Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

So this is just your blog now? Neat. Content.
I promise I would never do that to this thread. I just had a full psychotic breakdown when Trump lost the election and my family disowned me and needed someplace to manically grieve. I'm doing better now. For what it's worth - I still didn't check if the Ark of the Covenant is at the South Pole if anyone wants to jump on that and check for me.

I also felt that this information is relevant to the Shmorky thread since this is the closest we'll ever get to actual contact with Shmorky and positive confirmation if Shmorky is alive, and indeed they are. And apparently...still have a conscience tucked away somewhere under that yarn wig that I hope they can learn to foster and grow. Along with a better wig. There are better wigs, Josie. Just like you can be a better person.

Also - Shmorky did legitimately tell me they were a UFO abductee. As for my own abduction - I have technically seen reptilian shapeshifters and greys, but I'm also severely schizoaffective so I'm thinking they were just hallucinations. For now. But for the record of things Shmorky has actually told me, the UFO abductee one is par for the course. They've also told me that they were the reincarnation of a dead opera songstress, a Satanist, a Celtic lore being known as a Fae, once told me that within them "lies the spirit of a homicidal lesbian", and as noted before - a secret Rothschild. That's the thing, when Shmorky isn't being a pervert, he's just your Boomer Aunt whose really into crystals. We honest to God spent most of the good times antiquing in Kansas City. That sums up the good times with me and Shmorky - basically two 80 year olds with dementia aimlessly wandering around Kansas City arguing about whose past life was better.
 
I also felt that this information is relevant to the Shmorky thread since this is the closest we'll ever get to actual contact with Shmorky and positive confirmation if Shmorky is alive, and indeed they are. And apparently...still have a conscience tucked away somewhere under that yarn wig that I hope they can learn to foster and grow. Along with a better wig. There are better wigs, Josie. Just like you can be a better person.
Shmorky is an absolute piece of shit if he hasn't tried to help you in your current state. Forget that fucking absolute garbage human.
 
interesting turn of events. i hope mandy/conrad finds an adoptive family better than the miscaviges
The fact that a cumulative 19 days in psych jail made me noticeably worse to the point of becoming absolutely incoherent and worshiping Erebus the God of Primordial Darkness and thinking the Ark of the Covenant is in Antarctica, but a woman was able to snap my ass out of full blown psychosis over email...I'm thinking this story ends up with me in Clearwater, Florida. 9 years in the ass crack of the US healthcare system and 15 teeth later and this is all it took. I'll probably wind up jumping out a window while reliving my own mother's attempted abortion of me in the womb at some point but it'll be an interesting road getting there.

EDIT: Fun fact though - If that does happen - when they cremate my remains depending on if the smoke turns black or white - that decides if Tom Cruise gets to be the new Pope of Scientology.
 
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shmorky needs to die IRL and we will party at it and @Sir Conrad of Jersey will be the stripper and make @LegendaryChristorian his wife after getting knocked up by him
Well no, actually. I won't be the stripper. Because my body is just an aberration of my current MEST (matter, energy, space, and time) due to being sexually abused and that abberation has now solidified into the state we now call "troon" because of the Engrams I received at psych jail when they gave me that Abilify pill and I lost consciousness in the triage center. Terrified my Thetan right back into my body and now I'm experiencing gender dysphoria because my body has become too abberated to exist in my current MEST and I'm not even supposed to be in my body. Nobody is supposed to be physically IN their body. BOOM. That's why the troon suicide rate is so high. We're IN our abberated bodies when we need to be kind of Astrally Projecting ourselves a little above our bodies at all times to maintain a state of Operating Thetan.

And I wouldn't get knocked up either because I willfully destroyed my own fertility in 2017 with unauthorized birth control after having a conversation with myself that went "A male body will be more useful to us after 30, yes, we'll transition after 30."

And here my course instructor said I wouldn't be able to understand the Philadelphia Doctorate Course material. I ain't just clearing my own Engrams, I'm clearing my voices in my heads' Engrams too so me and the voices can get in some kind of Affinity Reality Communication Triangle and devise a way to boog my own Reactive Bank, delete the power my own CPTSD and Schizoaffective Disorder have over me, rewire a few chromosomes, and become Amadeus full time. Amadeus being my true Thetan - the unification of all the voices in my head set to one purpose - and that purpose is survival.

