Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[NoReturn]

Found this in the reddit thread

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Time is a flat fucking circle. We're going back to shaman ages

Which introduced me to /r/realwitchcraft:

This one is actually dangerous:

St. John's Wort - Can actually make depression worse.
Valerian root - Do not take before bed unless you're TRYING to have intense dreams.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Speaking as a Christian, birds landing in your garden is generally not a sign from God.

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Found this in the reddit thread

Which introduced me to /r/realwitchcraft:
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This one is actually dangerous:
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St. John's Wort - Can actually make depression worse.
Valerian root - Do not take before bed unless you're TRYING to have intense dreams.

St. John's Wort is also toxic in large enough amounts, especially for animals and can cause miscarriages; so I guess 'unfuck your life' is a bit of ironic wording.

 

[Dread First]

It's definitely been a while since I last checked on this thread. Please tell me that the fatties haven't tried to corrupt Baltic paganism.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Please tell me that the fatties haven't tried to corrupt Baltic paganism.

Nobody's made a series of YA novels about Dievas and Perkunas so I doubt it.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

St. John's Wort is also toxic in large enough amounts, especially for animals and can cause miscarriages; so I guess 'unfuck your life' is a bit of ironic wording.

This shit is seriously the equivalent of 8 year olds playing witch in their sandbox except these tumblr morons are serious.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

If you read a book about him you would know that he is a serial rapist.


Well at least we know this one won't break our hearts


I don't care if it's manipulating someone else, I need some magickkk for @EyelessMC to send me a dick pic now, now, NOW!

I wonder if she has sex with the dog and blames it on Mercury retrograde.


Please don't print "negro" on the wrapper for a black crayon, it's SO racially invective.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Spoiler

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If you read a book about him you would know that he is a serial rapist.

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Well at least we know this one won't break our hearts

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I don't care if it's manipulating someone else, I need some magickkk for @EyelessMC to send me a dick pic now, now, NOW!
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I wonder if she has sex with the dog and blames it on Mercury retrograde.

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Please don't print "negro" on the wrapper for a black crayon, it's SO racially invective.

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> i dont wanna get my bloodline cursed

What is this, CK2? Besides, everyone knows the best way to get bloodlines is by waiting for someone to have a fuckton of kids and marrying them into your dynasty, not fucking around with witches.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

> i dont wanna get my bloodline cursed

What is this, CK2? Besides, everyone knows the best way to get bloodlines is by waiting for someone to have a fuckton of kids and marrying them into your dynasty, not fucking around with witches.

In order to have a bloodline to curse, you need to reproduce, and we all know that no one featured in this thread is going to do that.

 

[NoReturn]

It's definitely been a while since I last checked on this thread. Please tell me that the fatties haven't tried to corrupt Baltic paganism.

It's not popular, but it's there:

Spoiler: More

Well at least we know this one won't break our hearts

Speaking of, let's see how she's doing.

Ah

Hmm

Do another money spell.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's not popular, but it's there:
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Spoiler: More

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Speaking of, let's see how she's doing.
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Ah
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Hmm
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Do another money spell.

It's not as omnipresent or obnoxious as Percy Jackson fans, so...

 

[Niggerman]

This thread reminds me of this King of the Hill episode

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

I really sometimes wonder what Artemis would think about all these witchblr people.


You want to have sex with someone and after you put some honey in a jar you have a dream about having sex with them? magick!


He's either really dumb or a really big furry.


Based grandma.


How do these people get vaccines if they're triggered by medicine?

Spoiler

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

How do these people get vaccines if they're triggered by medicine?

They don't.

New Agey anti-vaxxers are just as common as evangelical Prod anti-vaxxers.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

They don't.

New Agey anti-vaxxers are just as common as evangelical Prod anti-vaxxers.

These aren't the vaccines give you autism type, on witchesvspatriarchy, there are many posts urging you to wear a mask, witchblr as well. I'm pretty sure you're thinking of the middle-aged essential oil moms demographic. This is the mid teen to young adult blm neon hair dye kind.

 

[Cool Dog]

So whats the average age in this group? I'm thinking teens but being tumblr it could be 40yo cat ladies forever stuck in their 16yo mental state

It's never Judaism or Islam it's always Christians. Why? Witch trials stopped centuries ago.

Because christianity has become the cuck religion anyone can make fun of without consequence

Dont like it? start burning witches and heretics like in the old days

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

So whats the average age in this group? I'm thinking teens but being tumblr it could be 40yo cat ladies

Because christianity has become the cuck religion anyone can make fun of without consequence

Dont like it? start burning witches and heretics like in the old days

16-25. That's just my guess. They aren't really on Tumblr anymore. Of course, the community there is sizable, but the site is just not as popular as it used to be. Tik Tok is where they congregate these days. Discord also has many young ones. Reddit witches are older, but majority not over fifty I think, mostly because they are always talking about how excited they are to be "crones". My guess is that hive mind site witches are above the age of 21, but below 45. Tik Tok ones 15-25, discord 13-20. Twitter is probably 10-40, which is a wide range, but everyone is on there.

 

[Cool Dog]

My guess is that they above the age of 21, but below 45.

Anyone who believes this shit past their teens should be on meds

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Anyone who believes this shit past their teens should be on meds

They are. Antidepressants mostly.

 

[Cool Dog]

They are. Antidepressants mostly.

Should be antipsychotics instead