Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

[Shovelbird]

Canada. Two friends of me went there for a year, for some easy degree then applying to their friend's company. They say all the Vietnamese and Chinese hog all the rentable houses and help each other get as many of their people as possible.

 

[pr3nt177]

So yeah it's literally his own fault that things didn't go as 'smoothly' as they could because he refused to listen to what minimal amount of home-care instructions the doctor gave him. FFS why can't people listen to directions is it really that difficult.

Assuming he had his op on 11th Jan...
29th Jan - He tweeted that a gyno/firefighters/ambulance crew "saved my life today" - maybe that's when he lost the, alleged, 1 ltr of blood.
12th Feb - He tweets a grotty pic of his "vagina" to a US doctor asking for advice.
12th Feb - He tweets later that he has no infection and that it is " wound dehiscence/granulation/hypergraunulation"
One week later...
19th Feb - 9.00am** court case is adjourned because he claimed (MMix quote) "he was bleeding from his “vagina” (not a vagina) and has a doctor’s appointment to attend”
19th Feb - He tweets another grotty pic of his "bleeding vagina" (looks as though it was taken in his own bathroom) timestamped 6.35pm where he claims his Dr had said “stay home, don’t go to court”**

This is someone who has the GRS clinic giving advice, his own newly acquired gyno and a GP.

He is claiming that he is still bleeding 39/40 days approx (up to court day) after his op.

You couldn't make this shit up.

** timing confuses me, probably down to my being in a different time zone. Still bleeding after going to Docs for bleeding? <shrugs>

 

[eDove]

Assuming he had his op on 11th Jan...
29th Jan - He tweeted that a gyno/firefighters/ambulance crew "saved my life today" - maybe that's when he lost the, alleged, 1 ltr of blood.
12th Feb - He tweets a grotty pic of his "vagina" to a US doctor asking for advice.
12th Feb - He tweets later that he has no infection and that it is " wound dehiscence/granulation/hypergraunulation"
One week later...
19th Feb - 9.00am** court case is adjourned because he claimed (MMix quote) "he was bleeding from his “vagina” (not a vagina) and has a doctor’s appointment to attend”
19th Feb - He tweets another grotty pic of his "bleeding vagina" (looks as though it was taken in his own bathroom) timestamped 6.35pm where he claims his Dr had said “stay home, don’t go to court”**

This is someone who has the GRS clinic giving advice, his own newly acquired gyno and a GP.
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He is claiming that he is still bleeding 39/40 days approx (up to court day) after his op.

You couldn't make this shit up.

** timing confuses me, probably down to my being in a different time zone. Still bleeding after going to Docs for bleeding? <shrugs>

Crazy idea, but he has such a fetish for menstruation, what if he's prolonging/instigating/faking this bleeding for the sake of cooming? Maybe he thinks that the second he stops bleeding, he won't feel like a girl anymore.

It'd make sense that he gets off on people seeing him helplessly, girlishly bleeding uwu so he bleeds out in a bathtub and calls for big, muscular guys to wescue him

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

Crazy idea, but he has such a fetish for menstruation, what if he's prolonging/instigating/faking this bleeding for the sake of cooming? Maybe he thinks that the second he stops bleeding, he won't feel like a girl anymore.

I personally believe this is exactly what is going on. He's intentionally preventing the wounds from healing so he can "menstruate". And I'm totally fine with this because it at least gives me some small shred of hope that it will lead to a serious complication. His inverted penis hole already looks like it was botched by the surgeon so we're half way there.

 

[pr3nt177]

Crazy idea, but he has such a fetish for menstruation, what if he's prolonging/instigating/faking this bleeding for the sake of cooming? Maybe he thinks that the second he stops bleeding, he won't feel like a girl anymore.

It'd make sense that he gets off on people seeing him helplessly, girlishly bleeding uwu so he bleeds out in a bathtub and calls for big, muscular guys to wescue him

Yeah, he's obsessed with periods/pads/tampons and being seen as a damsel in distress. Plus he's probably grifting for disability handouts and thinking these gruesome pics will somehow strengthen his case re ToL.

