DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fuckyoudad]

WTF is PayPigGo? It’s PigPigGo.

PayPigGo is surely phil's emergency alert phrase sent down from the rafters on the secret discord when he heads to the bathroom to drain the paypal lizard. These are just saftey drills but If he doesn't make sure they top up his wrestling mana via tips then he's not doing his jahb very well is he.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Don't need handles, he could have literally been the beta of Duncan Robinson version 0.8, because HS basketball is all about spot up shooting and not minimizing basic mistakes.

Because of the mishandled negative tense at the end there I first thought you were referencing "The Admiral" DAVID Robinson and got very confused, then I looked up Duncan because I don't follow the pro rosters as much as I did a few decades ago and saw him listed at 6'7". Phil is generously about 5'11" and 4/4ths of an inch tall he'll tell you, so that about half a foot or so height difference kind of proves my high school coach looking for better measurables point. Also in high school you'll see more full court defense to feast on weak guards who can't get the ball across halfcourt in 10 seconds or less without getting ripped of possession so under six feet tall players better not be turnover prone as that will get you exposed and doesn't minimize the basic mistakes as you correctly point out in your reply. The 18 foot three point line does reward effective spacing and open distance shooting accuracy though on the scoreboard more than at other levels that back the line up to compensate for overall talent levels. Anyway, enough sperging, Phil was full of shit and too busy playing Diablo II in the 90s to make his team is the main point.

"Paypiggo," is what Phil yells out right before he sinks his paypal funds into Scopely's gatcha machine.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Most if not all of the pop warner leagues I was in as a kid had guaranteed time for the kids so the coaches didn't have to hear the parents bitching... like in football you'd be guaranteed to be in like 5 plays a game at least. For kids basketball, I made like 1 basket the entire season, I just liked guarding the ball and trying to steal it. For soccer I got constant cards for slide tackling from behind... this is a long way of saying that kids athletics are pretty damn inclusive, and if he didn't make the cut for like under 12 sports, then he was absolutely either as toxic or lazy as a kid as he is today.

EDIT: if his claim was for 12+ YO sports, there is a reason schools have varsity, and JV divisions, they want kids to be active and not smoking/drinking, so scheduled practices and games allow loners (DSP) to find a place for inclusion if they put in a modicum of effort to support the team... for some reason Paul is not the personality that comes to mind when thinking of altruism.

Exactly. WTF Grade School basketball league is turning ANY player away? We had complete clutzes and literal retards in my city's Grade School basketball leagues. If you paid the registration fee you were in. Everyone just got randomly split up into teams with 2 extra players than you needed and the coach would switch people out during the game to let some people rest, and to keep the complete retards from having to embarrass themselves by keeping them on the sidelines 60% of the game. This just sounds like more of his 80's movie fantasy childhood that he stole from movies with his "coach said" bullshit. The only kids who got "turned away" were the ones who decided they didn't like it and quit.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Hmm, I found more chess lore but will you look at that suddenly the story is different. I wonder why the story would change?

DSP claiming no one in chess club in high school could beat him is another example of really pathetic clout chasing. Of course he's a master at chess, it's a game for smart people you see and Phil is very smart don't you know. I really want to see that clip of him playing chess in a game.

Speaking of which did Paypiggo get eradicated? I can't seem to pull it up anymore.

Let's also not forget that when DSP played Elo Hell and pronounced "Elo" wrong, he said he'd never heard of the word.

What kind of high school chess club doesn't even dabble with Elo ratings? The club would have to have been literally just DSP.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just flatly said that, if you are a regular contributor who he recognizes and trusts, he may accept your unverified tip. But everyone else needs to have a verified account on PayPal.
This is, indeed, for the whales who want to use the secret codes, as he goes on to explain again.

Look no further for an example of Phil's greed, or how detractors have his number - this is exactly what people here speculated has been going on for months.

Regular people need to 'go the extra mile' to dox themselves to Phil before he will accept their money. But if you are willing to throw Jax or OiC levels of money at him, we can make a little arrangement and he can accept your tips. If those people really support you, why would they not be the first ones to get verified accounts? If everything is secure and there is no reason not to, why would these people splashing out big money want to avoid doing it? If Phil doesn't give special treatment to his whales, why is he specifically outlining the set of rules that only apply to whales? And why will we have to hear about chargebacks and fake tips that persist because Phil is still accepting unverified tips from a handful of people he has no real means to identify outside of code words?