And if you think an Operating Thetan can't physically rewire their own biology - well then how do you think Tom Cruise stays so fucking young?

You're welcome, LGBTQ community. It took Tom Cruise a lot of his hard earned money to learn all this stuff on a very fancy boat so I may one day interpret this all for you in a way that makes it applicable to the state of Beingness that is Transgender from a shithole in New Jersey.

I also know for actual fact that Pre-Scientology Hubbard worshiped the Gods of Ancient Egypt right alongside Aleister Crowley and Jack Parsons - many of which were Bigendered Gods and had a particular affinity for the Goddess Sekhmet and got all his information for Dianetics directly from an entity known as The Scarlet Woman, Babalon who came to him after doing a whole lotta Sex Magick with dime piece women. So I guess I gotta find that bitch to get some answers too, but I'm just a complete Mentalcel and I don't even know how to talk to women.

My social worker said I could identify however way I wanted. So I identify as a God.
 
I liked flashtub until this sick fuck started going troony with his klerfs, that was around 2008 I think, before the SJW takeover and back then this shit just weirded people out. Still does but now normies just roll over to avoid a troon shitstorm

But that was the point of no return when he began acting like the weirdos he made fun in shorts like voice of the internet. In retrospective those people were less fucked up than shmorky, but as we all know most goons turned out to be worse shitstains than the people they harassed
 
Well no, actually. I won't be the stripper. Because my body is just an aberration of my current MEST (matter, energy, space, and time) due to being sexually abused and that abberation has now solidified into the state we now call "troon" because of the Engrams I received at psych jail when they gave me that Abilify pill and I lost consciousness in the triage center. Terrified my Thetan right back into my body and now I'm experiencing gender dysphoria because my body has become too abberated to exist in my current MEST and I'm not even supposed to be in my body. Nobody is supposed to be physically IN their body. BOOM. That's why the troon suicide rate is so high. We're IN our abberated bodies when we need to be kind of Astrally Projecting ourselves a little above our bodies at all times to maintain a state of Operating Thetan.

And I wouldn't get knocked up either because I willfully destroyed my own fertility in 2017 with unauthorized birth control after having a conversation with myself that went "A male body will be more useful to us after 30, yes, we'll transition after 30."

And here my course instructor said I wouldn't be able to understand the Philadelphia Doctorate Course material. I ain't just clearing my own Engrams, I'm clearing my voices in my heads' Engrams too so me and the voices can get in some kind of Affinity Reality Communication Triangle and devise a way to boog my own Reactive Bank, delete the power my own CPTSD and Schizoaffective Disorder have over me, rewire a few chromosomes, and become Amadeus full time. Amadeus being my true Thetan - the unification of all the voices in my head set to one purpose - and that purpose is survival.

And if you think an Operating Thetan can't physically rewire their own biology - well then how do you think Tom Cruise stays so fucking young?

You're welcome, LGBTQ community. It took Tom Cruise a lot of his hard earned money to learn all this stuff on a very fancy boat so I may one day interpret this all for you in a way that makes it applicable to the state of Beingness that is Transgender from a shithole in New Jersey.

I also know for actual fact that Pre-Scientology Hubbard worshiped the Gods of Ancient Egypt right alongside Aleister Crowley and Jack Parsons - many of which were Bigendered Gods and had a particular affinity for the Goddess Sekhmet and got all his information for Dianetics directly from an entity known as The Scarlet Woman, Babalon who came to him after doing a whole lotta Sex Magick with dime piece women. So I guess I gotta find that bitch to get some answers too, but I'm just a complete Mentalcel and I don't even know how to talk to women.

My social worker said I could identify however way I wanted. So I identify as a God.
That's a lot of words to basically just say that you will strip.
 
