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How many documentaries does one tranch need?
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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God please mention kiwifarms by name
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Gave you a
because one compliment I will give Kevin is that he's pretty good at keeping the farms name out of his mouth. Hailey on the other hand doesn't give a fuck and will chat shit all day. Kevin will jump in any threads about the farms but whenever he wants to talk about us he calls us his "haters" or "people who stalk me". Not understanding that all the info we know about him was posted by himself.
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AFAIK, it was canceled after the first season
one of the couples actually seemed a bit normal, but you could tell others were AGPs just trying to wear their wife's clothes.
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The wives' sad, dead eyes always get me. The thousand yard stare of a woman watching her marriage go up in flames while her husband attempts to skinwalk her in a plastic wig and badly stuffed bra. BBC had a few bits on couples like this. Lumbering, oafish AGPs are fun to mock, but I truly feel bad for their wives. You just know these guys are fucking monsters when no cameras are around.AFAIK, it was canceled after the first season
That being said I eagerly await the Tranchumentary. I hope it gives us lots of laughs.
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enough until they get the truth
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So if I'm understanding this report correctly, the only thing this land could possibly grow is a single plot of garbage cereal crops, that would probably cost more to grow than they were worth?@Enoby Way asked 40-odd pages ago about the soils.
It's kind of annoying to get a soils map with this app, and I don't know exactly where the tranch is.
Looks like the dominant soil in the area is
Feltonia sandy loam, 2 to 6 percent slopes
Custer County Area, Colorado
10—Feltonia sandy loam, 2 to 6 percent slopes
Map Unit Setting
- National map unit symbol: jqlk
- Elevation: 7,800 to 8,500 feet
- Mean annual precipitation: 14 to 17 inches
- Mean annual air temperature: 40 to 44 degrees F
- Frost-free period: 55 to 75 days
- Farmland classification: Not prime farmland
Map Unit Composition
- Feltonia and similar soils: 70 percent
- Minor components: 30 percent
- Estimates are based on observations, descriptions, and transects of the mapunit.
Description of Feltonia
Setting
- Landform: Fan terraces, alluvial fans
- Down-slope shape: Linear
- Across-slope shape: Linear
- Parent material: Alluvium
Typical profile
- H1 - 0 to 8 inches: sandy loam
- H2 - 8 to 19 inches: gravelly sandy loam
- H3 - 19 to 32 inches: gravelly sandy loam
- H4 - 32 to 60 inches: very gravelly sandy loam
Properties and qualities
- Slope: 2 to 6 percent
- Depth to restrictive feature: More than 80 inches
- Drainage class: Well drained
- Runoff class: Very low
- Capacity of the most limiting layer to transmit water (Ksat): Moderately high to high (0.60 to 6.00 in/hr)
- Depth to water table: More than 80 inches
- Frequency of flooding: None
- Frequency of ponding: None
- Calcium carbonate, maximum content: 30 percent
- Available water capacity: Low (about 4.7 inches)
Interpretive groups
- Land capability classification (irrigated): None specified
- Land capability classification (nonirrigated): 6e
- Hydrologic Soil Group: A
- Ecological site: R048AY228CO
- Hydric soil rating: No
Minor Components
Coutis
- Percent of map unit: 20 percent
- Hydric soil rating: No
Silvercliff
- Percent of map unit: 10 percent
- Hydric soil rating: No
FELTONIA SERIES
The Feltonia series consists of very deep, well drained soils that formed in mixed alluvium with loess influence. Feltonia soils formed in fan remnants and stream terraces. Slopes are 0 to 4 percent. The mean annual precipitation is about 406[cr1] mm and the mean annual air temperature is about 5.0 degrees C.
TAXONOMIC CLASS: Coarse-loamy, mixed, superactive, frigid Calcic Pachic Haploxerolls
TYPICAL PEDON: Feltonia loam on a fan remnant with 1 percent slope at an elevation of 1838 meters. (Colors are for dry soil unless otherwise noted.)
Ap--0 to 15 cm; grayish brown (2.5Y 5/2) loam, very dark grayish brown (10YR 3/2) moist; weak very fine granular structure; slightly hard, very friable, slightly sticky and slightly plastic; common very fine and few fine roots; common very fine pores; slightly alkaline (pH 7.7); abrupt smooth boundary.
