DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[ReentryPhantom]

Okay I checked a bunch of Streamlabs links and aluddapeepol have been saying that Streamlabs has been banning accounts this week and it seems like the pigroach did really catch a banhammer since other streamlabs sites from various people I checked were still up. His page displays the same error message as the streamlabs pages of people that I've seen bitch about getting banned. However, the difference is that all the other channels that got banned and complained about it were political channels, Phil is the exception here. He may have accidentally been caught in the crossfire or streamlabs was finally done with the amount of chargebacks or fake tips or whatever that he's getting.
Shame it was just a middleman site like streamlabs since those can be easily replaced (I mean fuck he switched to StreamElements as soon as someone told him to do it), if his payment processor Paypal got the same idea to lock his account down for suspicious activity that would really make him feel like a pig in the slaughterhouse. Maybe they'll follow suit soon but that's a big

I can't wait for the inevitable PayPal ban, and his fans will have to donate using cashapp or venmo.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

no credit for what is it ten years?

Phils assholes ganna be puckering whenever something goes down or he gets a ban

great times ahead

Before he could just put all his "bills" on credit, and not pay his credit card debt, and the only downside is the interest on the card payments. Now if he doesn't pay his bills, things are going to start coming past due, services will be shut off, and emergencies will have to be dealt with, without any cash up-front or financial support.

All those Twitter begposts of trans nonbinary latinx teenagers about to be kicked out of their home and need money? That's Phil now. Every stream is just one giant begpost.

EDIT: And I'm sure at this point his mortgage payments are starting to really cut into his gambling money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Major guilt tripping again.
"I feel like I failed to put out a fun, quality stream for you guys. It's my fault"
34/100

Reminder he got 120$ in tips and more in subs and bits earlier today.

But that's the way you should feel everyday Phail

I think in all the time I've been following DSP, he has never played along with a single joke once.

Not even an attempt at some sort of funny reply. Just 'fuck you', LIMB.

Well, since he didn't make it, it can't be funny.

Offering to spray himself with his water bottle if he reaches the tip goal............ Are we going to get a low effort version of Jackass from Phil?
Alright everybody if we reach the 200 dollar tip goal -snort- I will take a shower without my stool. If we hit the tips goal for a whole month, I will drive on the highway for 3 minutes while livestreaming it.

You've always gotten the low effort and he is a jackass.

Don't pop an aneurysm today reading the farms. Hi Phail!

 

[tzgnilki]

Okay I checked a bunch of Streamlabs links and aluddapeepol have been saying that Streamlabs has been banning accounts this week and it seems like the pigroach did really catch a banhammer since other streamlabs sites from various people I checked were still up. His page displays the same error message as the streamlabs pages of people that I've seen bitch about getting banned. However, the difference is that all the other channels that got banned and complained about it were political channels, Phil is the exception here. He may have accidentally been caught in the crossfire or streamlabs was finally done with the amount of chargebacks or fake tips or whatever that he's getting.
Shame it was just a middleman site like streamlabs since those can be easily replaced (I mean fuck he switched to StreamElements as soon as someone told him to do it), if his payment processor Paypal got the same idea to lock his account down for suspicious activity that would really make him feel like a pig in the slaughterhouse. Maybe they'll follow suit soon but that's a big

considering most "fake tips" were non verified, "anonymous check-out" tips, it sounds like it falls into the lap of streamlabs

he never covered the fees immediately and would let the balance sit in the red until someone else covered it, meanwhile the money that was charged back-was sitting safe in his bank account and never really returned, or at best-returned a day or two late

if he was leaving his paypal on a negative balance, we can only assume he was doing the same for the streamlabs balance, and that could be a tos violation

in the tos it even specifies "immediately", and using a negative balance as a line of credit was probably becoming an issue, I can only assume it looks bad on the books cause if he isn't covering the fees, it has to come from somewhere, and it puts streamlabs in a position where they're now paying his chargebacks, & waiting for him to cover his own chargebacks

if the tips were coming from stolen cards, he wasn't entitled to that money in the first place, and there's no reason he can't pay it back, so he wanted to keep money from stolen cards and let streamlabs cover the chargeback?

no doubt they gave him more than enough time to sort his shit out, and I think when he first started leaning into the verifird tips only meme, that was probably streamlabs on his ass about everything

he got away with it once, so just assumed streamlabs would be his own personal pay-day-loan service forever

it's not scamming, it's business

edit: just wanted to add, even nancy pressed him about money that came from streamlabs, that would be the streamlabs balance, probably money from instant check-out tips

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source of streamlabs tos if anyone cares

 

[Canned Bread]

I can't wait for the inevitable PayPal ban, and his fans will have to donate using cashapp or venmo.

