Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

We all know there is no way Amy walked all the way across the street. What actually happened was that Amy found a can of soup she did not like, so she handed that can to Miah and sent the slave across the street to hand over the can and also scope out where all the valuables are for when the old lady dies.

It was probably a dusty can of store brand cream of celery that expired sometime in the Obama administration. The only reason Amy didn't eat it already is because it got pushed to the back of an upper cabinet and she couldn't see it from her chair.

 

[Maw]

But was the soup key toe?

 

[Omega Man]

*credit: Omega Man

It was a typo. I was trying to write "bigfoot," and the n is to the right of the b on my phone, and apparently I lean right even when typing.

Cockamamie Rambalang is on the cusp now I feel. She is an untethered halfwit, aloft on a thermocline like an empty plastic shopping sack. Just hanging there, awaiting the next current, unaware of where it will send her. Will it propel her to unseen heights of entrepreneurial fame and fortune? Will it whisk her to internet stardom, red carpets and influencer accolades?

Aaaand, survey says.................??? no

Or, will a downdraft send her plummeting to be snagged in the brambles, which may or may not contain trouble with the constabulary (for one of many different valid reasons), marital disaster when Greasy Browndick Ali is caught out for crimes against God and Nature, or perhaps the kindest fall of all, which would be that of an early demise for health-related issues.

I know not. For the time being however, I shall continue to guiltily immerse myself in the schadenfreude that so richly prospers here in these fecund fields, and I shall delight in the wonderful words from our own special treasure, which of course is the lovely Strorbry.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Serious question: could anyone be her cellmate, given her immense size? I mean, how big are the cells? Do they have weight limits like elevators?

I'd imagine she exceeds the weight limit on the bunk beds, top and bottom. She could probably even tip over the steel toilet/sink unit.

When Lobster Boy killed someone and he didnt even hide the fact he did it he got no jail time at first because they said "we can;t accomdate his handicaps"

But then they stuck him in the lobster tank at Joe's Crab Shack for eight years.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Single married mama... (Amy explains that she doesn't repeat herself you retards!)

Archive:

 

[StrawberryDouche]

(Amy explains that she doesn't repeat herself you retards!)

True. Every story changes each time she tells it.

Recapping nowish.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

True. Every story changes each time she tells it.

Recapping nowish.

Good luck. Sounds like it's a video of Amee saying she doesn't repeat herself, while repeating herself several times.

 

[womenwithoutwhiskey]

I realize that Amy is a mush mouthed idiot, but in this last one, I'd note that she said "my son" said the words. Not "one of my sons".

Guess the cinder-miah thing is real.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Near the beginning of the school year, she was telling us both Esraa & Omar were doing the same school year - kinnygarten. Several weeks ago, she mentioned a change in programming for one or more of the kids - she didn't mention which one. At least twice now, she's mentioned Omar doesn't have classes that day - without mentioning that Esraa doesn't either. I'm left wondering - is Esraa in school or not or is Amy simply finding it convenient to plunk her down in front of the computer - to keep her out of Amy's hair?

Ali works so hard we're told; such long hours & only has 1 day off a week - Fridays. Yet if, as rumored, he works at Ashley Home Store - they're closed Sundays. Either I've missed that he also has Sundays off or he works elsewhere or something is hinky.

Answering comments & suggestions from her readers about spending more time with the kids, teaching them conflict resolution etc. shows even more glaringly how poor her parenting skills are. Yes, kids need to learn to work things out between themselves but they need to first be taught those skills, have plenty of chances to use them UNDER PARENTAL SUPERVISION.

 

[Catsy Cline]

I thought this guy was a troll, but after looking at his youtube channel I'm not sure. Point is, ewww.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

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I thought this guy was a troll, but after looking at his youtube channel I'm not sure. Point is, ewww.

She is very up this creep's ass, and I predict a hilarious scandal that will produce at least 3 hyper defensive videos, at least one of which will be deleted.

Lol, she hasn't a single sale on her site.

As far as Awlee's job- Our source said he worked at Ashley at the time, and we have no reason to disbelieve her as everything else she claimed has checked out. However, I believe he is now working at a used car lot. That's my best educated guess, anyway.