A--15 to 30 cm; grayish brown (10YR 5/2) loam, very dark grayish brown (10YR 3/2) moist; weak very coarse prismatic structure parting to weak very fine granular; slightly hard, very friable, slightly sticky and slightly plastic; common very fine roots; common very fine tubular pores; few krotovinas filled with slightly effervescent material; slightly alkaline (pH 7.; clear smooth boundary. (Combined thickness of the A horizons is 20 to 58 cm)
Bt1--30 to 51 cm; dark grayish brown (10YR 4/2) loam, very dark grayish brown (10YR 3/2) moist; weak coarse prismatic structure parting to weak coarse subangular blocky then to weak very fine granular; slightly hard, very friable, slightly sticky and slightly plastic; common very fine roots; few fine and many very fine tubular pores; few thin clay films on vertical faces of peds and on surfaces along pores; very few skeletans; slightly alkaline (pH 7.7); clear smooth boundary.
Bt2--51 to 69 cm; brown (10YR 5/3) loam, dark brown (10YR 3/3) moist; weak coarse prismatic structure parting to weak medium subangular blocky ; hard, friable, slightly sticky and slightly plastic; common very fine roots; common very fine tubular pores; few thin clay films on vertical faces of peds; noneffervescent; slightly alkaline (pH 7.
Bk1--69 to 91 cm; light gray (10YR 7/2) loam, light olive brown (2.5Y 5/3) moist; massive; hard, friable, slightly sticky and slightly plastic; few very fine roots; common very fine tubular pores; common fine calcium carbonate threads; strongly effervescent (19 percent calcium carbonate); moderately alkaline (pH 8.0); abrupt smooth boundary.
Bk2--91 to 124 cm; light gray (10YR 7/2) very gravelly loam, light olive brown (2.5Y 5/3) moist; massive; hard, friable, slightly sticky and slightly plastic; few fine roots; common very fine tubular pores; common fine calcium carbonate threads; 40 percent gravel; strongly effervescent (35 percent calcium carbonate); moderately alkaline (pH 8.0); abrupt smooth boundary. (Combined thickness of the Bk horizons is 25 to 96 cm)
2Bk3--124 to 152 cm; very gravelly loamy sand; single grain; loose; calcium carbonate coats on bottoms of rock fragments; 45 percent gravel; slightly effervescent (12 percent calcium carbonate); moderately alkaline (pH 8.1).
TYPE LOCATION: Teton County, Idaho; about 3.4 kilometers southwest of Tetonia; 788 meters east and 292 meters north from southwest corner of section 5, T.5N., R.45E.; Tetonia USGS topographic quadrangle; lat. 43 degrees, 47 minutes, 1.9 seconds N. and long. 111 degrees, 10 minutes, 17.1 seconds W., NAD 83.
RANGE IN CHARACTERISTICS:
Mollic epipedon thickness: 50 to 75 cmControl section total clay range: 8 to 27 percent; noncarbonated clay averages 8 to 18 percent
Carbonate clay: 5 to 18 percent in the calcic horizon
Control section rock fragments: 0 to 45 percent (weighted average is less than 35 percent)
Depth to calcic horizon: 50 to 97 cm
Calcium carbonate equivalent: 0 to 35 percent in the particle size control section
Depth to sandy-skeletal material (2Bk3 horizon): 100 to 152 cm
Mean annual soil temperature: 6 to 8 degrees C.
