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We all wish his dog had had thicker skin. Or thicker fur.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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We all wish his dog had had thicker skin. Or thicker fur.
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Diverse swaths of the population are all drawn to the same party, and of course the unifying reason for all those millions of people must be self-hatred. No projection here.
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Joh...um, Bri Bri knows a lot of transgender people.
They get into macho stuff like cars and knives???? say it ain't so
hey! I wonder if John noticed he appropriated transpeople to assume MtF
John's complaining about "makework' in games!?! *cough* rev60 had actual, literal, objective definable makework (the typing tutor and button mashing tasks didn't change anything that happened in game, you couldn't fail, it just stalled til you did it...makework)
They get into macho stuff like cars and knives???? say it ain't so
hey! I wonder if John noticed he appropriated transpeople to assume MtF
John's complaining about "makework' in games!?! *cough* rev60 had actual, literal, objective definable makework (the typing tutor and button mashing tasks didn't change anything that happened in game, you couldn't fail, it just stalled til you did it...makework)
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I'm surprised Johnny didn't shoehorn something in there about his gay black Republican friend.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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couple of questions as gen-you-wine as a Mississippi John slugburger
OK, it's not a big mystery that John is a twitter addict, but I don't think I realized the full depth....John had to install his new car entertainment system for twitter as he admitted he can't stop himself from checking it while driving!
[it's in his rocket podcast, I talked about it maybe a dozen posts back]
now it may be I have a new sense at how truly fucked up John is (I didn't think that would be possible) but looking at the last few posts where John projects about shitty makework games and trannies self-hating (shit, John actively suppresses the troonth about himself).
Q : Are John's malfunctions getting worse?
In rate?
In severity?
The driving home in pitch black got me b/c it's compound.
-He's lying about the pitch black. He has street lights where he is.
-*IF* he is lying only about the severity of the darkness and actually DID drive home without headlights at night, he just admitted to doing something illegal, reckless, and dangerous to not just himself, but others.
I mean, if he's going to say self-aggrandizing bullshit, shouldn't it at least be
a) plausible and b) self-complimentary and not bragging that he's a shithead that is willing to endanger other people!?!
Just seems to me like reality is a fading memory for Johnnie
Q : does he believe his own bullshit?
I mean, is it all an act and he realizes it's a fantasy, but the asspats feel good and the $ is nice OR is John actually delusional?
OK, it's not a big mystery that John is a twitter addict, but I don't think I realized the full depth....John had to install his new car entertainment system for twitter as he admitted he can't stop himself from checking it while driving!
[it's in his rocket podcast, I talked about it maybe a dozen posts back]
now it may be I have a new sense at how truly fucked up John is (I didn't think that would be possible) but looking at the last few posts where John projects about shitty makework games and trannies self-hating (shit, John actively suppresses the troonth about himself).
Q : Are John's malfunctions getting worse?
In rate?
In severity?
The driving home in pitch black got me b/c it's compound.
-He's lying about the pitch black. He has street lights where he is.
-*IF* he is lying only about the severity of the darkness and actually DID drive home without headlights at night, he just admitted to doing something illegal, reckless, and dangerous to not just himself, but others.
I mean, if he's going to say self-aggrandizing bullshit, shouldn't it at least be
a) plausible and b) self-complimentary and not bragging that he's a shithead that is willing to endanger other people!?!
Just seems to me like reality is a fading memory for Johnnie
Q : does he believe his own bullshit?
I mean, is it all an act and he realizes it's a fantasy, but the asspats feel good and the $ is nice OR is John actually delusional?
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That gay black Republican friend is now trans (so not gay anymore) and in the military. He's whatever John needs to be, except he's not real.
Grand Fucktard
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I kind of suspect it's a narcissistic butfer justification where in his deranged noodle, the lies are the fictions that highlights their underlying truth .
think about that picture of the broken game handheld that was fake b/c the real one wasn't "compelling" - so he was just showing on the outside the "truth" of the inside
Butfer the fact that waterdamage is internal, the game would look trashed
butfer the last owner miswiring the Porsche John could have diagnosed a problem (and certainly didn't create one by rewiring stuff)
butfer his political duties John would restore the car himself
butfer Gamergate, his dog wouldnt the a pupsicle
The troon aspect is fun
butfer having a dick he's a woman -- so wearing a dress was the lie that told the truth
til dikchop, then
butfer John being a "woman", his game development career would have him in the pantheon of 21st century digital media where he belongs
butfer being "just a girl" men wold respect his ultimate race-driving and mechanic skills
See, the world has been deeply unfair to John, so his twitter secondlife is a 'more accurate representation' of what is within him and what life should be if he got a fair shake of his former wang (his current wang is named wu)
[crosstroon]
now that I think about it. a lot of troons are that way. Tim devi-Ever talked about how his anime avatar thigns are 'more who he is' between temper tantrums.
ADF is a supersoldier at heart and would be if he could do at least 1 push up
Sophie is a gay underage diaper..goat? if it weren't for that damn genome and time
Zinnia is a math prodigy or would be butfer all the abuse of highschool
[/crosstroon]
and of course theyve ALL been held back from the glory of their true selves by their abusive family and ex
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NormieCasual
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So if your "queer" you're only republican to feel normal. God forbid that someone is conservative and "queer" because actually, all "queer" people want and believe the same thing. If not it's just their internalise sexism/homophobia/transphobia/racism.
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You're obligated to hold particular political beliefs by reason of your identity and if you dare deviate from that by even an iota, your membership in the minority group is revoked.
Sort of like how a white man like Joe Biden can revoke your blackness.
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Genteel 43 year old woman John Flynt will tackle your fucking ass on the court, bitch.
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So here's a fun little chart to look at:
Granted, this is an aggregate of multiple studies from around the world, so this won't be entirely accurate when pared down to a single country like the US (whose population is going to be a bit taller on average). And of course, this is not to say that tall women don't exist, but it goes to show that if someone is 6'2", they're overwhelmingly more likely to be male than female.
But here's where it gets funnier. Remember this old gem?
Here's John standing next to Janet Reno, who actually is 6'2". This would put John at 6'3" or 6'4", a height that is still within two standard deviations of the average male height, but way unlikely for females. I know we shrink as we age, but I don't think Johnny boy's lost two inches already. One wonders if he realized how abnormal his height was for a "woman" and decided to start pretending he was shorter to compensate. Ridiculous how much he lies about, but fun to laugh at.
At least he's not lying about the corpse-like glow.
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Imagine doing all that because that's exactly what John did: imagine it, that is.
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the jokes write themselves
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I was on my phone 5 ot 6 hours straight.
Talking? No, I was on there browsing facebook, twitter, and whatever pay-to-win shit is en vogue.
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How many "events" has John attended?
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Or any sport, for that matter. Not because John is tall, but because he can't win at anything he can't have Frank throw his money at, and will blame his ass-whooping on "muh soggy knees", "mansplaining", and "googlegrate" until the heat death of the Universe.
Sorry for the double post, BUT I HAD TO
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There were a few actual political events he went to. According to @W person cow she asked someone if her podcast was a tech podcast or THE tech podcast at one of her meet and greets. Her other events were using campaign funds to go to California, vacation at Disney, or pay for a flight to a talk she gave at a college (and the college paid her too).
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John also can't understand that even though he calls himself "Brianna," everyone still knows he's a man.
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Notice how John is slouching in that photo. He's more like 6-foot-5. The odds of an American woman being that tall are one in more than 800,000.
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fuckidunno
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Actually that seems reasonable. After all John is one-in-a-million...at everything he touches. Just ask John himself!