"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

AnOminous said:
No, it was when he was sleeping under a bridge and would tard out and smack his head on the overpass.
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IIRC, it was a bit of both. He got it in his autistic head that cycling was cool, so he started wearing the helmet to prove he was cool and badass. And then we laughed at him for wearing a tard helmet.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
IIRC, it was a bit of both. He got it in his autistic head that cycling was cool, so he started wearing the helmet to prove he was cool and badass. And then we laughed at him for wearing a tard helmet.
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Of all the things Phil has spent his Mongoloid Money on because he thought it would make him look legit and badass (BDUs, cheap airsoft tacticool shit, truck stop knives, tranny bats, etc.), the tard helmet was one of the very few (if not only) items that was actually useful to Phil and not a complete waste of money. Because people on Phil's mental level are at risk of banging their heads on things, and Phil's brain doesn’t need any more damage than it already has.
 
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If memory serves there was some Lesbian who Phil thought was cool who was really into Cycling and Tattoos so Phil got into cycling and even more into Tattoos. I'm certain she ended up ditching him like everyone else does and he kept a semblance of her identity around but like most things he picks up it's faded into the background if his mind and he probably can't even remember her name anymore.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
If memory serves there was some Lesbian who Phil thought was cool who was really into Cycling and Tattoos so Phil got into cycling and even more into Tattoos. I'm certain she ended up ditching him like everyone else does and he kept a semblance of her identity around but like most things he picks up it's faded into the background if his mind and he probably can't even remember her name anymore.
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If you are talking about The Ovarian Psychos, they are a radfem cyclist group that Phil idolized but never joined. He could not join them anyway.

I'm not sure Maria Paupo, the only girlfriend Phil even had, is a lesbian, but she did not show strong interest in cycling.
 
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Positron said:
If you are talking about The Ovarian Psychos, they are a radfem cyclist group that Phil idolized but never joined. He could not join them anyway.
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If memory serves me correctly, Phil actually got The Ovarian Psycos tattooed on him somewhere, despite never meeting or even having any kind of contact with a single one of them.
 
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Baguette said:
If memory serves me correctly, Phil actually got The Ovarian Psycos tattooed on him somewhere, despite never meeting or even having any kind of contact with a single one of them.
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Actually he tried to get a tattoo in his Spanglish that would mean "Clitoral Mass" but instead said "Clitoral Dough."
 
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Positron said:
If you are talking about The Ovarian Psychos, they are a radfem cyclist group that Phil idolized but never joined. He could not join them anyway.

I'm not sure Maria Paupo, the only girlfriend Phil even had, is a lesbian, but she did not show strong interest in cycling.
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Maria is bisexual and last anyone heard from her married some guy. I think what you mentioned is correct though. He wanted in with some Lesbian Cyclist crowd and I think I may be confusing that with someone from the Commie Bookstore.
 
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JY's Tampon said:
I'm totally not kicked out of antifa guys...
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Phil even admits to being canceled.
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Holy Shit
-Reserve 161 Supersoldier
-tours of duty
-volunteer Antifa Service
-days of service depending on age
He has fleshed out his Fantasy Antifa based on military forces rules&practices. Something tells me he also already has painted a map of "Antifastan" and designed maoist streetsigns.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
Well, women can get infections under the clitoral hood if they have poor hygiene, just like an uncircumcised dick. Not that Phil would know anything about clitoral hoods, being a circumcised male.
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IIRC the one time Phil tried to have sex with an actual woman he ended up bawling like a baby.
 
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kcbbq said:
That was when a dude gave him pity sex.
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I think you're thinking of the story about Phil touching Dusty's monster dong, which he cried during too. But Phil did have sex with his girlfriend one time, was kinda pressured/guilted into doing, and he cried. Actually, it sounds like Phil bawls like a little bitch anytime he has any kind of sexual activity, which is hilarious given all his BDSM and sex worker posturing. It's almost like he's got the mind of a child and isn't actually mature enough for sexual activity, or any adult activities for that matter, and he just postures and bullshits to pretend like he's actually an adult.
 
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Positron said:
Yet he also cried (or at least bounced and squeaked like Richter Scale 7) when Jordman refused to fig him. Jordman had to console him with fast food.
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Can he not just stick ginger up there himself?

Alternatively, he could just go to my local Chinese takeaway and order a Sichuan curry without all the hassle of having to get a gay dom involved.
 
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