DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Geralt of Rivia]

"Sorry we lost about half an hour of gameplay today"..

He really believes all this bullshit he spouts

Hours*, hours of gameplay. Even what's going on right now is already not sufficient quality.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Crying about how he needs a waypoint or a quest marker "or something". The King of Retro, ladies and gentlemen. He's an old school gamer.

All those years playing Diablo II in the 90's really on display.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Thread really blew up today, the fuck happened? Was the stream that disastrous?

Extreme amounts of stalling. Already asking his viewers for help during the character selection screen. He demonstrated huge amounts of boredom and unwillingness as he creeped through the tutorial as slowly as possible.
His StreamLabs account has ran into an issue (we're still speculating as to what it is) where he can't get paid anymore. Rather than fix it during his break or after the stream, motherfucker straight up leaves for half an hour trying to resolve it. Half an hour of a chair just sitting there on stream. No extra time spent streaming to reconcile this either.
He's barely done anything gameplay-wise, which is the hilarity of it all. He's putting this off worse than a child getting a shot at the doctor's.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Guess who the winner is this dood
Huhuhuh

 

[OJ Simpson]

Extreme amounts of stalling. Already asking his viewers for help during the character selection screen. He demonstrated huge amounts of boredom and unwillingness as he creeped through the tutorial as slowly as possible.
His StreamLabs account has ran into an issue (we're still speculating as to what it is) where he can't get paid anymore. Rather than fix it during his break or after the stream, motherfucker straight up leaves for half an hour trying to resolve it. Half an hour of a chair just sitting there on stream. No extra time spent streaming to reconcile this either.
He's barely done anything gameplay-wise, which is the hilarity of it all. He's putting this off worse than a child getting a shot at the doctor's.

Fucking Christ, seriously. I can't wrap my head around who is entertained by this dude, besides those of us who show up to watch the meltdown's. Couldn't figure it out 2 years ago, can't now.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Poor Kat the amount of ranting he is going to do during his break will be unreal

She won't hear it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Did he change this again? @tzgnilki 's post shows a minimum of 1$, but checking it right now it's at $1.30. The "Tip" button is also greyed out, so it forces you to put at least that much.

That amount was supposed to be a courtesy, not obligatory. Or am I missing something?

 

[Swirling weeb]

Fucking Christ, seriously. I can't wrap my head who is entertained by this dude, besides those of us who show up to watch the meltdown's. Couldn't figure out 2 years ago, can't now.

Considering every doxxed fan of his besides from planet Jeff is either handicapped or autistic or a coomer (hey Derich how ya doin man??) I have come to the conclusion that dsp is exclusively played for special Ed classrooms

 

[But I Digress]

Anyone else remember when Twitch would kick people for not showing video games or falling asleep on stream?

Twitch is in dire need of actual moderation.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Twitch is in dire need of actual moderation.

Can’t mate they are all busy looking at titty painters


Didn’t this faggot call himself the king of rpgs at one point? Loving his job like he says daily he loves what he does for a living guys

 

[Pargon]

Can’t mate they are all busy looking at titty painters

The one job where rabid reddit incels would be of use and we can't put them where they need to be.

This is what academics are talking about when they say that America has a national labor problem.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Thread really blew up today, the fuck happened? Was the stream that disastrous?

A. Yes
B. He finally "played" Divinity Original Sin 2 today

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Extreme amounts of stalling. Already asking his viewers for help during the character selection screen. He demonstrated huge amounts of boredom and unwillingness as he creeped through the tutorial as slowly as possible.
His StreamLabs account has ran into an issue (we're still speculating as to what it is) where he can't get paid anymore. Rather than fix it during his break or after the stream, motherfucker straight up leaves for half an hour trying to resolve it. Half an hour of a chair just sitting there on stream. No extra time spent streaming to reconcile this either.
He's barely done anything gameplay-wise, which is the hilarity of it all. He's putting this off worse than a child getting a shot at the doctor's.

That 10 year plan huh... Look at how he reacted today, he wont be able to get a real job, EVER! He clearly hates what he's doing now. He's currently bankrupt. This guy is so fucked for the future.

All his supporters can say is "trolls lost".. Meanwhile just take one look at the fucking guy, and what he's facing in the immediate future. Who's losing again??

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Guess who the winner is this dood
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It's the Year of the Pigroach! Looks like it's going great!

 

[Muppetmode]

Did he change this again? @tzgnilki 's post shows a minimum of 1$, but checking it right now it's at $1.30. The "Tip" button is also greyed out, so it forces you to put at least that much.
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That amount was supposed to be a courtesy, not obligatory. Or am I missing something?

That on the new paypage or the old one? If it’s the old one, he changed it when he was bitching about PayPal taking 30 cents or so out so pwdubs kept meming and tipping to make up for it. So pig greed made him set the minimum higher

 

[OJ Simpson]

That 10 year plan huh... Look at how he reacted today, he wont be able to get a real job, EVER! He clearly hates what he's doing now. He's currently bankrupt. This guy is so fucked for the future.

All his supporters can say is "trolls lost".. Meanwhile just take one look at the fucking guy, and what he's facing in the immediate future. Who's losing again??

Fortunately for DSP he got in early enough to make bank during the infancy of youtube and streaming when yt were throwing bags of money around and sponsorships were handed out like candy (still kinda are tbh), unfortunately he got into it so early, that there wasn't enough empirical data to go off of of how to tread these new murky waters.

Dude is fucked and never had a backup plan. And here we are.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

It's the Year of the Pigroach! Looks like it's going great!

It's only going great if his goal was to transform into this guy:

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Didn’t this faggot call himself the king of rpgs at one point? Loving his job like he says daily he loves what he does for a living guys

That's the face of a monetary wolverine loss.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That's the face of a monetary wolverine loss.

Dsp potentially lost 3.4 hogan puds today, the e-peen loss is unacceptable.

How dare streamlabs deprive him of precious cybercock!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fortunately for DSP he got in early enough to make bank during the infancy of youtube and streaming when yt were throwing bags of money around and sponsorships were handed out like candy (still kinda are tbh), unfortunately he got into it so early, that there wasn't enough empirical data to go off of of how to tread these new murky waters.

Dude is fucked and never had a backup plan. And here we are.

And he learned nothing from it and didn't save a single fucking penny.
The value of a dollar discussion clearly never happened in Chez Burnell.