Hopefully I will have this recap done within an hour.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Ali works so hard we're told; such long hours & only has 1 day off a week - Fridays. Yet if, as rumored, he works at Ashley Home Store - they're closed Sundays. Either I've missed that he also has Sundays off or he works elsewhere or something is hinky.

I'm pretty sure I've read here a few times that he does work sometimes as a court translator, but that by no means explains away working every Sunday.

Maybe he sells his body as a side gig.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Order a reechain from Amy and you’ll get a free bonus reechain (with its own ugly charm)! I’d ask if this bitch is familiar with basic economics of supply and demand, but I know the answer.

 

[Who Now]

She is so weird. She can't just come out and admit having her kids there all the time drives her crazy and she wants them to leave her alone. She skims around it and it makes her sound like a worse parent (well, she is a worse parent). If she were more honest, other mothers would just laugh together about it because most have felt that way. But she is so worried that haydurs will "get it twisted", so she harps on this asinine "me time"

 

[StrawberryDouche]

You know, sometimes you just have to throw the little fuckers onto an island and make them sort it out Lord of the Flies style or they will never learn how to solve interpersonal issues with murder and mayhem. Two snouts.

Spoiler: REECAP

-Welcome back to Dissimulation & Delusions with your host Amy Ramadan

-If you're new, welcome TO Dissimulation & Delusions with your host Amy Ramadan

-HAHAHAH

-It is very coold

*children screeching

-Any fluctuation in barometric pressure would send her overboard

-LIDURLEE

-HAHAHAHA

-INNYWAYS

-"Somebody" made a commint that Amy's opening is repetitive

-Listen to the wholly original phrase -WHICH SHE DESIGNED HERSELF- rilly well

-See? It's the same thing she says every fucking time

-LIDURLEE

-Goddamn assholes

-What she says is:

"Welcome to my channel"

-NO

"Welcome back TO my channel"

-NOT welcome to my channel

-Welcome BACK to my channel

-"IF YOU'RE NEW, welcome TO my channel"

-SHE'S NOT SAYEEN WELCOME TO LIKE IF YOU'RE NEW WELCOME TO MY BACK HERE'S A NEW FAT FAT FAT FFFFFFFFFFFFF

-It's urp arp arb

-NOW SHE'S GOT IT TONGUE TWISTED!!!!!!

-Now she can't say it

-So if you're returneeng she is telling you WELCOME BACK to Fantasy Island

-Costarring Fat Esraa as the Fat Midget

-And if you're NEW, ze plane, ze plane!!!!!

-Just wanted to "clarify"

-And then she was all- AM I repeating myself????

-And she was like -NO, *YOU'RE* repeating yourself!!!!

-Slow day

-Struggleeng

-MUH TINSION HEADACHE!!!!!

-Haven't done much today

*children screeching

-As opposed to her reggaler hectic shedjool of doing JACK and SQUAT

-Takeeng a break

-Omar Mengele didn't have "skool" today

-So she didn't haft to pretend like he did

-And how she taught him that NO, it isn't ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

-It's ROMANI ITE DOMUM!!!!!

-The Goddamn Asshole takes care of his own screen time

-And needs not his blubber mother's assistance

-Takeeng it easy

-DOUSING HERSELF WITH WATER!!!!!

-Bumpin' it

-Got sometheeng in the mell

-IT'S YOUR NEW THEENK YOU GIFFS!!!!!

-Used to send "squishies"

-SO she was thinkeeng

*yawn

-Amy???? What can you sind to show your appreciation???

*rheumy eye swipe

-IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU SHE IS EBBLE TO HAVE "A BUSINESS!!!!"

-Wants to show you she is appreeshtive

-For supporteeng her dream of eating a mattress with her ass

-So minny parts to runneeng a small business you guys

-There's payroll, POs, insurance, taxes, OSHA standards, gold plated glitter sifters, sourcing the finest macaroni and paste

-The biggest part of business is the support

*yawn

-And when she means "support"

-She means financhually

-You are supporteeng Amy financhually

-YOU ARE A PART OF HER BUSINESS!!!!

