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[Montalbane]

Honestly the dead internet theory seems to be partially correct.
I will have to read it again and keep it in mind next time I go on reddit.

Don't worry I wear a quadruple mask when going on reddit

 

[KifflomKween]

Ah, r/sugarlifestyleforum. The place there silly old men who want to be young again and mentally unstable young women with daddy issues congregate. Scams, pregnancy scares, unreciprocated feelings, deluded prostitutes and their johns, and general creepiness. I've been wanting to make a post on them for a while now.

Some horrors

Spoiler

SB gets pregnant and ask what to do.

One SB's humble brag about silly old men falling in love with her

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - SDs looking to fall in love?

23 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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Silly old man throws the bait

The way some of these guys use their marriages and social status to seduce these women... gross. This is the part that disgust me the most in all this. At most, this fuckery should be a hobbie, not the reason you marry and work and build a reputation. imagine using your wife and family to sustain this, when at most it should ve the other way around.

Another deluded prostitute who thinks there is something deeper to this fuckery

Spoiler

Left her stable boyfriend to have that "power dynamic" with silly old man.


Funny goldigger advice

"SDs are likely older, refined and in possesion of calming behavior" - silly old man tries to explain to potential prostitute why she might be nervous

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Advice for first time SB

3 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

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"Marriage and prostitution aren't that different, it's all vey similar at its core!" What are the odds this guys wife wont fuck him because hes so sad and creepy?



"Ofc he doesnt see you as an inferior sweety. It's not like he's looking for financially challenged younger impressionable women because women his age aren't impressed, nor because he gets ed with his wife!"

SB has a substance abuse problem. Yeah no wonder. She fucks creepy old dudes for a living while she wastes her youth.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Substance addiction.

7 votes and 38 comments so far on Reddit

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Powerlevel

Spoiler

All this reminds me of that one time this one 90 year old dude who could hardly walk approched my mother (late 50s) and told her he woildve liked to marry her and bothered her for a while. They never had anything ever, he was just the towns creepy old dude who used to creep on my mother and her sisters when they were kids and teens. Gross.

 

[Agarathium1066]

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Fear not, ye seeker of truth, for you do not need a magic spell to fix your dick. There are actually a line of potions and potion shoppes that will be able to help make the problem temporarily go away. A common American version is 'whiskey', though there are many other alternatives that are widely available. If you're hoping for a more 'authentic' african-american alternative you may also consider asking your peers if they have any extra bottles of jenkem.

Helping Bernie though I'm afraid there aren't enough charms, spells, and incense on the continent.

 

[moocow]

Ah, r/sugarlifestyleforum. The place there silly old men who want to be young again and mentally unstable young women with daddy issues congregate. Scams, pregnancy scares, unreciprocated feelings, deluded prostitutes and their johns, and general creepiness. I've been wanting to make a post on them for a while now.

The whole "sugar baby" thing just blows my mind. A man is expected to drop thousands of dollars per month (at least) on an explicit "arrangement" with a woman who openly states she's just in it for the money, may or may not be willing to have sex (or even be affectionate) with him, likely won't do anything to improve his life in any tangible way, won't spend any meaningful time with him unless it's a lavish vacation or a dinner at a fancy restaurant (all at his expense, of course), won't take care of him or his home in any way, and who openly admits she is pursuing similar arrangements with other men and/or maintaining her own love life separately from all that.

Like, um, what? What exactly is the "upside" of this proposition for a guy? A good hooker (in the 6 to 8 range in terms of looks ... on the 1-10 scale, you pervs) can be had for a couple hundred bucks an hour pretty much anywhere, and at least you know you're getting laid if you go that route. You can get your rocks off once a week for a fraction of what these sugar babies expect.

I've looked at some of the sites that revolve around this nonsense, and unless I'm missing something obvious not one of those girls are even remotely worth their asking price. They're not even really "lookers" for the most part, either.

lol maybe I'm just too old to grasp this shit anymore.

Edit: I looked around that subreddit. Read a bunch of it. I hate them all. They are pure evil. Anyone who ever dares complain about the MGTOW lot just needs to be directed to that subreddit for a great list of reasons why men don't trust women at all anymore. I need a drink.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

The whole "sugar baby" thing just blows my mind. A man is expected to drop thousands of dollars per month (at least) on an explicit "arrangement" with a woman who openly states she's just in it for the money, may or may not be willing to have sex (or even be affectionate) with him, likely won't do anything to improve his life in any tangible way, won't spend any meaningful time with him unless it's a lavish vacation or a dinner at a fancy restaurant (all at his expense, of course), won't take care of him or his home in any way, and who openly admits she is pursuing similar arrangements with other men and/or maintaining her own love life separately from all that.

