puck]

Reminder
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Anyone who posts "[shrug]" should be executed

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey Bob, your favorite corporate overlords might need to take a page from HBO Max if they want the MCU to stay relevant.

https://screenrant.com/mcu-disney-plus-black-widow-free-hbo-max-copy/

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Like most of us, Bobby spent his Big Day doing his favorite things.

Such as consorting with Luke about MCU...
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... and trying out his Mountain Dew-soaked fedoras:
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Thor is undeniably a deeply cogent treatise on Imperialism and the necessity of social upheaval. Only reactionaries will seek to deny this.
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Sounding fun on his birthday:
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Batman:
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Things are not quite okay at the Temple of Superior Future, I mean Boston Dynamics. Someone plans to put one of their headless robot dogs to unintended use:
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If a doctor dare to criticize the Pantheon of Superior Future, I mean Youtube, he is reduced to a TV host:
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Drew Pinsky is indeed that kind of doctor, unlike Luke Lockhart. And even if he were not, shouldn't Bobby respect Pinsky as a media creative -- the True Working Class -- as he always claims he does?

A bear gets closer to a woman than Bobby ever did:
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No fucking idea. The Great Grey Owl isn't even an endangered species.
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Fake Tits's tits are too small; she needs to magnify them with a fish-eye mirror:
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Did Bobert see those Bear pics on his Birthday? Because if so "Thank You God" I mean imagine on your Birthday seeing a Fucking Bear closer to a Beautiful Woman than you'd ever be that's got to ruin your Birthday IMO.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Hey Bob, your favorite corporate overlords might need to take a page from HBO Max if they want the MCU to stay relevant.

https://screenrant.com/mcu-disney-plus-black-widow-free-hbo-max-copy/

He'll just read the headline and either rant about how the author has no idea what they're talking about, or will silently seethe in hopes Screen Rant will hire him again if he keeps his mouth shut.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

One of Bobby's Girls noticed and sent a special message (that he sends to literally everybody on their birthday lol)

 

[Randall Fragg]

One of Bobby's Girls noticed and sent a special message (that he sends to literally everybody on their birthday lol)
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TFW the only person on twitter who notes that its your birthday is an autistic paranoid shut-in gnome who considers boiling water to be a monumental task.

 

[Positron]

A certain "cupcake" disrespects Ollie Thorn and even @ "her" channel's name:


Some woman disrespects AOC! This will not stand even though she is a fellow Hillary fan!


"...waste of carbon..."


Mah Israel!!!!




Wanda:


Three-way conference with Chu-chu and Nymphomachy, with Bobby calling another nerd "self-loathing insecure loser":

 

[blablabla]

the shitta twitter feed is really depressing twit after twit of nobody giving a fuck

my last birthday i went with a bunch of friends and got wasted at the strip club. blobbo celebrated his 40s fighting on twitter, what a depressing little man

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A certain "cupcake" disrespects Ollie Thorn and even @ "her" channel's name:
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A little too wordy but he eviscerated Bob's "career" with the middle and last tweet and I doubt Robert even understands that it happened.

 

[Kruger]

the shitta twitter feed is really depressing twit after twit of nobody giving a fuck

my last birthday i went with a bunch of friends and got wasted at the strip club. blobbo celebrated his 40s fighting on twitter, what a depressing little man

That filled me with existential dread. But then I remembered I have friends. Its pathetic living for 40 years and making 0 friends.

 

[blablabla]

Every time someone keeps talking to me about MOVIE BOB saying he is this super villain and today I went to his Twitter and it's just him talking about Movies, that Wanda Vision show (I don't like Marvel) and that he doesn't like Donald Trump, Guns, racism etc.

Look, he just reviews MOVIES and VIDEO GAMES, he is not that blalablabla you guys wrote about him being this super evil villain who is

Nintendo is awesome too and his Mario fantasy I saw in this post it's okay, Mario is a bit of a portly guy, he could definitely play him in a LIVE-ACTION version of Super Mario Oddyssey in REALISTIC GRAPHICS.

I know a lot of people worse than him, way worse.

Let's be honest, Marvel movies are bad, it's always the same thing and it's all just people punching and kicking each other.

(I'm new to this site and I'm following the rules).

SHUT UP RETARD

 

[Kruger]

Every time someone keeps talking to me about MOVIE BOB saying he is this super villain and today I went to his Twitter and it's just him talking about Movies, that Wanda Vision show (I don't like Marvel) and that he doesn't like Donald Trump, Guns, racism etc.

Look, he just reviews MOVIES and VIDEO GAMES, he is not that blalablabla you guys wrote about him being this super evil villain.

Nintendo is awesome too and his Mario fantasy I saw in this post it's okay, Mario is a bit of a portly guy, he could definitely play him in a LIVE-ACTION version of Super Mario Oddyssey in REALISTIC GRAPHICS.

I know a lot of people worse than him, way worse.

Let's be honest, Marvel movies are bad, it's always the same thing and it's all just people punching and kicking each other.

You know he's into eugenics for anyone who isn't as 'intelligent' as him or is even a little right of him politically. If that isn't Saturday morning cartoon villain behaviour I don't know what is

 

[mandatorylurk]

I thought Bob would actually stay off Twitter for his birthday and possibly the whole weekend if only to pretend he had some kind of plans. The man is a walking warning sign to tell your sons if you ever feel them turning too much into hikikomoris.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Wanda:

I am not going to completely dismiss Bob's fanwankery here, but that lady being Arcana is a bit of a stretch as the Squadron Supreme in Heroes Reborn will be the Hyperion/Power Princess/Nighthawk/Blur/Dr. Spectrum core. His speculation has some resonance as Arcana was the one of the few members of the Squadron to be married with children (the other being the Whizzer), however, the chances of him having read the 1985 Squadron Supreme maxi-series are nil. Plus, the themes would go right over his head as the series actually grappled with moral dilemmas regarding the Squadron (AKA the technocrats) seizing power and imposing utopia on the population.

Hell, I think Bob would argue that Behavior Modification would be a moral good, despite the Golden Archer (Green Arrow) using it to mind rape Lady Lark (Black Canary) into loving him