This is an absolute farce.
Fake tip refunds have also now replaced chargebacks as a persistent narrative of something that puts an unseen drain on Phil's money. He just never has as much as it appears he does guys and pigmath dictates that every refund is a full 'loss' of money.

EDIT: Phil just got a $20 tip from theadellietessla and joked that they used a ridiculous code word.
So there's a whale alias. Way to go Phil, by saying that you admitted that you accepted that tip because it included a code word from a whale. Nobody asked if that person was verified.

He also read a few low value ($2 tips) from someone overnight and proceeded to not add them to the leaderboard, of course. They weren't for the shhhtream dood.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I've done extensive research on lore regarding Phil and sports. My interest was peaked by the absolute ignorance Phil displays regarding sports games.

The stories are all over the place. The most common story is that Phil claims to never have played any sports.

He claims he wanted to do karate but his parents thought he would get hurt.

Claims he never learned to ride a bike because the bigger (black) kids would have stolen his bike.

Never learned how to swim despite living next to the ocean. That's okay, he can easily figure it out. According to Phil, all you have to do is lean forward and that moves you through the water.

Never played tennis, but he did play badminton with his dad in the driveway.

Now we also have conflicting stories of Phil being too busy with homework to do extracurricular activities. Also he was in chess club, drama club, and basketball.

Also famously, Phil likes to blame his back injury (non-existent) on playing flag football.

Now let's look at pre-highschool. The private Catholic school was so small they didn't even have a playground. According to Phil, during recess the kids all just went and stood in the parking lot. I doubt he was playing any sports. First, because it's Phil. Second, Mama Burnell would not be pleased if Phil got his Catholic schoolboy uniform dirty or ripped.

I believe Phil has claimed he played T-Ball at this time. He forgot what the game was called when asked. He said something like It's like baseball but the ball is on a post so there isn't a pitcher.

He claimed to be a weightlifter until he nearly burst a blood vessel in his brain. This could be true since something is wrong upstairs. Just kidding. Phil wasn't a weightlifter. The coach or his spotter would have corrected him if he was lifting in a way that was unsafe.

Tl;Dr
Phil is a lying liar who lies.

 

[DeeTracktor]

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Has Phil given up on claiming he needs $1200 a week to deal with paypal chargeback fees? Are we in FULL ''Ima loooz mah house, mah taxes'' mode?

Because knowing Phil he is going to use both to double dip on retard bucks to pay for WWE Champions

Well I called it!

Phil is predictable and greedy but prediciting this is my 4th place at Evo, so damn it I will powerlevel!

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I only just heard the code word system. How little effort does he put in to everything! Someone tips him, gives him a code word and DSP uses that from now on. So... tip impersonating a whale account and give a code word. Then when the legitimate person tries to donate, their code word is wrong and ignored. He's an idiot.

Would it have literally destroyed an entire day of streaming by messaging the very few people who tip with a generated code word... yes, in his reality I guess it would.

 

[PieceofShet]

We should get a new poll cause tax begging already happened.

So how many streams before he quit divinity? 2-4. 3-8. 9-15. He will finish game.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil got massively baited by someone asking if he will keep ordering things in, rather than going out to get them. Phil veered onto food take-out. During this, he mentioned that he and Kat went out for brunch on their day off, and that some days they've ordered take-out, and some days they've ordered pizza, and some days...
He tipped his hand hard - they order take-out throughout the week.

Autismos are in a cheer war (it's not tips so Phil doesn't really care), saying things like "notice me Phil". He has almost $70 in cheers already. Trolls are not owned because only tips own the trolls.

Meanwhile, there is a penne wager about the length of the prestream being in excess of 1:45. My only question, for the integrity of this gambling, is if the built in prestream bathroom break counts towards that. I believe it does, since Phil seems to use it to deliberately hold off on gameplay for 2 full hours.

EDIT: For those of you gambling - the bathroom break does not count towards the prestream length. It is such a waste of time that it doesn't even count towards the massive waste of time that is the prestream. It was under 1:45, despite Phil's best efforts discussing loud farts passing through colons.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Holy fuck I'm just imagining now that Dave has a little spiral notebook in his office with his whales and their associated codewords for reference.

