Serious question, why do you think everyone here is a celebrity as opposed to internet randos? I know there's a bunch of celebrities you hate for various reasons, but that doesn't mean they're all on here. I'd be very surprised if even one of the many people you've mentioned have an account here.
Celebrities to us are normies. Normies don't know about this site. Celebrities don't know or care about the site, they're too busy having coke and sex parties or whatever it is rich people do.
Do you actually believe that or are you just comparing us to them, like using it as an insult?
But we aren't though. We hold no power, the only power we have here is what you give us. You're letting us live in your head, rent free. Also we have a policy that strictly prohibits direct interaction with cows because they're funny enough on their own.