-And what better way to thank you than with toe tags

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-So when you die from embarrassment

-They can identify your body

-IT HAS A KEY!!!!!

-To thank you for beening a legally adjudicated imbecile

-MUH BUSINESS!!!!

-MUH ULTIMINT DREAM!!!!

-Always wanted to be a small business owner

-NEVER HAD THE STRENGTH TO DO IT

-And become sussessful

-YOU MADE AMY THE STUNNING SUSSESS SHE IS TODAY!!!!

-So have a toe tag

-For helping her be ebble to be an Business Woman

-Dream and gool is to be VERY BIG

-Is she there yet????

-Appsolutely not

*rheumy eye wipe

-Hafts to start somewhere

-EVEN AMAZON STARTED IN A GARAGE!!!!

-So welcome to Amyzon

-Not sayeeng she will be a multi billionaire like Mr YouTube

-MR YOUTUBE STARTED FROM NOTHEENG!!!!

-HER CHANNEL AND HER BUSINESS IS HER HEART!!!!

-So have a toe tag for beening a key part of her life

-Her symbol is a crown

-Her logo is a frog

-A fat cartoon frog with minstrel lips

-SHE HAS A CROWN ON HER!!!!

-So she fatly attaches a crown charm of every reechain

-Because it is part of HER

-LOOK WHAT SHE GOT IN THE MELL!!!!!

*gasp*

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-The sausages are for size reference

-SO KYYOOO'T!!!!

-Mell

-HER BUSINESS IS GROWEENG AND EXPANDEENG!!!!

-Wants to thank Brian the skeevy pussy hound for her new t-shirt idea

-BRIAN YOUR SHIRT WILL BE LIVE ON AMYZON TONIGHT!!!!!

-It's appsolutely adorable with the perfect sayeen

-Amy's personality is "fun"

-And her shirts are "fun"

-SHE LIVES LIFE FUN!!!!

-So she brings joy and laughter to everyone

-Because every day could be her last to be a burden to her fambily and the tax payers

-Site has had lots and lots and lots and LOTS of visitors

-HASN'T HAD AN ORDER YET COME ON YOU GUYS!!!!!

-No but you guys are amazeeng

-So she's been very busy with all that

-Seen your commints

-Will now give you a verbal response

-Because writeeng can be confuseeng

-Commint: wow that baybee was very loose lipped with the cusseeng, that was a very big cuss word. He's clearly getting them from the home because they don't have friends..

-I agg urf durb

-Agrees 100%%%%%

-FRONTWARD SAID SHE HAS A BAD POTTY MOUTH!!!!

-Is not perfect

-And her SON, the middle SON will pick up innything he can and use it "for his own purpose"

-Is that okay????

-APPSOLUTELY WORKING ON IT

-So she muted the mic

-So you couldn't hear her potty mouth

-And made him sit on the bed he shares with daddy

-And after she got off live three hours later

-She asked him via carrier pigeon if he knew why he was there

-And he told the pigeon to tell mommy that he said a bad word

-AMY IS WORKING ON IT!!!

-People who raised her cussed like sailors

-But SHE never said the words because she would have "eaten carpet"

-Amy knew it was not okay to call people goddamn assholes

-Omar doesn't know that's not okay

-Because his prison trash gutter mother won't stop calling people goddamn assholes in front of him

-All the time Awlee is on her like - WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!!

-And he's always all- Amee, eat more and cuss less, the kids are right here

-Gets called out all the time

-WORKING HARD YOU GUYS!!!!!

-So Omar theenks if mom or dad does sometheeng he can do it

-Like make strangers look at his crotch

-And violently destroy electronics

-And be a goddamn asshole

-So he hafts to learn that mommy and daddy can do those things

-But he is not allowed to do those things

-And he looks at her all- lol whatcha gonna do, you said it first lol

-AMY IS NOT PERFECT!!!!!

-SHE IS THE PERFECT PARENT SHE TRIES TO BE!!!!

-It's a choice HE makes to repeat what Amy says

-The other two don't make those choices

-Commint: Have you considered filmbing when the ferals are asleep? I never left my kids alone. Children need to be supervised. If you were present and not online, they could learn conflict resolution before they start fighteeng. You haft to be present to minta minta mintagate???? tension. They haft to compete for your attintion with online strangers...