@Sir Conrad of Jersey If you're still taking questions, during your conversation with Shmorky, did he elaborate on if he's still drawing/animating? I just can't wrap my head around the fact that he's currently using Facebook everyday to pretend to be a housewife that likes awful memes.
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If he had a new IB or another Pixiv I would at least understand the thought process behind it, but these Josie accounts have no reason to exist. No one follows them besides a few social media robots. I know most goons are part of the "weird twitter" clique these days, but this isn't even that. He's legitately pretending he's a woman married to someone
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Did he explain this Josie shit to you any further? How are you sure it was even him? This account could've just been fucking with you
 
If I'm reading right, that supposedly wasn't the account she was contacted by. She just said it was one of the accounts Shmorky had.
She said he's used the "Josie" alias under multiple accounts. The FB and Twitter are indeed both of his accounts if the person she was contacted by was actually Shmorky and not a troll or an illusion, because she's following both.
So can we stop believing the bullshit that comes out of this retard's mouth immediately instead of looking into it first?
I'm trying to turn the topic around back to Shmorky instead of ramblings about Scientology and gender. I'm asking questions so we could perhaps get a sliver of proof that Shmorky isn't dead, rotting in his family's trailer.
 
@Sir Conrad of Jersey If you're still taking questions, during your conversation with Shmorky, did he elaborate on if he's still drawing/animating? I just can't wrap my head around the fact that he's currently using Facebook everyday to pretend to be a housewife that likes awful memes.
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If he had a new IB or another Pixiv I would at least understand the thought process behind it, but these Josie accounts have no reason to exist. No one follows them besides a few social media robots. I know most goons are part of the "weird twitter" clique these days, but this isn't even that. He's legitately pretending he's a woman married to someone
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Did he explain this Josie shit to you any further? How are you sure it was even him? This account could've just been fucking with you
She said he's used the "Josie" alias under multiple accounts. The FB and Twitter are indeed both of his accounts if the person she was contacted by was actually Shmorky and not a troll or an illusion, because she's following both.

I'm trying to turn the topic around back to Shmorky instead of ramblings about Scientology and gender. I'm asking questions so we could perhaps get a sliver of proof that Shmorky isn't dead, rotting in his family's trailer.

Okay listen - I know it SOUNDS like the ramblings of a madman to even preface it with this: But they deleted the sock account immediately after the conversation straight up like some Inspector Gadget "THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT" shit. My meds are fucked up right now. Please cut me a break. I'm working on my issues with ZERO actual resources right now due to living in a communist hellhole and COVID-19 nanny state bullshit. I am my mouth to God's ears trying to work on being less psychotic. That is the last I'll mention about Scientology or my gender issues. Like I said - if you can't have empathy, at least have a little understanding about my current situation right now.

This person is Shmorky. The PROBLEM is - you don't understand Shmorky like I understand them. It takes a schizo to know a schizo. Shmorky had a legitimate split personality. When Shmorky wasn't being well...the enigmatic diaperfur that this thread has come to know - they were literally just a middle aged housewife.

You forget - I was the "man" in the relationship. I was the "provider" more than half the time during our 2 years together. And I've shared with you all the bad times. But I haven't really even dipped that much into the "good times."

I put "good times" in quotes because objectively speaking, from a sane person's perspective looking in on our relationship from the outside - we were two deeply, DEEPLY, mentally ill people who would spend all day filling each other's heads with garbage. That's most of what we did all day on a day-to-day basis. God's honest truth.

At the end of the day - Shmorky was not even transgender. They were a DIE HARD Transhumanist. No shit. They wanted to PHYSICALLY become a Klurf. And we used to talk AT LENGTH for HOURS ON END about how Elon Musk was going to invent a machine that would make it so you could just step in and change your gender at will. This hypothetical machine would also be able to physically transform Shmorky into an animated 2-dimensional Klurf girl in real life. And I had said I wanted the machine to turn me into Neil Breen so Shmorky and I could overthrow the US government together.

This was Shmorky and I's actual "5 year plan" for our marriage. We had all our chips riding on that Elon Musk "Gender changing" machine. That was it.

Basically, had Shmorky and I stayed together - we would literally have become an Antifa Domestic Terrorist Cell. Folie a Deux is a real phenomenon. Be careful who you fucking date. It's not "sticking your dick in the crazy" so much as it is finding the person who is the Mirror Universe version of your kind of crazy and then creating the Nexus Universe of crazy.

Yeah another fun fact about me and Shmorky - Die hard Trekkies. That's probably where our mutual obsession with Transhumanism came from.