Mean summer soil temperature: 15 to 18.9 degrees C. (frigid soil temperature regime)
Ap or A horizons
Hue: 10YR or 7.5YR moist, 2.5Y or 10YR dry
Value: 2 or 3 moist, 4 or 5 dry
Chroma: 2 or 3 moist
Rock fragments: 0 to 5 percent gravel
Bt horizons
Hue: 7.5YR or 10YR moist
Value: 2 or 3 moist, 4 to 6 dry
Chroma: 2 or 3 moist, 2 or 3 dry
Rock fragments: 0 to 5 percent gravel
Reaction: slightly or moderately alkaline
Bk horizons
Hue: 2.5Y or 10YR moist
Value: 3 to 6 moist
Chroma: 3 or 4 moist, 2 or 3 dry
Fine-earth texture: L or SL with 0 to 45 percent gravel and more than 15 percent coarser than very fine sand
Effervescence: strong to violent
Calcium carbonate equivalent: 15 to 35 percent
2Bk horizon
Hue: 10YR or 7.5YR
Value: 3 to 6 moist
Chroma: 3 or 4 moist
Fine-earth texture: LS or S with 45 to 85 percent gravel
Effervescence: slight to violent
Calcium carbonate equivalent: 5 to 35 percent
Reaction: moderately or strongly alkaline
COMPETING SERIES: These are the Jipper, Stipe, and Richvale series. Jipper soils are deep to lithic contact. Stipe soils are moderately deep to lithic contact. Richvale soils have sandy-skeletal materials at depths greater than 152 cm.
GEOGRAPHIC SETTING:
Landscape: alluvial and outwash plains
Landform: fan remnants and stream terraces
Elevation: 1814 to 1890 meters
Slope: 0 to 4 percent
Parent material: mixed alluvium with loess influence
Mean annual air temperature: 3.3 to 6.7 degrees C
Mean annual precipitation: 305 to 457 mm
Frost free period: 40 to 70 days
GEOGRAPHICALLY ASSOCIATED SOILS: These are the St. Anthony, Felt, Arimo and Redfish series. St. Anthony, Felt and Arimo are on the same landform. St. Anthony soils are in swales and have a loamy-skeletal particle size class. Felt soils are on convex areas and steep slopes and are Calcixerolls. Arimo soils are on lower positions and have a coarse-loamy over sandy or sandy-skeletal particle size class. Redfish soils are on floodplains of streams and have an aquic moisture regime.
DRAINAGE AND SATURATED HYDRAULIC CONDUCTIVITY:
Drainage class: well drained
Runoff: low
Saturated hydraulic conductivity: moderately high in the upper part and very high in the lower part
USE AND VEGETATION:
Major uses: dryland wheat or barley, irrigated wheat, barley, alfalfa, and pasture. Dominant native vegetation: bluebunch wheatgrass, Nevada bluegrass, junegrass, needleandthread grass, mountain big sagebrush, three-tip sagebrush, and some rabbitbrush.
DISTRIBUTION AND EXTENT:
Distribution: Southeastern Idaho, MLRA 13
Extent: the series is not extensive
MLRA SOIL SURVEY REGIONAL OFFICE (MO) RESPONSIBLE: Portland, Oregon
SERIES ESTABLISHED: Teton County, Idaho, 1975; Teton Area, Idaho-Wyoming Soil Survey.
REMARKS: Diagnostic horizons and soil characteristics recognized in this pedon are:
Mollic epipedon: from a depth of 0 to 69 cm
Calcic horizon: from a depth of 69 to 124 cm
Particle size control section: from a depth of 25 to 100 cm
Soil temperature regime: frigid
Soil moisture regime: xeric
ADDITIONAL DATA:
Typical pedon was not sampled.
Additional reference samples are PEDON ID:
S06ID-081-004
Not prime farmland
Frost free period: 40 to 70 days
Looking back that 100% explains why the people who sold them the land were so desperate to sell and lied through their teeth about everything. They probably had a similar idea, saw how fucked the land was once they finally started working it, and dumped it on the the Trancheros when they realized these idiots had no idea what to look for and were ripe for the pickings.
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The next one is a true crime doclol
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The next one is a true crime doc
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So in the last two pages we have had a WEALTH of information.
@Cerabella shows the pic of the Tranch doco in progress, proving that @Cuscuta called it about AshCoyote before any of us and gave us a nice little sample of some deviance covered up. I don't follow furries at all but I've heard enough about Ash all over the site that I can't be alone in thinking it's about time they got their own prospering grounds thread.
Admittedly, I doubt we could make a good case for them being a lolcow... YET. Unless you are actively campaigning against the pedo and zoo elements of the furry community, you can't be so embedded in it and NOT be into something gross... Ash has got something they want to keep under wraps, probably worse than DDLG shit, and time will turn something up.
Perhaps considering how many crossovers they seem to have with everyone under the sun, they could be considered a professional orbiter.