-THEENK YOU BETH!!!! Sorry she can't read. The letters are rilly small.

-Didn't mean to missay words

-MUH MYSTERIOUS EYE ISSUES!!!!

-Can't filmb when the ferals are asleep

-Because the "kids go down" the same time Awlee does

-And her filmbing mattress is next to uncle daddy's naked snake bunker

-And her talkeeng would disturb them

-Fat Esraa is a light sleeper

-So she has no choice but to ignore them for three hours and let them scream like possums in an attic

-SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY SPIND *MORE* TIME WITH HER KIDDOS!!!!

-Wakes up with her kids, goes to bed with her kids

-Just beening "honest"

-They go to the bathroom with her

-They are there when daddy scrubs her folds in the shower

-AMY DOESN'T GET BREAKS!!!!

-Doesn't get to step out of her house

-Unless it's to bring hot soup to imaginary ladies

-Mooltiple times a day

-IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE SHE HAS HAD DOWNTIME WITHOUT THE KIDS!!!!

-LIDURLEE!!!!

-Can't even go to the store without her kids

-When they're sick and daddy's home

-She hafts to strap them in the crapperwagon to terrorize the town folk

-I AM A MARRIED SINGLE MOM!!!!!

-Doesn't say that to be disrespectful to Awlee

-She says it to be disrespectful to women who literally raise children without a man or financial support

-AWLEE WORKS 7 DAYS A WEEK!!!!

-AMY DOESN'T GET A BREAK!!!!

-LIDURLEE!!!!

-If she waited to have "me time" would lidurlee never filmb

-They baybees fight because they're lidurlee like twins

-Does her best to "debunk" arguments between them

-And sometimes she lets them dill with it and figure it out

-By "she" she means Jeremiah

-And by "sometimes" she means 25/8/366

-IF SHE WERE TO ACTUALLY PARENT THEY WOULD NEVER FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES!!!!

-Did "child care" for 20+ years

-One of her traineengs was to throw them in a pit and let them fight like roosters

-So they could work it out

-While Amy ate their $1200/month food stipends

-Amy will only step in if they start biting

-Like any good parent

-HOWEVER

-Sometimes it's good to let them peck each other's eyes out to see who comes out victorious

-So they need to learn for themselves

-AMY CORRECTED OMAR!!!!

-AMY IS A GOOD PARENT!!!!!

-HE KNEW WHAT HE DID WAS WRONG!!!!

-SKOOLS ARE CLOSED!!!!

-AMY IS A CAPTIVE IN HER OWN HOME HELD HOSTAGE BY CHILDREN SHE WILLINGLY BROUGHT INTO THE WORLD!!!!

-AMY DOESN'T GET A BREAK!!!!

-IS DOEENG HER ULTIMINT BEST!!!

-Will look into getting an hourglass

-DISAGREES SHE COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER KIDS!!!!!

-SHE SPENDS ALL OF HER TIME WITH THE KIDS!!!!

-SHE'S SPENDING TIME WITH THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!

-LOCKED INA ROOM!!!!

-Lidurlee with them 24/7

-Is she complaineeng????

-NO!!!!!

-But most parents who aren't as involved as Amy get a side break

-AMY DON'T GET NONE!!!!

-In conclusion

THAT'S WHY AMY CAN'T FILMB WHEN THEY'RE ASLEEP BECAUSE THEY'RE ASLEEP!!!!!

-Lidurlee

-Hafts to keep them awake to see "dad"

-Or they would lidurlee never see "dad"

-And Amy is exhausted

-Lidurlee the only time she gets to sit -for safety reasons- and watch "a show"

-That's why she stays up until 3,4,5 in the morneeng

-LIDURLEE the only time she has to herself

-Then she watches YouTube all day while the kids take turns playing Gladiator and Lion

-Hard situation you guys

-No win-win situation you guys

-So it's Amy wins and her children lose

-And that's just the way it hafts to be

-HAVE PATIENCE WITH AMY AND HER KIDS!!!!