How is this any different than modern dating?

 

[KifflomKween]

The whole "sugar baby" thing just blows my mind. A man is expected to drop thousands of dollars per month (at least) on an explicit "arrangement" with a woman who openly states she's just in it for the money, may or may not be willing to have sex (or even be affectionate) with him, likely won't do anything to improve his life in any tangible way, won't spend any meaningful time with him unless it's a lavish vacation or a dinner at a fancy restaurant (all at his expense, of course), won't take care of him or his home in any way, and who openly admits she is pursuing similar arrangements with other men and/or maintaining her own love life separately from all that.

Like, um, what? What exactly is the "upside" of this proposition for a guy? A good hooker (in the 6 to 8 range in terms of looks ... on the 1-10 scale, you pervs) can be had for a couple hundred bucks an hour pretty much anywhere, and at least you know you're getting laid if you go that route. You can get your rocks off once a week for a fraction of what these sugar babies expect.

I've looked at some of the sites that revolve around this nonsense, and unless I'm missing something obvious not one of those girls are even remotely worth their asking price. They're not even really "lookers" for the most part, either.

lol maybe I'm just too old to grasp this shit anymore.

It's not like guys dating hoes is anything new really.
These women are younger, so these men can brag about having a younger gf. Supporting them gives them that ego boost. Idk for sure but sbs seem more exclusive than your average prostitute. Why would they need to fuck a lot of dudes when one guy pays them well?
Throw in the mental illnesses, daddy issues and youth of these women and I'd say that a lot of the time they either catch feelings for the old dudes, or at least they are a lot more pliable and a lot less lilely to leave than an older woman, or at least one who is used to having more clients.
Catching feelings is more lilely too because a prostitute just gives them sex and its done, these women actually have to spend time with them. Which would be a bit like escorts, only escorts only care whether the client has money or not, they don't deliberately look for an older "daddy" to have that "emotional connection" you can often read about in posts and comments on that sub

Tl;dr ego over mutually enriching relationships

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Like, um, what? What exactly is the "upside" of this proposition for a guy?

It's prostitution but legal. While in most places paying for sex is illegal paying someone to go on a date with you is perfectly legal. The fact that you have sex after your date is in no way related to the fact that you gave her a shit ton of money as a gift.

A lot of sugerbabies will tell you that they don't fuck their clients, but it's most often a lie to keep the police and/or family and friends off their back. Either that or they're new to it and extremely naive but sugerbabies that don't fuck doesn't last long.

 

[moocow]

How is this any different than modern dating?

At the prices I'm seeing from these prostitutes masquerading as "girlfriends", dating is much cheaper. Hell, hookers are cheaper than this shit.

 

[Buer]

Ah, r/sugarlifestyleforum. The place there silly old men who want to be young again and mentally unstable young women with daddy issues congregate. Scams, pregnancy scares, unreciprocated feelings, deluded prostitutes and their johns, and general creepiness. I've been wanting to make a post on them for a while now.

Some horrors

Spoiler

SB gets pregnant and ask what to do.

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One SB's humble brag about silly old men falling in love with her

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - SDs looking to fall in love?

23 votes and 22 comments so far on Reddit

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Silly old man throws the bait
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The way some of these guys use their marriages and social status to seduce these women... gross. This is the part that disgust me the most in all this. At most, this fuckery should be a hobbie, not the reason you marry and work and build a reputation. imagine using your wife and family to sustain this, when at most it should ve the other way around.
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Another deluded prostitute who thinks there is something deeper to this fuckery

Spoiler

Left her stable boyfriend to have that "power dynamic" with silly old man.
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Funny goldigger advice
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"SDs are likely older, refined and in possesion of calming behavior" - silly old man tries to explain to potential prostitute why she might be nervous

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Advice for first time SB

3 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

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"Marriage and prostitution aren't that different, it's all vey similar at its core!" What are the odds this guys wife wont fuck him because hes so sad and creepy?

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"Ofc he doesnt see you as an inferior sweety. It's not like he's looking for financially challenged younger impressionable women because women his age aren't impressed, nor because he gets ed with his wife!"
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SB has a substance abuse problem. Yeah no wonder. She fucks creepy old dudes for a living while she wastes her youth.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Substance addiction.

7 votes and 38 comments so far on Reddit

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Powerlevel

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All this reminds me of that one time this one 90 year old dude who could hardly walk approched my mother (late 50s) and told her he woildve liked to marry her and bothered her for a while. They never had anything ever, he was just the towns creepy old dude who used to creep on my mother and her sisters when they were kids and teens. Gross.

