-SALAM ALAIKUM!!!!!
-Fillin so bad for everybody
-Doesn't know what Australia is
-PEOPLE STILL DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY!!!!
-Story time: Amy waddled across the street yesterday to bring hot soup to an old lady who doesn't have electricity
-And in Amy's mind, the old lady was all- OH MY GOD THEENK YOU!!!!!
-Then Amy was all- please good crone, come to my abode and warm ye ancient bones by my abundant fyre stoked by enchanted ferals
-And the laydee was like- NO I'M OKAY THEENK YOU!!!!!
-In chapter two of tonight's fatty tale, Our Heroine undertakes a regimen of levitating -for safety reasons- across the street to continually check on the wellbeing of an elderly dowager who does not have electricity
-Yet Amy has electricity
-I TOOK HER SOUP!!!!
-Fills so bad about the plot holes
-Can only imagine how horrible it would be to haft to boil water
-NO WAY IMAGINARY LAYDEE WOULD BE EBBLE TO SURVIVE WITHOUT AMY MAKING UP STORIES ABOUT HER SELFLESS GENEROSITY
-SO AGAIN
-IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
-ALLOW AMY TO REITERATE
-SHE IS CONSTANTLY WALKING ACROSS THE STREET TO KIDNAP AN OLD WOMAN TO MAKE THE LAYDEE PRUNE HER HOOVES WITH AN ANGLE GRINDER AND CRAP IN THE GARAGE IN A BUCKET
-BY ENTICING HER WITH HOT SOUP
-SHE CARRIED OVER
-END SCENE.
-IGNORE THE HAYDURS AMEE!!!
-The old woman has a son but he doesn't check on her like Amy does
-She weminds me of my dramawl : (
-Strorbry, the grandmawl whom Amy accused of allowing her alleged molestation??
-YEP
-That'un
-INNYHOO!!!!!
-AGAIN AMY IS CONSTANTLY ACCOSTING AN OLD LADY WHO IS SOUPLESS
-The kids call her grandma
*yawn
-The ambalance comes to her house of
Ten
-Doesn't know why
-SHE'S TEACHING HER CHILDREN TO HELP PEOPLE!!!!!
-AMY WHERE ARE THE FERALS TONIGHT???????
-WHY DON'T YOU GET THE HELL OF MY PAGE!!!!
-DON'T CALL MY KIDS FRELLS!!!!
-I HATE people some times
-Sorry you guise
-DON'T CALL MY KIDS NAMES!!!!
-THEY ARE INNOCENT!!!!
THEY HAFT NOTHEENG TO DO WITH IT!!!!
-Like, why bring my kids into it??????????????
-The crazy one gets the drill and the fat one gets the hand
-THEY HAVE NOTHEENG TO DO WITH THIS!!!!
-SICKNEENG!!!!
-BUT THEN THEY CALL AMY A BAD PARENT FOR MAKING THE SLAVE DO FOOT WORK AND THEN THEY CALL HIM NAMES????????????
*children screecheeng
-kormgit gorf dog i ate summing????
-I JUST FED YOU
-YOU ARE NOT HUNGRY!!!!
-I WILL FEED YOU WHEN I GET OFF LIVE
-goreeeeeeeeeeeesurrrmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-HOLD ON YOU GUYS
-I JUST FED HIM HE LIT RUH LEE JUST ATE DINNER
-And now he's hungry again
-Yeah right get out of here
--I wanna see a muffucker tell Amy she isn't hongry because she just ate then knock the canned ravioli out of her hand with a Louisville Slugger
-IF YOU ARE NASTY YOU WILL BE REMOVED!!!!
-Didn't lose weight
-Because the electricity was out
-So she had to eat everything before it went bad
-Then they ate out
-IT'S EXPINSIVE TO COOK FRESH!!!!
-"Kids" got Starbucks today
*vigorous snout swipe
-Awlee is the picky eater
-WHO'S BEEN OVER TO MY WEBSITE!!!!!
-Got lots of views
-Added a shamrock
-This one has bees
-LOOK AT IT!!!!
-CUPS
-CUPS
-CUPS BURIED IN A BUCKET OF TRASH
-IT CHANGES COLORS!!!!
-STICKERS
-AIRIDESCENT!!!!!
-She can replicut innything
-Enjoyeen "building" the website
-Every single bit of code was done in teeny reepoxy words, numbers, and back//slashes
-TOTALLY respects people speak different languages
-Her kids speak different languages
-That only the demons on the other side of the portal can understand
-BUT
-Amy only espekees Eenglish
-Only unnerstands Eenglish
-SORRY YOUR SISTER DIED I WILL GET YOUR REECHAIN OUT MONDAY
-So you haft to only speak Eenglish
-COULD SOMEONE UNBLOCK ANNEE
-Will watch a titorial
-Had a mix up with an order
-Which is an inescapable outcome of being orderly
-Forgot to do the address right
-So it got returned
-Was a big ordill
-WORKEENG RILLY HARD YOU GUYS
-AMY CAN U DESIGN POOP BAG HOLDERS?????