@KiwiFuzz provides something I have been waiting for for a very long time: a general local soil analysis! Now we know the Tranchers aren't lazy at growing alpaca food, theyre just dumbasses and shitty planners... which is in character. Buying a terrible property with the intention of using it for hard-working ranching really fits with everything from how they build a rock wall to how Penny swings an axe.
And finally, @Meiwaku creates "Queering Animal Abuse", "Deadname and Gibes", and "autogynesmile". Fucking brilliant.
@Cerabella shows the pic of the Tranch doco in progress, proving that @Cuscuta called it about AshCoyote before any of us and gave us a nice little sample of some deviance covered up. I don't follow furries at all but I've heard enough about Ash all over the site that I can't be alone in thinking it's about time they got their own prospering grounds thread.
Admittedly, I doubt we could make a good case for them being a lolcow... YET. Unless you are actively campaigning against the pedo and zoo elements of the furry community, you can't be so embedded in it and NOT be into something gross... Ash has got something they want to keep under wraps, probably worse than DDLG shit, and time will turn something up.
Perhaps considering how many crossovers they seem to have with everyone under the sun, they could be considered a professional orbiter.
@KiwiFuzz provides something I have been waiting for for a very long time: a general local soil analysis! Now we know the Tranchers aren't lazy at growing alpaca food, theyre just dumbasses and shitty planners... which is in character. Buying a terrible property with the intention of using it for hard-working ranching really fits with everything from how they build a rock wall to how Penny swings an axe.
And finally, @Meiwaku creates "Queering Animal Abuse", "Deadname and Gibes", and "autogynesmile". Fucking brilliant.
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So much in just a couple of pages. Incredible work.
I have heard about AshCoyote just by mentions on here like Enoby. She definitely sounds like someone who has skeletons in the closet and the DDLG fetish posts don't surprise me in the least. Wonder if Kev knows she's into that too. Adult Babies Take the Tranch (at least Ash has a job...a job making furry documentaries, for what it's worth).
I have heard about AshCoyote just by mentions on here like Enoby. She definitely sounds like someone who has skeletons in the closet and the DDLG fetish posts don't surprise me in the least. Wonder if Kev knows she's into that too. Adult Babies Take the Tranch (at least Ash has a job...a job making furry documentaries, for what it's worth).
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Late but:
Bonnie made me froth with internet rage at calling his money from his father table scraps. I hope he gets a 1.50$ from his mother if she passes before him. I don't wish her to outlive her child, I just can never tell what an emotionally volatile man's life expectancy is.
I wonder if this will be like the last Beatles movie where it covers the break up of the band on accident due to Kevin and Bonnie's internet vagueposting, but I doubt it. I hope we get to have both documentaries happen, it'd make s great movie night!
The children are better off without him. I'd be ashamed to have him as my bio sperm donor too. My condolences to the mother and her surviving family on the diagnosis though.
Bonnie made me froth with internet rage at calling his money from his father table scraps. I hope he gets a 1.50$ from his mother if she passes before him. I don't wish her to outlive her child, I just can never tell what an emotionally volatile man's life expectancy is.
I wonder if this will be like the last Beatles movie where it covers the break up of the band on accident due to Kevin and Bonnie's internet vagueposting, but I doubt it. I hope we get to have both documentaries happen, it'd make s great movie night!
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bruh, that’s low-key a fucking great idea.
no idea about the length, Ash did a hour 40 min documentary on the furry fandom, 43 min called “hero”... but a shit load of 10 min quick talks. If it’s over 40 mins we should totes do a movie night.
oh and yes, gibes hyped up on coffee and sperging about his gender and transformers. Can’t wait.
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Oh I'm sure Kev-kev knows. In fact, I wonder if this is what triggered Bonnie so hard: Ash and Kevin doing absolutely disgusting (DDLG) fetish shit around Bonnie and hubbie, all the time they were there. Bonnie is crazy and violent but he doesn't seem to be into Kevin's weird sex fantasies at all.
