Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online

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Which member of the Pamspiracy does Pam secretly want to fuck the most?


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@DocHoliday1977 I'm done compiling the information. I've worked hard to sink you. This is the second hardest thing I've worked on all day. All that's left is to find the shittiest phone camera in the house and upload the evidence. Tick tock tick tock.
Don't forget to waste a bunch of printer ink printing out your random screenshots, take pictures of them with your shitty phone camera, THEN upload them to the Farms. That's a super important step to establishing your case that absolutely doesn't make you look like a crazy retard.
 
@DocHoliday1977 I'm done compiling the information. I've worked hard to sink you. This is the second hardest thing I've worked on all day. All that's left is to find the shittiest phone camera in the house and upload the evidence. Tick tock tick tock.

So what you are saying is that you are creating fake evidence to make my account look worthless?

I have email signatures and I haven't posted eveything.
 
Still have never seen you naked.
And you never will. I do crazy but not fat, troonish, retarded AND crazy.
@DocHoliday1977 I'm done compiling the information. I've worked hard to sink you. This is the second hardest thing I've worked on all day. All that's left is to find the shittiest phone camera in the house and upload the evidence. Tick tock tick tock.
I expect at least 4 cartridges of black ink for your thesis statement alone.
 
Should have taken those prenatals.

Shes actually Mahli Sullivan

Must we go over this again? It's me, Monty from "Waiting", Ryan Reynolds. Clearly the only high stat you have is a super buffed BMI.

I may have lost weight but I could kick your ass.
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This is it @DocHoliday1977 I used all of the black ink and Crayola in the house, but it was worth it. This is a day that will live in infamy. The day that Tony Robbins completely REKT Pamela Swain.


Ew, Tony Robbins is so ugly his memes literally give me the chills.

.........crayons
 
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Well, now that we have the Wheel of Delusion game, and actual Pammy Swain fan art, how about a theme song? I've had this one bouncing around in my head for a while, so time to get the autism out!

With apologies to Jonathan Coulton:
Harvey is so in love with Pammy
At least all the voices tell her so
And while she thinks that he’s a very special rapist
It’s more Hillary she’d rather have a go
But a lifetime of loneliness
Has spawned all these delusions
Good thing no one wants her anyways

(Chorus)
Pam Swain is Pam Swain crazy
Just be glad it’s her not you
If you had Pam Swain’s ugly
You might be Pam Swain crazy too
You would chimp out on Kiwi Farms
And file nonsense lawsuits
But everyone else on planet Earth
Would know you’re a schizo tard, oh yeah
They'd know you’re a schizo tard

Pam Swain is always getting fatter
She knows she’ll never be employed again
And when Pam Swain looks back over her shoulder
She imagines stalkers in black vans
She knows someday she’ll end up as
An old and homeless vagrant
While celebrities still won’t know she exists

(Chorus)

Pam Swain hopes someday she’ll score some millions
Because she’s detached from reality
Somehow she still just doesn’t get it
Poor Pam Swain can’t comprehend the law
And the real world refuses to reward her
Based on random screenshots and lies
Only Kiwi Farms knows her name
Everybody mocks her
Why is it she won’t turn off her phone?

(Chorus)
 
Well, now that we have the Wheel of Delusion game, and actual Pammy Swain fan art, how about a theme song? I've had this one bouncing around in my head for a while, so time to get the autism out!

With apologies to Jonathan Coulton:
Harvey is so in love with Pammy
At least all the voices tell her so
And while she thinks that he’s a very special rapist
It’s more Hillary she’d rather have a go
But a lifetime of loneliness
Has spawned all these delusions
Good thing no one wants her anyways

(Chorus)
Pam Swain is Pam Swain crazy
Just be glad it’s her not you
If you had Pam Swain’s ugly
You might be Pam Swain crazy too
You would chimp out on Kiwi Farms
And file nonsense lawsuits
But everyone else on planet Earth
Would know you’re a schizo tard, oh yeah
They'd know you’re a schizo tard

Pam Swain is always getting fatter
She knows she’ll never be employed again
And when Pam Swain looks back over her shoulder
She imagines stalkers in black vans
She knows someday she’ll end up as
An old and homeless vagrant
While celebrities still won’t know she exists

(Chorus)

Pam Swain hopes someday she’ll score some millions
Because she’s detached from reality
Somehow she still just doesn’t get it
Poor Pam Swain can’t comprehend the law
And the real world refuses to reward her
Based on random screenshots and lies
Only Kiwi Farms knows her name
Everybody mocks her
Why is it she won’t turn off her phone?

(Chorus)
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Well, now that we have the Wheel of Delusion game, and actual Pammy Swain fan art, how about a theme song? I've had this one bouncing around in my head for a while, so time to get the autism out!

With apologies to Jonathan Coulton:
Harvey is so in love with Pammy
At least all the voices tell her so
And while she thinks that he’s a very special rapist
It’s more Hillary she’d rather have a go
But a lifetime of loneliness
Has spawned all these delusions
Good thing no one wants her anyways

(Chorus)
Pam Swain is Pam Swain crazy
Just be glad it’s her not you
If you had Pam Swain’s ugly
You might be Pam Swain crazy too
You would chimp out on Kiwi Farms
And file nonsense lawsuits
But everyone else on planet Earth
Would know you’re a schizo tard, oh yeah
They'd know you’re a schizo tard

Pam Swain is always getting fatter
She knows she’ll never be employed again
And when Pam Swain looks back over her shoulder
She imagines stalkers in black vans
She knows someday she’ll end up as
An old and homeless vagrant
While celebrities still won’t know she exists

(Chorus)

Pam Swain hopes someday she’ll score some millions
Because she’s detached from reality
Somehow she still just doesn’t get it
Poor Pam Swain can’t comprehend the law
And the real world refuses to reward her
Based on random screenshots and lies
Only Kiwi Farms knows her name
Everybody mocks her
Why is it she won’t turn off her phone?

(Chorus)

Still ripping off other people's songs.
 
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