-Poop hoolders
-Plain dog poop bag hoolders?????
-Will look into designing shit sacks
-Will look into boolk bags
-Wants to apologize to Mr Etsy for talkeeng negative about etsy
-Mr Etsy gave her a sour taste
-Apologizes for calling them a joke
-And if you want to sell your trash crafts on a joke
-YOU DO YOU
-THEY HELD AMY TO A STANDARD!!!!
~oThEr Pe0pLe d0 It~
-STANDARDS ARE NOT FAIR TO AMY!!!!
-It's not fair people can report a shop
-TROLLS TRIED TO DESTROY AMY'S LIFE!!!!!
-WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR IS A LIE AND MAY CAUSE CANCER OH MY GOD I JUST DISCOVERED HOW ALL HER FANS HAVE CANCER
-Has gotten over 200 emells on her new site
-Telling Amy she is a loser
-And her website is a joke
-BECAUSE THEY ARE MAD THEY DID NOT WIN!!!!!!
-YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER AMY!!!!
-SHE CAN POST WHATEVER SHE WANTS
-SHE COULD POST NUDE PICTURES!!!!!
-YOU ARE SO ANGRY!!!!
-She tole Awlee- I AM DETERMINE TO SUSSEED DE TERM IN
-SHE WILL PUSH PUSH PUSH TO HER LAST BREATH FOR HER WEBSITE
-WILL DO WHAT SHE HAFTS TO DO!!!!!
-TROLLS DON'T RUFFLE HER!!!
-THEY PUSH HER TO FLY HIGHER!!!!
-TO A WEBSITE WITH NO TRAFFIC OR SEO
-THAT COSTS $50/MONTH
-WHILE SHE LOSES MONEY ON EACH AND EVERY ITEM
-TAKE *THAT* TROLLS!!!!
-Doesn't hurt her fillings
-Pissed her off at first
-AMY
WON'T BACK DOWN!!!!
-AMY WILL DO WHATEVER AMY WANTS TO DO!!!!
-AMY WILL COME OUT THE WINNER!!!!
-Other people can't handle that like Amy can
-And people are all whining that they don't want to come to her
chaaaannel because all she talks about are
reeeeeeechains
-HER CHANNEL IS ABOUT HER LIFE!!!!
-SHE IS BUILDING A PLATFORM FOR POSITIVITY!!!!
-SHE IS BUILDING A RELIGION
-SHE IS MAKING IT BIGGER
-SHE IS WIDENING THE CORRIDORS AND ADDING MORE LANES
-IT IS A PLATFORM FOR MIN AND WIMMIN TO FILL IMPOWERED!!!!!
-And be safe
-SHE IS BUILDING A BUSINESS!!!!!
-Noooooooo she's not shoving reechains down your throat
-She is sharing
-Sharing is caring
-See this rechain????
-LOOK AT IT!!!!!
-SHE made this
-SHE designed it
-NO ONE else invented it before Amy
-*I* designed it *I* designed it
-SEE THIS CUP RIGHT HERE????
-*I* MADE THIS
-*I* PUT STICKERS ON A PREMADE CUP
-*I* DESIGNED IT
-SHE DIDN'T COPY INNYBODY!!!!
-SHE SAT -FOR SAFETY REASONS- DESIGNING THOSE SHIRTS!!!!
-SHE SAT FOR TWO DAYS!!!!
-THOSE SHIRTS REPRESENT *HER*
-BE THE REASON SOMEONE SMILES TODAY
*I* THOUGHT THAT UP
*I* MADE THAT
-*I* DESIGNED THOSE!!!!!
-MUH COMMUNITY!!!!!
-People don't want her to do "auctions"
-People DO want her to do "auctions"
-I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!
-BE RESPEKFUL!!!!
-SUPPORT AMY!!!!
-SHE IS BUILDING THIS BUSINESS TO SUPPORT OTHER WOMEN AND MEN!!!!
-SHE IS BUILDING THIS BUSINESS FOR YOU!!!!
-POSITIVITY!!!!!
-UPLIFTEENG!!!!!
-Her dream is to be very big
-GIVE AMY A THUMBS UP!!!!!
-Enjoys running a business
-baybees
-BAYBEES
-It's time to look at glitter now.
-Be sure to wear your safety glasses.
-Look at them.
-They were on sell
-Buy one for $17.99
-Get one for a dollar
-Great dill
-GOT NEW THEENK YOU GIFFS!!!!
-EVERY REECHAIN COMES WITH A CROWN!!!!
-THE CROWN IS HER LOGO!!!!
-TELL AMY HOW TO MAKE A WEB SITE!!!!
-LOVES TALKEENG TO TROLLS!!!
-AMY CAN CHANGE YOU!!!!!
-Nells
-Amy needs me time
-AMY IS NOT BLOCKEENG PEOPLE YOUTUBE IS BLOCKEENG PEOPLE!!!!!