As English isn't my first language I did some googling to understand this analysis better, and if you just google 'sandy loam' you will find many websites that proclaim this to be great soil for plant growth. What are the odds Penny and Bonnie's thought process on this was 'sandy loam = good for growin' = buy land', without taking any other (environmental) factors into account?@Enoby Way asked 40-odd pages ago about the soils.
It's kind of annoying to get a soils map with this app, and I don't know exactly where the tranch is.
Looks like the dominant soil in the area is
Feltonia sandy loam, 2 to 6 percent slopes
Custer County Area, Colorado
10—Feltonia sandy loam, 2 to 6 percent slopes
Map Unit Setting
- National map unit symbol: jqlk
- Elevation: 7,800 to 8,500 feet
- Mean annual precipitation: 14 to 17 inches
- Mean annual air temperature: 40 to 44 degrees F
- Frost-free period: 55 to 75 days
- Farmland classification: Not prime farmland
Map Unit Composition
- Feltonia and similar soils: 70 percent
- Minor components: 30 percent
- Estimates are based on observations, descriptions, and transects of the mapunit.
Description of Feltonia
Setting
- Landform: Fan terraces, alluvial fans
- Down-slope shape: Linear
- Across-slope shape: Linear
- Parent material: Alluvium
Typical profile
- H1 - 0 to 8 inches: sandy loam
- H2 - 8 to 19 inches: gravelly sandy loam
- H3 - 19 to 32 inches: gravelly sandy loam
- H4 - 32 to 60 inches: very gravelly sandy loam
Properties and qualities
- Slope: 2 to 6 percent
- Depth to restrictive feature: More than 80 inches
- Drainage class: Well drained
- Runoff class: Very low
- Capacity of the most limiting layer to transmit water (Ksat): Moderately high to high (0.60 to 6.00 in/hr)
- Depth to water table: More than 80 inches
- Frequency of flooding: None
- Frequency of ponding: None
- Calcium carbonate, maximum content: 30 percent
- Available water capacity: Low (about 4.7 inches)
Interpretive groups
- Land capability classification (irrigated): None specified
- Land capability classification (nonirrigated): 6e
- Hydrologic Soil Group: A
- Ecological site: R048AY228CO
- Hydric soil rating: No
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USE AND VEGETATION:
Major uses: dryland wheat or barley, irrigated wheat, barley, alfalfa, and pasture. Dominant native vegetation: bluebunch wheatgrass, Nevada bluegrass, junegrass, needleandthread grass, mountain big sagebrush, three-tip sagebrush, and some rabbitbrush.
DISTRIBUTION AND EXTENT:
Distribution: Southeastern Idaho, MLRA 13
Extent: the series is not extensive
MLRA SOIL SURVEY REGIONAL OFFICE (MO) RESPONSIBLE: Portland, Oregon
SERIES ESTABLISHED: Teton County, Idaho, 1975; Teton Area, Idaho-Wyoming Soil Survey.
REMARKS: Diagnostic horizons and soil characteristics recognized in this pedon are:
Mollic epipedon: from a depth of 0 to 69 cm
Calcic horizon: from a depth of 69 to 124 cm
Particle size control section: from a depth of 25 to 100 cm
Soil temperature regime: frigid
Soil moisture regime: xeric
ADDITIONAL DATA:
Typical pedon was not sampled.
Additional reference samples are PEDON ID:
S06ID-081-004
Not prime farmland
Frost free period: 40 to 70 days
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I love how the tranchers act like this "documentary" is going to be anything other than an extremely biased puff piece about their fucked up way of life probably intended to soft groom vulnerable people into trooning out and going to rural Colorado to get taken advantage of by a bunch of sick, disgusting men in dresses who abuse animals via neglect.
Goddamn, that was a run on sentence.
Goddamn, that was a run on sentence.
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"Are they confusing it for the Bunny Ranch in Nevada?"
my fucking sides, but to be fair the ranch does feel like it could be a c-plot in a an early 00s Road Trip knockoff movie.
A bunch of virgins just out of high school go on a cross country trip, see a billboard for a ranch in Colorado and think they're gonna get laid. Take a slight detour only to find a bunch of gun toting tranny farmers eating dinner. They smoke them out then get lost trying to find their way back to the interstate etc.
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I'd unironically watch this tbh.
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Sounds like a straight to DVD Harold and Kumar movie.