Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)
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Thank you.
I'm just waiting for this guy to have a stroke on live TV.
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Oh no, how terrible that federal agencies are doing whatever they want in defiance of the President's wishes. If only you had been this concerned while it was happening under Trump you damn dangerhair troon.
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You really gotta wonder how much of Bidens run was motivated by ego and power and how much was motivated by guys in a backroom taking him aside and saying "If you don't run and make Harris your VP we are going to reveal every dirty deed you did as a Senator and VP and your kids are going down with you". The guy might have wanted to retire and just play golf or Mario Kart for the rest of his life and found himself at metaphorical gunpoint by a bunch of corrupt politicians and corporate suits, forced to be the fall guy for everything the Establishment wanted rammed through before Queen Kamala swoops in to save the day.
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This is the greatest fucking thing I've seen today. Don't care if this is old, or if they got unsuspended; the fact this happened at all fills me with immense joy.
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I mean, you got people saying the real plan is Harris/Pelosi after Biden flushes MAGA out of the system and AOC being groomed to be the next person to lead America to progressive utopia. Like American Thinker.
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Radical Cadre
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I shit out a better position on immigration last night while half drunk on the Kiwi Farms. What's Merrick Garland's fucking excuse?
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Nigga we've been fucked since November
we're fucked aren't we
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So?
Trump ordered Cali and NY to follow TX and FL's leads and help ICE, they refused and you cheered them on.
Live by the gun, die by the gun.
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This is the candlelit vigil for all the people who died from Corona.
Garm
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I'll repeat what I yelled at my TV:
"Where is my 2000 dollars you fuck?!"
Radical Cadre
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Trump's people were way better at this.
Mainly in that they wouldn't have done a fucking lame candlelight vigil at the White House. There would have been star wipes and cool action music over b-roll. The bitches love star wipes.
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Now that you look at it, the one in power ain't Kamala at all. It's Biden's wife.
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Looks nice, but couldn't have cost more than $500, 3 interns, and an hour to set up.
That's as far as this guy goes for empty virtue signalling.
You'd think that with having the entire media in your pocket, they'd have an event with Lady Gaga & whatever hispanic rapper singing in homage, Salma Hayek offering backstage blowjobs for charity, and Dave Bautista & The Rock shilling every commercial break for Joe and the dead non-stop.
Cheap fucks.
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The right has been "talking about it" since his campaign. Nothing Biden has done surprises anyone with half a brain.
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Nigga I just wanted my 2000 dollars
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"Let them eat wax!" President Joe Biden, 2021
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If Joe Biden were in a retirement home, I could totally imagine him playing a game of Mad Libs, and these subtitles would be the first thing he writes under the blanks.
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