Not a chance. With very few exceptions, PayPal doesn't ban people unless:
A: They are under 18.
B: The account is used for illegal activity (Such as actual bank fraud, not some nobody on Twitch scamming his fans).
C: They are, under their definitions, part of the alt-right.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

C: They are, under their definitions, part of the alt-right.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

considering most "fake tips" were non verified, "anonymous check-out" tips, it sounds like it falls into the lap of streamlabs

he never covered the fees immediately and would let the balance sit in the red until someone else covered it, meanwhile the money that was charged back-was sitting safe in his bank account and never really returned, or at best-returned a day or two late

if he was leaving his paypal on a negative balance, we can only assume he was doing the same for the streamlabs balance, and that could be a tos violation

in the tos it even specifies "immediately", and using a negative balance as a line of credit was probably becoming an issue, I can only assume it looks bad on the books cause if he isn't covering the fees, it has to come from somewhere, and it puts streamlabs in a position where they're now paying his chargebacks, & waiting for him to cover his own chargebacks

if the tips were coming from stolen cards, he wasn't entitled to that money in the first place, and there's no reason he can't pay it back, so he wanted to keep money from stolen cards and let streamlabs cover the chargeback?

no doubt they gave him more than enough time to sort his shit out, and I think when he first started leaning into the verifird tips only meme, that was probably streamlabs on his ass about everything

he got away with it once, so just assumed streamlabs would be his own personal pay-day-loan service forever

it's not scamming, it's business

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source of streamlabs tos if anyone cares

It never even occurred to me that if DSP got a chargeback from Streamlabs, which paid him immediately, that he would be on the hook for the amount. And then since it's Phil he's obviously going to have spent that shit immediately, putting Streamlabs on the hook. Put that way, it's no wonder they didn't cut his shit off sooner.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Not a chance. With very few exceptions, PayPal doesn't ban people unless:
A: They are under 18.
B: The account is used for illegal activity (Such as actual bank fraud, not some nobody on Twitch scamming his fans).
C: They are, under their definitions, part of the alt-right.

With the amount of chargebacks and fake tips he claims he's getting his accounts are way overdue for getting frozen and for Paypal to investigate just what the fuck is going on with him. Even if the pigroach luck prevails in the end and his Paypal accounts get unfrozen, the few days where he wouldn't be able to access Paypal and get that sweet, sweet gacha money from tips would give us such great entertainment. I mean fuck you've seen the comedy on display when he found out that his streamlabs wasn't working yesterday on the Divinity 2 stream.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Put on a vest in the hot Seattle climate
Spun around 360 degrees in a Chair
Sprayed childrens Bubbles without adult supervsion
Spraying water in his own face

His highest-priced gimmicks involve wearing funny clothes, doing funny spins, spraying bubbles, and spraying himself in the face.
The man who claims everyone else on his platform are muppet clowns has a repertoire of actual clown tricks.

I also like that on the earlier stream, he went on a tirade about people who did the ALS icebucket challenge being clout chasing assholes who should have just donated or shut up, nevermind the idea that it was being done to raise awareness and successfully prompted millions in donations.
Then on the later stream, he asks for $100 to spray himself in the face with water.
So it's ok to splash yourself with water on camera so long as it is to raise money for your groceries/gacha addiction, but if you do it for charity, you're a bad person. Only complete selfishness justifies such a thing.

Yesterday was just obscene in so many ways.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Would he flip his shit if people started sending him job application forms?

 

[Pargon]

Would he flip his shit if people started sending him job application forms?

No. Phil only cares about money. He will initiate Clown Mode no matter how much people troll him if he's making bank.