 

[christie]

the glorification of periods is so nuts coming from a man who's never had one and never will. easily the most undesirable physical aspect of being a woman, and he's acting like it's something to be jealous of. i guess it's easier to pretend when you're not also cramping, frustratingly sensitive/irritable, your boobs/head/back don't hurt, and your bowels don't forget how to be normal, just to name a few.

it's stupid too because you need a damn uterus and at least one ovary to have a period. not just a bloody crotch hole. a woman who's had a total hysterectomy but is bleeding from her vagina isn't having her period. a woman who's had a bilateral oophorectomy, still has her uterus, and is bleeding from her vagina, is also not having her period. menstruation isn't a social construct you can rewrite to suit your narrative, it's a specific bodily function that doesn't occur unless you have the organs that make it happen.

i know he's a total fucking loon, but his bullshit isn't that far off from the rest of them. ugh, the image of him bleeding from the gash between his fat nutsack flaps will probably haunt me forever. come on, sepsis, work your magic.

 

[Baloney Face]

menstruation isn't a social construct

Flash of insight. This is the key to understanding the deal with Yaniv's bleeding kink.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I sure hope Johnny's neovadge doesn't prolapse:

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Who am I kidding, it would be hilarious.

 

[Wendy's Frosty]

easily the most undesirable physical aspect of being a woman, and he's acting like it's something to be jealous of.

I wonder his desire for a period is because that it's the second-most undesirable thing to a woman, next to Yaniv (and other AGPs) creeping women's spaces. Almost like a "suck it, women! I got a period AND a vagina, you HAVE to accept me whether you like it or not!"

 

[shitpuppy]

Crazy idea, but he has such a fetish for menstruation, what if he's prolonging/instigating/faking this bleeding for the sake of cooming? Maybe he thinks that the second he stops bleeding, he won't feel like a girl anymore.

It'd make sense that he gets off on people seeing him helplessly, girlishly bleeding uwu so he bleeds out in a bathtub and calls for big, muscular guys to wescue him

Can't wait for the Yaniv getting Sepsis saga

 

[RodgerDodger]

Can't wait for the Yaniv getting Sepsis saga

My betting money is Yaniv will next start hauling abortion clinics before the Human Rights Commission for refusing to hoover him out.

Life really does imitate South Park

 

[Kones McRods]

My betting money is Yaniv will next start hauling abortion clinics before the Human Rights Commission for refusing to hoover him out.

I have no doubt that Yaniv will pull this shit, the clinics are already targeted by nutjobs and he will force himself in and demand them to look at his hatchet job.

He will go in to the clinic and says he is pregnant, the clinic will ask him if he took some pregnancy tests and how far along he is, and he will lie about the result. The clinic will find out that he is MTF trans and that pregnancy is not possible (in the nicest way possible), and Yaniv will say that the doctor is insinuating that he isn't a woman. Yaniv will double down and say he is intersex, and demand them look at his table saw accident. Eventually he will leave, go home, and post on twitter with a drawn out post about transphobia where he tags a bunch of doctors and says the HRT claim is coming...

 

[Teazel]

The clinic will find out that he is MTF trans

I... I think they'll know.

 

[BallBuster]

I sure hope Johnny's neovadge doesn't prolapse:

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Who am I kidding, it would be hilarious.

That looks like a flattened penis. It’s disturbing.

 

[AnOminous]

sure, vulvas come in a variety of different shapes and sizes. but even the nastiest, flappiest, circumcised, 'rejuvenated' or 'designer' vulvas are still going to look and act like vulvas... because they actually are vulvas.

They're also going to be where an actual vulva would be. Not where a cock is. It irritates the shit out of me when troons claim a gynecologist can't tell the difference, like a gynecologist somehow doesn't even know where a fucking pussy would be.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I sure hope Johnny's neovadge doesn't prolapse:

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Who am I kidding, it would be hilarious.

You know you're going to hell for posting that, right? Jesus fuck I need to stop clicking on spoiler tags in the Yaniv threads. How does that still manage to look like a penis? By all rights it shouldn't look like anything at all.

 

[Short Stack]

He can afford a full time "body guard" but can't afford a home care nurse for his gash?
Misplaced priorities much?

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

You know you're going to hell for posting that, right? Jesus fuck I need to stop clicking on spoiler tags in the Yaniv threads. How does that still manage to look like a penis? By all rights it shouldn't look like anything at all.

If you click again, you're going to hell.

 

[Shovelbird]

at least that one doesn't bleed like Yaniv's Infernal Testiculum Gate.

 

[Koby_Fish]

TBH this entire thread has given new meaning to this song for me:

and not in a good way.