That subreddit constantly gets into fights with it's sorta sister counterpart r/SugarBABYonlyforum. Also by other sex workers who tell them off. The Sugar Daddies there(and basically everywhere else) are basically Johns who don't like the fact that they have to pay to get a beautiful young women to fuck them(and date them) so they endlessly shit on sex workers and treat their Sugar Babys like shit.

Here's an example:

r/SugarBABYonlyforum - [NSFW] SLFs whorephobia is the biggest fucking hypocritical joke

107 votes and 27 comments so far on Reddit

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[TVStactic]

How is this any different than modern dating?

you waste moneys on a materialistic tard for a potential fuck?
people date for multiple reasons, modern dating remains the same as old-timey dating with lesser shotguns pointed to the face and you pre-arrange who you will date, not your parents.

Tl;dr ego over mutually enriching relationships

eh, i see people saying sb ain't prostitution yet the bitches/twinks do everything the daddy/momma orders because of power-play shit, to the point of "cuckoldry", yup, i saw a sb that was on tinder once saying her daddy allowed her to have casual dates...

At the prices I'm seeing from these prostitutes masquerading as "girlfriends", dating is much cheaper. Hell, hookers are cheaper than this shit.

wise words, dating can be fun, paying for 1hr of a prostitute's time also means doing other shit unless you have stamina (and hookers often confess most of their clients just want to talk and be heard/validated), sb/escort relationship is utterly retarded and it seems like a variant of simping because it can involve sex.

 

[KifflomKween]

you waste moneys on a materialistic tard for a potential fuck?
people date for multiple reasons, modern dating remains the same as old-timey dating with lesser shotguns pointed to the face and you pre-arrange who you will date, not your parents.


eh, i see people saying sb ain't prostitution yet the bitches/twinks do everything the daddy/momma orders because of power-play shit, to the point of "cuckoldry", yup, i saw a sb that was on tinder once saying her daddy allowed her to have casual dates...


wise words, dating can be fun, paying for 1hr of a prostitute's time also means doing other shit unless you have stamina (and hookers often confess most of their clients just want to talk and be heard/validated), sb/escort relationship is utterly retarded and it seems like a variant of simping because it can involve sex.

This one sounds really bitter. Kind of ironic that prostitutes see themselves as these empowered strong independent feminist women who hate men when their whole livelihood depends on getting fucked by men. Yass queen!
Hoes in general are just high functioning retards.

I forgot to post about SD's ed problems earlier. Those are always a treat to read about.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Substance addiction.

7 votes and 38 comments so far on Reddit

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[Buer]

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This one sounds really bitter. Kind of ironic that prostitutes see themselves as these empowered strong independent feminist women who hate men when their whole livelihood depends on getting fucked by men. Yass queen!
Hoes in general are just high functioning retards.

I forgot to post about SD's ed problems earlier. Those are always a treat to read about.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Substance addiction.

7 votes and 38 comments so far on Reddit

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Doing sex work usually makes the sex worker bitter towards men. They might've been that way from the start but from what I hear the profession turns them into man-hating feminists. Not surprising since they see men at their lowest and most depraved. A good amount of Sugar Daddies/Johns are married so it makes them lose faith in relationships with men because their bf/husband might do the same to them.

 

[MediocreMilt]

A good amount of Sugar Daddies/Johns are married so it makes them lose faith in relationships with men because their bf/husband might do the same to them.

I mean, what kind of man marries a whore and doesn't cheat on her?

 

[KifflomKween]

ED problems.


"Why wont my john care about me???"


Sugar dad jokes.

 

[Margo Martindale]

I stumbled upon /r/penectomy today. Of cpurse such a thing exists on reddit. Warning for those who want to see it, very nsfl

https://reddit.com/r/penectomy

Of course, the admins allow a subreddit on intentional genital mutilation to exist, but /r/consumeproduct or /r/coomer cant

 

[ClownBrew]

I stumbled upon /r/penectomy today. Of cpurse such a thing exists on reddit. Warning for those who want to see it, very nsfl

https://reddit.com/r/penectomy

Of course, the admins allow a subreddit on intentional genital mutilation to exist, but /r/consumeproduct or /r/coomer cant

That last one is probably just trying to avoid bandwidth waste. Why have a sub for coomers when Reddit is one gigantic group home for coomers already?

 

[KifflomKween]

Sugar daddies, their intimacy issues, and the greedy young women who put up with them.