-Gets it if you find her three hour screech-a-thons irritateeng

-DOING THE BEST SHE CAN AS A PARENT!!!!

-Rilly

-Commint: LOVE YOU AMY!!!!

-LOVE YOU TOO GURRRLFREN!!!!

-The amount of support she's getting from the new site is AMAZEEN

-Because she forgot she made up a story about getting over 200 hate emells on the site in under 24 hours

-And even though she hasn't had a single sell

-Tomorrow she will ignore the kids to make a Cricut titorial

-WHICH DOES NOT COUNT AS ME TIME

-Stay tune for it

-NO tomorrow she is "taking the day off"

-Which also does not count as me time

-AWLEE WILL BE HOME WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO

-Will do an "auction" Thorsday

-Maybe

-STAY TUNE!!!!!

-Talk to you laAaAaAaterRrRrrrrrrr

 

[pr3nt177]

Her website is with wix, and so she's paying them $23-$49 a month for a plan with a store front.

HASN'T HAD AN ORDER YET COME ON YOU GUYS!!!!!

kudos to krazy orange cat & StrawberryDouche

Why pay $0.20 per listing with Etsy when you can shell out so much more and sell nothing.
Amy Ramadan - Business Woman of the Year.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I'm curious who Amee is calling a "goddamn asshole" so often enough that Omar Dahmer picks up on it. Its not like she is out in the public often except when driving the crapmobile. Awlee has had the crapmobile, the kids are doing homeschool so its obvious its Amee using such language but WHO is she directing such language towards?

Surely not the Bay bees, her own demon spawn. So it is Awlee or Miah who are getting called this? Or does she sperg out while driving or on people of the internet, such as the trolls she claims are always trying to take her down? (Never mind that she basically hands them the ammo to take her down as she sells illegal key chains and lies endlessly enough where she cant remember which lie she told last time).

She makes such an effort to appear as a magnanimous, loving and forgiving persona in her videos. She tells us of how much "fun" she is. But the way she ambushed Esraa the toddler that time when she thought the video/audio was off reveals the true Amee. The one that Miah probably knows all too well.

Honestly, she hides her true self about as well as my dog does when he hides behind the mailbox pole, refuses to look at me and thinks I can't see his spotty ass sticking out on both sides of the pole

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm curious who Amee is calling a "goddamn asshole" so often enough that Omar Dahmer picks up on it. Its not like she is out in the public often except when driving the crapmobile. Awlee has had the crapmobile, the kids are doing homeschool so its obvious its Amee using such language but WHO is she directing such language towards?

Surely not the Bay bees, her own demon spawn. So it is Awlee or Miah who are getting called this? Or does she sperg out while driving or on people of the internet, such as the trolls she claims are always trying to take her down? (Never mind that she basically hands them the ammo to take her down as she sells illegal key chains and lies endlessly enough where she cant remember which lie she told last time).

She makes such an effort to appear as a magnanimous, loving and forgiving persona in her videos. She tells us of how much "fun" she is. But the way she ambushed Esraa the toddler that time when she thought the video/audio was off reveals the true Amee. The one that Miah probably knows all too well.

Honestly, she hides her true self about as well as my dog does when he hides behind the mailbox pole, refuses to look at me and thinks I can't see his spotty ass sticking out on both sides of the pole

This was the question I had as well. Omar, who was still 5 just a few weeks ago has heard "goddamn asshole" used often enough to have learned that it is said in anger and applied to people to denote lack of virtue.

Amy is all abusive rage and intemperance barely contained in a filmy veneer of pious Muslim good wife who sacrifices all for her children. But her fingers are too fat to stick in the holes when the dam inevitably bursts forth to betray her. I love when that happens.

You guys. YOU GUYS. Amy's newest addition to her line of grammatically incorrect apparel and accessories.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I'm curious who Amee is calling a "goddamn asshole" so often enough that Omar Dahmer picks up on it. Its not like she is out in the public often except when driving the crapmobile. Awlee has had the crapmobile, the kids are doing homeschool so its obvious its Amee using such language but WHO is she directing such language towards?

Probably Mr. Etsy and anyone in the drive-thru line ahead of her.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I love how it's correct in the description lol.