It's like he tries to up the ante on how autistic he can make himself seem every month.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

*eyes bug out* Huuuh? Dood, did yoo see dat? *looks at chat, arms held up* Like c'maaan dood, how is that even fair? Since when did bishups move like that? *panic snort* Seriously! Such bullshit...Stoopid indians don't know what ak-chew-ul war is like! It doesn't even make laahgikal sense! *rocks back in his chair* Okay, looks dumbasses in chat don't know whut ak-chew-ul chess is supposed to be like.. *LIMB*

Uhm, sooo, I'm not going to continue playing this garbage. There is literally a horse in this game! I don't remember that! It's some kind of detractor meme, for sure!

 

[Surly Muppet]

Big ups to PoemJosh on Twitter for this one, as I missed it last night.

Phil hit the tips goal after getting a $50 tip, and someone threw the final $10, saying that the trolls lose again. The $10 tip was from Moving In Stereo, which falls in line with OiC's 3-part names as well. @Generic_Detractor2021, you may find this interesting.

Phil goes on to admonish someone for saying it was OiC that was tipping the majority - the cheerer congratulated OiC on owning the trolls. He says that he knows people like to attribute support to OiC, but 'tonight the vast majority of contributions were not from him.'

Alright, let's unpack that. Phil hard-emphasizes 'tonight'. So clearly there have been many other nights where it was OiC, as we suspected. Well done Phillip, great way to disprove that it's always him, by implying that tonight is the outlier. He then also weasels it by saying 'vast majority' - we know he wasn't the 'vast majority' because some other retard dropped $50. But that also acknowledges that OiC was contributing tonight, and he clearly didn't do so under his actual name, so Phil verifies that OiC is regularly tipping under aliases. Phil goes on to say that it is immature and stupid to pick on OiC -who was 'picking on' him? The cheer was congratulating OiC, who also openly brags in the chat. So what is this autistic use of aliases for - to keep people off OiC's back? Or because Phil seems very touchy that the majority of his support is from one person and has requested the aliases to smokescreen this? While OiC constantly brags in the chat that he is owning the trolls?

Phil really found a whale here who is his intellectual equal.

 

[actually]

"Paypiggo," is what Phil yells out right before he sinks his paypal funds into Scopely's gatcha machine.

Any artistic people who want to make this into some kind of Dragonball/Naruto shit...please do. Would be fucking hilarious.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Can chess get lag?

Yeah. I play on lichess and chess.com and a lot of the third-world people on there lag out quite a bit

 

[Iron Hamster]

PayPigGo is surely phil's emergency alert phrase sent down from the rafters on the secret discord when he heads to the bathroom to drain the paypal lizard. These are just saftey drills but If he doesn't make sure they top up his wrestling mana via tips then he's not doing his jahb very well is he.

Inspector Paypig: Go, go paypig wallet snatcher.

 

[Surly Muppet]

The penne wagers have taken over even the Mario streams. I guess to Phil's credit, this is the first gimmick that he seems to actually be having fun with.

Unfortunately it is giving significant credence to the claims that Phil has a little bit of an issue when it comes to regulating himself with gambling mechanics...

 

[But I Digress]

Meanwhile, there is a penne wager about the length of the prestream being in excess of 1:45. My only question, for the integrity of this gambling, is if the built in prestream bathroom break counts towards that. I believe it does, since Phil seems to use it to deliberately hold off on gameplay for 2 full hours.

Having a wager the streamer can effect the outcome so easily doesn't seem very ethical, it's perfect for the stream.

 

[Jasper2K]

The penne wagers have taken over even the Mario streams. I guess to Phil's credit, this is the first gimmick that he seems to actually be having fun with.

Unfortunately it is giving significant credence to the claims that Phil has a little bit of an issue when it comes to regulating himself with gambling mechanics...

Gambling/slot streamers are actually pretty successful on twitch(Even if over 50 percnt of the viewerbase is bots). Don't know why phil doesn't make the transition. Oh right his 10 year legacy and he's not a sell out.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The penne wagers have taken over even the Mario streams. I guess to Phil's credit, this is the first gimmick that he seems to actually be having fun with.

Unfortunately it is giving significant credence to the claims that Phil has a little bit of an issue when it comes to regulating himself with gambling mechanics...

He had a little gamble of getting Shinies in Cat Mario Bing Bing Bowser edition in a certain time limit. Of course this is ridiculous because during this time he is taking his sweet time by not even trying, and stopping every so often to manually bring his noodle arms across his laptop to input every little thing and verifying these "fake" tips.

This is all stall tactics and boy is it fuckin' boring.