Also, obligatory "if you do this do not post about it here".

 

[Very Honest Content]

9 dollars an hour isn't enough for phil to add more statues to his collection of useless shit

Great news then! WA state; $13.69 an hour minimum wage, Seattle if you work McD's, another three bucks an hour for a $16.69 total. Kat raking it in stocking shelves and doesn't have to put up with online trolling, just real life .

 

[Full Race Replay]

Great news then! WA state; $13.69 an hour minimum wage, Seattle if you work McD's, another three bucks an hour for a $16.69 total. Kat raking it in stocking shelves and doesn't have to put up with online trolling, just real life .

Imagine moving to a state with 13$ minimum wage for your streaming job.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Imagine moving to a state with 13$ minimum wage for your streaming job.

I'm not sure it was set there when he moved first of all, but I did the math and 8 hours times current minimum wage equals....$109.52. Seems to be right about what the tips goal met pre paypal charges removed would end up netting to me? How he figures the late stream should essentially double the hourly rake in though I still can't figure out, so I'm just chalking it up to autism too and moving on to laughing at the paypigs with their pet pigroach relationship.

 

[Iron Hamster]

so he wanted to keep money from stolen cards and let streamlabs cover the chargeback?

Oh, he thinks all the processors should.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm not sure it was set there when he moved first of all, but I did the math and 8 hours times current minimum wage equals....$109.52. Seems to be right about what the tips goal met pre paypal charges removed would end up netting to me? How he figures the late stream should essentially double the hourly rake in though I still can't figure out, so I'm just chalking it up to autism too and moving on to laughing at the paypigs with their pet pigroach relationship.

He wouldn't last a week at a fast food joint. Imagine him having to actually turn up on time, take a break when his supervisor says he can, or deal with a customer angry that their order is taking too long.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

His highest-priced gimmicks involve wearing funny clothes, doing funny spins, spraying bubbles, and spraying himself in the face.
The man who claims everyone else on his platform are muppet clowns has a repertoire of actual clown tricks.

I also like that on the earlier stream, he went on a tirade about people who did the ALS icebucket challenge being clout chasing assholes who should have just donated or shut up, nevermind the idea that it was being done to raise awareness and successfully prompted millions in donations.
Then on the later stream, he asks for $100 to spray himself in the face with water.
So it's ok to splash yourself with water on camera so long as it is to raise money for your groceries/gacha addiction, but if you do it for charity, you're a bad person. Only complete selfishness justifies such a thing.

Yesterday was just obscene in so many ways.

I don't know why it took this long for it to dawn on me on how absolutely pathetic of a person he is. Maybe DOS2 finally made me more aware because of how god awful he is all around.

If we are to go by what he considers his "business" hours for his stream from 10:30am-4:00pm, there was about maybe 30-45 minutes of actual gameplay this time if you don't count the initial set up. This fuckin' monkey sat there in a chair, after getting paid to play it in the first place, picking his nose, expecting to get paid even more. His so called "love for the vidya games and hanging out" just does not exist at all.

Despite how funny and ridiculous the situation was, he just wasted a lot of time doing nothing. This is what he considers hours of work he loves to claim to do per year. This is just terrible ethics all around.

And boy, I didn't even get to his second stream. Now I'm hearing that he wants to sit there and spray water on his face to meet another $100 tips goal, for the second time of the day? His greed is way too strong now that it completely overwhelms the point of videogame streaming into an actual charity.

 

[Honzou]

I can't wait for the inevitable PayPal ban, and his fans will have to donate using cashapp or venmo.

Vest streaking now on Phil's onlyfans

 

[Pargon]

Vest streaking now on Phil's onlyfans

Several people have said he has the tits to be an ethot. If he could just embrace the bear within I'm sure there are wealthy twinks out there who'd be willing to see him ahem sweat.

 

[gaarashatan]

Simply disgusting that president Biden held a press conference and all he did was whine about the 500,000 dead Americans from Covid.

HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THAT PHIL'S STREAMLABS IS DOWN!!!

#notmypresident

could you imagine though if biden did have words about phil.
omg, that shit would be the most epic arc ever. phil would not stop whining about it constantly for days and whenever it was brought up even if it was 20 yrs later