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I give it like, 3-5 streams, max. Could be wrong, but these games are the antithesis for what Phil considers "fun".
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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If he raged quit persona 3 on easy there ain’t no way in god’s green earth he’s gonna get to the halfway point in 3 hours he only got his character done
Water torture is more fun
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This is where I'm at. How many hours did he put into Morrowind before having it trail off into obscurity? I'd say this gets 25% of that. There's no way this is going to make it past March. I knew he was going to stall and bullshit but he really fucking blew me away with less than an hour of actual gameplay time all stream. Like that takes such dedication to not playing.
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Not to mention, if he continues getting low pahsitive khantribootions, gives him even more reason to trash the game ASAP. I'm positive he's looking for any excuse he can to get out of playing this game.
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Wendy's hired Chris at one point.
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DSP's streams only have to be fun for DSP because DSP is the only one that matters. Fun being retard easy games like Mario or hitting tips goals.
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Just noticed after watching the end of the stream. Phil is sitting in his chair shaking, but then he starts falling asleep and the shaking stops until he wakes himself up again.
Maybe it's the camera quality making it look like this, and if thats the case then egg on my face. JUST. TAKE. A. LOOK. AT. THIS!
https://youtu.be/72YgdmLNyZw?t=19930 Timestamp 5:32:10.
It's bizare to watch a grown ass man in retard outfit just falling asleep like that infront of thousands of viewers.
Maybe it's the camera quality making it look like this, and if thats the case then egg on my face. JUST. TAKE. A. LOOK. AT. THIS!
https://youtu.be/72YgdmLNyZw?t=19930 Timestamp 5:32:10.
It's bizare to watch a grown ass man in retard outfit just falling asleep like that infront of thousands of viewers.
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9 dollars an hour isn't enough for phil to add more statues to his collection of useless shit
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He's obviously bored by the game, we can all see that. But boring can be okay for Phil. This is the laziest faggot on the internet after all. He can snooze his way through a "boring" game as long as his wheel chairs keep tipping.
What gets him to drop games like this is the mirror it puts on him. Phil HATES looking like the retard laughing stock to the internet (because he knows that's what he is). Things that confuse him make him angry. He's like a infant chimp who goes off the fucking rail after it curiously picks up a bug or something and it stings him.
He'll drop the damn thing and scream about how fucking terrible it is.
What gets him to drop games like this is the mirror it puts on him. Phil HATES looking like the retard laughing stock to the internet (because he knows that's what he is). Things that confuse him make him angry. He's like a infant chimp who goes off the fucking rail after it curiously picks up a bug or something and it stings him.
He'll drop the damn thing and scream about how fucking terrible it is.
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Chris's dedication to the Merge alone displays a level of commitment and imagination Phil could only ever hope to aspire.
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Nah, you're right. Old man tendencies starting to creep in. Probably still drinks ovaltine too.
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Why am I not surprised that this is how retarded his viewers are? Top-down perspective automatically equals mobile game now.
I do wonder: how the fuck could he spend so much money and not have anything to show? He's probably made what, 2 million dollars in his life? Before his forties. And his net worth is what, 300k at most? Just how?
You can say it's gacha, but it can't be only that. I know he used to go to hotels with Leanna, but I don't believe it was something that would justify so much money being pissed away.
The only explanation I have is that Phil used to spend almost every dollar he made on food. If you eat out every single day and not care about the price, while also paying for another person, I guess that could explain it. But you'd need to be insanely bad with money to do that.
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Phil struggled with Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario 64 and Super Mario World 2. He can't even beat the retarded easy games without struggling
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"REALLY GUYS I could really use some help with tips tonight"
He got like 120$ not counting cheers, right? WHY do you need help?
He got like 120$ not counting cheers, right? WHY do you need help?
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Resembles an opiate addict nodding off.
EDIT: Left a previous comment in on accident.
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One of the first things I learned about scammers is that everything's always THE BIGGEST AND MOST SEVERE DISASTER with them.
There's never a moment to breathe; if the person wasn't lying out their ass, you could feel sorry for them. That's what they want: To feed off the generosity of gullible people. Good thing Phil's only successful with a few autistic wheelchairs. It's just awful how Phil exploits a few autistic wheelchairs.
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No, his net worth is below zero. They don't let you file for bankruptcy if you can afford to pay your bills or have any significant savings.
As to what he did with the $2 million, he blew it. On nothing.
Here is an example, except DSP didn't even have any "fun" with it.
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Going on a pretend date with a video game character? That makes him embarrassed and uncomfortable.
Falling asleep on the job while wearing an autistic life jacket and Blu-Blocker sunglasses? Meh, doesn't care.
Falling asleep on the job while wearing an autistic life jacket and Blu-Blocker sunglasses? Meh, doesn't care.
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