Containment What If?

[High-Tech Redneck]

They really did, and they're trying to sell it.

Spoiler: Chris and Kengel sex tape

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I'd buy it.

 

[Apocalypso]

They really did, and they're trying to sell it.

Spoiler: Chris and Kengel sex tape

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I'd buy it.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris became a Congressman (from the Ruckersville area or elsewhere)?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris became a Congressman (from the Ruckersville area or elsewhere)?

Chris will use his newfound shady political connections to have us all killed for talking shit about him.
BREAKING NEWS:
A Kiwi Farm erupted in flames last night, killing seventeen people. Dirty Play is suspected. We're coming to you live, with survivor "Richard Lurker."
Richard: We were out picking the Kiwis, when we heard someone scream "WHO'S YOUR BRONY?" Then suddenly the whole place was aflame!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris forgot how to shit in his pants?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris forgot how to shit in his pants?

He'd shit on the ground like the savage ape he is. As we've all seen from his Cherokee videos, Chris is quite the tribal. Actually, I'm pretty sure the Cherokee didn't just shit wherever, so Chris is a fucking caveman.

 

[CWCissey]

He'd shit on the ground like the savage ape he is. As we've all seen from his Cherokee videos, Chris is quite the tribal. Actually, I'm pretty sure the Cherokee didn't just shit wherever, so Chris is a fucking caveman.

Even Cavemen knew to shit in the corner. Hell, even animals know that!

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Even Cavemen knew to shit in the corner. Hell, even animals know that!

The conclusion we've come to is that Chris is actually a massive, single celled organism.

 

[CWCissey]

The conclusion we've come to is that Chris is actually a massive, single celled organism.

Christium Hilarium

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris forgot how to shit in his pants?

He'd do nothing.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb and Bob were 20 years younger when they gave birth to Chris?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Barb and Bob were 20 years younger when they gave birth to Chris?

More than likely he would have had a normal upbringing.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a Saint?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris was a Saint?

This wouldn't be a Chris Chan board, it'd be a Clyde Cash board.

 

[Kiwi1]

None of the KND would dare deal with him, classifying him as highly dangerous.

What if Barb was a hot-air balloon?

she already is, just smells like shit


what if Barb died in the house fire?

 

[CWCissey]

what if Barb died in the house fire?

The Hobo Saga would have started sooner.

 

[Apocalypso]

Was if Chris was part of the Suicide Squad?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Was if Chris was part of the Suicide Squad?

His catchphrase would be "I've got a little Chun-Li within me!" After hearing this, his fellow Suicide Squadders would murder him.

 

[CWCissey]

Was if Chris was part of the Suicide Squad?

The Joker would have a field day

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Alternatively, what if Chris had his own version of the Suicide Squad where they were imprisoned members of the the Miscreants who were recruited by CWCville to do dangerous shit that the Sonichu Corps and Trollbusters couldn't handle?