Remember what I told you - me and Shmorky only had "traditional sex" 3 times. After that, we had a discussion of what "sex" was going to be for us since we were both technically Asexual. So "sex" for us was anything. Sometimes it would just be Shmorky kicking down my door while I was getting dressed and screaming at the top of their lungs "HE'S DEAD, JIM!" and then running away. And then me screaming at the top of my lungs back "THAT'S BECAUSE I STUCK MY DICK DOWN HIS THROAT AND HE CHOKED ON IT, BONES!" and then both of us laughing like actual full blown lunatics for 5 minutes straight.

You can understand now why the neighbors in our Duplex were literally capital T - t e r r i f i e d of us.

I say this because at the end of the day - When Shmorky is pretending to be normal - Shmorky literally IS your middle aged Aunt who did way too much LSD at Woodstock. It's not LARPing. That is in actual fact who they are. Shmorky in actual fact WAS a classic "latchkey kid" of the the 80s who was primarily raised by a nanny - who was just one of his mom's New Age Boomer Kathy friends who did way too much LSD in the 60s.
 
Ok, you've got to be fucking trolling with this shit.

If not, someone needs to Random Text this sentence immediately.
Mandy previously did say Shmorky wanted to live to see the government overthrown by feminists before, so this doesn't shock me.
Remember what I told you - me and Shmorky only had "traditional sex" 3 times. After that, we had a discussion of what "sex" was going to be for us since we were both technically Asexual. So "sex" for us was anything. Sometimes it would just be Shmorky kicking down my door while I was getting dressed and screaming at the top of their lungs "HE'S DEAD, JIM!" and then running away. And then me screaming at the top of my lungs back "THAT'S BECAUSE I STUCK MY DICK DOWN HIS THROAT AND HE CHOKED ON IT, BONES!" and then both of us laughing like actual full blown lunatics for 5 minutes straight.

You can understand now why the neighbors in our Duplex were literally capital T - t e r r i f i e d of us.
Well that explains why you sounded terrified when Shmorky mentioned how your screaming would alert the neighbors.
 
Ok, you've got to be fucking trolling with this shit.

If not, someone needs to Random Text this sentence immediately.
I'm not. There was a period of Shmorky and I's relationship where I worked at a place literally called "Fun House Pizza" which was a type of terrifying backwoods Missouri version of Chuck-E-Cheese on par with literally just being Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Everyone who worked there was high 24/7 and I figured "if you can't beat em, join em'" and smoked weed every day the entire time I worked there and Shmorky, being the almost straight up Islamic level purist that he was did not engage in weed ever - was basically my "trip sitter" as we would watch movies like Communion and Shmorky would say "You know, that really did happen to me" and then would have an hours long conversation about aliens and then argue if they were from space or demonic entities (that was my stance) and then turn into a SCREAMING MATCH about how I'm just "TOO CLOSE MINDED TO UNDERSTAND THAT SATAN IS THE GOOD GUY".

No shit - Shmorky was legitimately a closet Satanist. And he tried to get me to do rituals with him, but I'd never agree to it because that Catholic High School brainwashing runs DEEP. And then slowly I became a closet Satanist. And you know what's crazy? I still am. I can't follow the rules of the Bible for shit. I literally can't stay away from the Occult. The only reason I'm in the closet about it is because it would reflect poorly on the Church of Scientology - which only started because L Ron Hubbard was a Satanist with Aleister Crowley to begin with. So as far as I'm concerned that's just hypocrisy on their part, not mine.

I'm not trying to literally say "The devil made me do it" but...I kind of am.

Fun fact: Shmorky and I were both born and raised in New Jersey. Me in Edison and Shmorky - Vineland. The fucking Pine Barrens. We were like the Steven Universe split gem version of the Jersey Devil. The logical conclusion of that relationship would have either been both our corpses turning into roadkill during an Antifa terrorist plot or us adopting a child and that child becoming that actual Antichrist.

No shit - we actually sat down and had a serious talk one day about adopting an actual human child. Several talks about doing it "one day."

I know it's a cliche line at this point to say "this fucking timeline", but....could you have imagined THAT fucking timeline.
 
No shit - we actually sat down and had a serious talk one day about adopting an actual human child. Several talks about doing it "one day."

I know it's a cliche line at this point to say "this fucking timeline", but....could you have imagined THAT fucking timeline.
Good god I'd like to not think about what THAT could've resulted in, especially considering the chat logs of what he did to that girl.
 
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