NSFL. If you are a young man reading this please never let yourself end up like these sad old fucks.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Sugar daddy killing my sex drive

83 votes and 111 comments so far on Reddit

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The old "but im poor and if I dont whore myself to old dudes I will starve " argument which is a complete load of bullshit in this day and age in a 1st world country. Whores say this stuff all the time.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - My SD can’t get it up..

32 votes and 67 comments so far on Reddit

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"That little worm"

Mental illness among sbs is very common.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Mental illness

14 votes and 18 comments so far on Reddit

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"His stupid moans", ED, and "he follows me into the shower and stares at me with his face like this :>".

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Dealing with SD's erectile dysfunction

14 votes and 74 comments so far on Reddit

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By the same OP. The comme the section is hilarious.

r/sugarlifestyleforum - I hate the sounds my SD makes in bed

98 votes and 95 comments so far on Reddit

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NSFL. No comment.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Most generous SD I’ve ever had is literally disgusting/ huge culture difference

8 votes and 65 comments so far on Reddit

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So much wtf going on here.

 

[Otis Boi]

Sugar daddies, their intimacy issues, and the greedy young women who put up with them.

NSFL. If you are a young man reading this please never let yourself end up like these sad old fucks.

Spoiler

r/sugarlifestyleforum - Sugar daddy killing my sex drive

83 votes and 111 comments so far on Reddit

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The old "but im poor and if I dont whore myself to old dudes I will starve " argument which is a complete load of bullshit in this day and age in a 1st world country. Whores say this stuff all the time.
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r/sugarlifestyleforum - My SD can’t get it up..

32 votes and 67 comments so far on Reddit

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"That little worm"
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Mental illness among sbs is very common.

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r/sugarlifestyleforum - Mental illness

14 votes and 18 comments so far on Reddit

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"His stupid moans", ED, and "he follows me into the shower and stares at me with his face like this :>".

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r/sugarlifestyleforum - Dealing with SD's erectile dysfunction

14 votes and 74 comments so far on Reddit

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By the same OP. The comme the section is hilarious.

r/sugarlifestyleforum - I hate the sounds my SD makes in bed

98 votes and 95 comments so far on Reddit

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NSFL. No comment.

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r/sugarlifestyleforum - Most generous SD I’ve ever had is literally disgusting/ huge culture difference

8 votes and 65 comments so far on Reddit

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So much wtf going on here.

I think the last one is the creepiest. Could you imagine being referred to in third person during sex I would have to thibk someone else is watching or recoding the whole thing. All the while this dude makes related comments.

The rest of the women are mad that old men are having sex issues and being very just generally weird because they probably have a different idea of what the relationship is for them. They are basically wanting an exclusive whore that they can show around town.

 

[KifflomKween]

I think the last one is the creepiest. Could you imagine being referred to in third person during sex I would have to thibk someone else is watching or recoding the whole thing. All the while this dude makes related comments.

The rest of the women are mad that old men are having sex issues and being very just generally weird because they probably have a different idea of what the relationship is for them. They are basically wanting an exclusive whore that they can show around town.

I came across a comment by a sb that said "Sugar relationships are supposed to be basically idealized hetero relationships". Really?

 

[mdrop22]

Today I happened to stumble into another one of reddit's many insane asylums, r/BPD. I think we all know what BPD is, a lot of lolcows are diagnosed with cluster B personality disorders. This sub is fantastic though, because the posters are not on the defense like everywhere else, and since theyre talking exclusively to other crazies, their thoughts get wild. This is the sub they come to when everyone in their lives has had enough.

Spoiler: "Im an adult child bewause there's no more woom in my bwain :("

Spoiler: WHY DOESNT ANYONE LOVE US?!

"I cant ~control~ myself hunty, you better accept my relentless abuse with a goddamn smile! Wait where are you going?"

Yes, because you cant fool people with knowledge into being your white knight/punching bag combo.

Spoiler: Insane violence

Dude goes to jail for a decade for assaulting people, gives advice to young BPD crazies on how to get out of it. Remember, if someone with BPD assaults you, you probably had it coming. Also hitting X to doubt on the "cops let their dog attack my friend for nO ReAsOn".

Spoiler: No comment

Spoiler: The grand finale, a tale of love and loss and biting your boyfriends bicep in a "panic"

Yeah, this idiotic dude got back together with her after this. Hopefully his chad dad can convince him to get the fuck out before she sabotages birth control and ropes him in forever. I actually might follow this account just to see what happens next.

Incase anyone else wants to read the whole post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BPD/comments/lph0b1/i_had_a_panic_attack_and_lost_control_and_was