DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Cletus Kasady]

I like how his attempt at a flex just came off as creepy. "Look guys there's a girl in my house!" DSP is a real Chad Thundercock.

If he's a Chad then I'm D B Cooper.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Sounds like tonight is a big yikes for the king of hate, you hate to see the monarchy fall

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Oh mate I'm very upset with Philip, fucking livid I am.
He will spray his poor son Jasper FOR FREE, but he wants 100$ to spray HIMSELF in the face.
Imagine if he gave Jasper 100$ for every spray. First he scammed him out of his front claws and now out of spray money, bloody shocking behaviour.

I hope this isn't the start of some autistic Pay2Spray gimmick.

 

[PieceofShet]

What kinda excuse is "he touched me, he screwed me over. That moron."
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ITS FALL GUYS! Thats the point of the game.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Fall Guys is finally on the wage-cutting block for next week..... RIP

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What kinda excuse is "he touched me, he screwed me over. That moron."
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ITS FALL GUYS! Thats the point of the game.

Because those stupid immature uneducated kids don't know they're currently playing with Gamer King DSP with a 12 year old legacy of Gaming Greatness so they were supposed to stand in awe of his splendor and let him win.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Oh mate I'm very upset with Philip, fucking livid I am.
He will spray his poor son Jasper FOR FREE, but he wants 100$ to spray HIMSELF in the face.
Imagine if he gave Jasper 100$ for every spray. First he scammed him out of his front claws and now out of spray money, bloody shocking behaviour.

I hope this isn't the start of some autistic Pay2Spray gimmick.

Someone needs to contact PAYTA. (He pronounced PETA that way.)

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

He has been advised to save scum in Divinity, which on it's own might have saved the playthrough.

Because those stupid immature uneducated kids don't know they're currently playing with Gamer King DSP with a 12 year old legacy of Gaming Greatness so they were supposed to stand in awe of his splendor and let him win.

Plus, if they don't he'll slap them

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This clip from today's pre stream made me lose my shit
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Remember this is the same guy that forced "Human Milk" to become a meme

 

[FormerPro]

I give it about 2 more years before Phil's Twitch is essentially a modern day crowd-funded equivalent to Bumfights in terms of how willing he will be to embarrass himself for money.

"Thank you to Jakileez for the $35 tip which means we have reached the tips goal for today's stream. Mods please put up a poll of which body part the stream chat would like me to staple this sachet of ketchup to."

 

[Crooked 16th]

I predicted that if it gets really bad for Phil he will drag Kat out or have her involved in some sort of tips goal, With any disregard for how she feels about being on stream he'll make her do it. "Ok guys if we hit $75 Kat will come and hang out with us for the remainder of the stream"

 

[hundredthousand]

How much for Derich to spray on Phil's face?

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

How much for Derich to spray on Phil's face?

I reckon Phil would do it after 10 streams in a row of sub $10 tips. He'd just lie back and think of the Hulkster. Crying while singing "Real American"

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I give it about 2 more years before Phil's Twitch is essentially a modern day crowd-funded equivalent to Bumfights in terms of how willing he will be to embarrass himself for money.

"Thank you to Jakileez for the $35 tip which means we have reached the tips goal for today's stream. Mods please put up a poll of which body part the stream chat would like me to staple this sachet of ketchup to."

I disagree, only because Phil is too lazy/boring to stoop that low. So far, his genius ideas for making money include: Wearing a vest. Wearing a second vest. Putting on glasses. Eating skittles. Spinning in a chair (?). And I guess, if we're being generous, naming a Pokemon after you/putting up a sign in Minecraft. Technically, the one successful one, vest streak, wasn't even Phil suggested, it was really his audience pushing for it. And, with all these, he's often been too lazy or half-assed to properly follow through on them. The spray bottle is surprising, but still not anything that's actually bad or inconveniences him.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I give it about 2 more years before Phil's Twitch is essentially a modern day crowd-funded equivalent to Bumfights in terms of how willing he will be to embarrass himself for money.

"Thank you to Jakileez for the $35 tip which means we have reached the tips goal for today's stream. Mods please put up a poll of which body part the stream chat would like me to staple this sachet of ketchup to."

I'm not against it. Would definitely liven things up a bit. Desperation is a son of a bitch.

"Alright well Khat just punched me bare-knuckled and it shattered my nose huh-huh*blood snort*. We're still 23 dollars short of the tips goal though. If you guys want to see me wear the platinum chaps tonight get in those donations."

 

[tomstone]

I would consider tipping phil to spray himself with the bottle if it had battery acid in it

 

[tzgnilki]

I would consider tipping phil to spray himself with the bottle if it had battery acid in it

wouldn't be surprised if twitch sjws assumed it had window cleaner in it and banned him for self harm lol

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I'll pay Phil to spray water on his spaghetti tangle of wires, particularly around the area where they're plugged into the wall socket.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I would consider tipping phil to spray himself with the bottle if it had battery acid in it

“These mentally ill no life little dick losers over on kiwi farms *thumbs door* are joking about me hurting myself! That’s not a funny fucking meme dood”

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Simply disgusting that president Biden held a press conference and all he did was whine about the 500,000 dead Americans from Covid.

HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THAT PHIL'S STREAMLABS IS DOWN!!!

#notmypresident