-Barely gets to see Awlee
-Was going to Eejup for the weddeeng
-Can't go because FATDEMIC
-So Awlee is was going to go by himself
-Now Awlee is not going at all
-Because FATDEMIC
-NO PURPOSE IN GOING TO EEJUP BECAUSE EEJUP IS CLOSED
-Baybees can't wear a mask
-Omar BTK is hyper hyper
-The thing that didn't happen the most today is:
-Omar Lucchese Crime Fambily asked to go to the Capitol
-And they can't because FATDEMIC
-Sad.
-Omar doesn't have autism, he just has innergy and likes to gut animals and use them as puppets
-Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrl
-HER PHONE SPELLED WEB SIGHT WRONG!!!!!
-SHE DIDN'T FUCK UP HER URL THE PHONE DID!!!!
-DEAR AMY, HOW DO I HANDLE MY NOISY GAMER NEIGHBOR????
-Um
-Amy was the noisy upstairs neighbor
-But the people down stairs were noisier
-So Amy would stomp her pig foot on the floor
-Fill out your bearings
-Will they retaliate if you stomp the crap out of your pig foot????
-No joke getting a "stint" for kidney stones was worse than c-sections
-And she kept making the nurses haul her 500 pound ass out of bed
-Because she kept thinking she had to shit
-But she didn't
-THE WORST EXPERIENCE SHE COULD EVER IMAGINE!!!!
-Turned out Amy was too fat and lazy to pass the stones
-So they had to go in and get them
-FULL OF STONES!!!
-Two weeks after having Fat Esraa removed
-She had to have her fat gall bladder removed
-FULL OF STONES!!!!
-The "stint" went in her hole
-Sorry for that image, fam
-Lost turmendous weight
-She looked deathly
-Then she had stones in her liver
-HAD A HEAD TO TOE RASH!!!!
-And she made people scratch her with plastic forks
-STONE THE SIZE OF A MULLBERRY!
-IN HER DUCK!!!!
-WHY ARE SO MINNY YOUNG PEOPLE GETTING CANCER???????????
-Junk food causes cancer
-There weren't good food options when Amy was a wee piglet like there are now
-Which is why she feeds the ferals a whole food diet rich in vegetables
-Hasn't increased her movement
-MUH BACK!!!!
-Fills like her legs will lidurlee snap
-Which just increases my admiration for her that she endured such brutal pain to walk across the street
mooltiple times to bring tidings of soup and offers of shareeng her hovel
-So "we" need to figure sometheeng out
-Back has given itself up
-Will get physical therapy
-INSCRUCIATING PAIN!!!!!
-SHUT THE DOOR!!!!
-GO EAT ICE!!!!
-i skenno gob currs
-YOU HAVE THE CUP!!!!
-gyme bobburr
-GO POUR THE RED DRINK OVER THE WATER DRINK
-SHUT THE DOOR!!!!
-Was telling Awlee- can't go to Eejup because I'm fat
-And Eejup has a lot of stairs
-Because it's made of sand
-Eejup doesn't have whillchairs
-MIAH IS A GODDAMN ASSHOLE!!!!!!
-HOLD ON YOU GUYS
-Sorry about Omar's mouth
-HAFTS TO GET HER LIFE BACK!!!!
-Omar is her naughty child
-Awlee told her she hafts to watch her whore mouth and the shit she watches on teebee
-And she was all- LISTEN the people who raised me had naughty mouths BUT I KNEW BETTER SOOOO
-NOTICE HER PARENTEENG YOU GUYS!!!!
-SHE DIDN'T RAISE HER VOICE BEHIND A MUTED MIC AND SHE DIDN'T MAKE THAT GODDAMN ASSHOLE MIAH GET THE DRILL!!!!
-So now he's sitting on the bed in the porn and gun cave
-WORKEENG RILLY HARD ON HER PARENTEENG YOU GUYS
-If Amy had done what Omar done, she would have kissed the carpet
-Instead, she threatens to trepan the demons out of his skull with a power drill
-PARENTEENG!!!!!
-WORKING HARD!!!!
-CONSISTENCY!!!!
-Omar Friday the 13th Parts I, II and VII is ackshully doeeng a lot better
-Rather than calling Jeremiah a cocksuckeeng faggot fuckeeng mommy snogging *nigfoot
-He's now calling him a GODDAMN ASSHOLE
-CONSISTENCY!!!!
-Amy does not have a perfect mouth
-Yelling does not work with him
-Just blocks Amy out
-And only the sound of battery powered pneumatics can get through to him
-He knows to sit quietly on Daddy's naughty bed
-Or it gets the drill again
-Amy agrees with the creeper trawling for pussy that children need to know bad things in order to be good
-AMY DO U SLEEP IN SEPARATE ROOMS????
-Amy sleeps in a recliner because beening pergnante with Omar Friday the 13th Parts III, V, and VI shot her back
-And she can't move her layggs if she sleeps on a bed
-Hafts to sleep in an upright position
-Because Omar is 500 pounds
-Awlee took care of Omar
-So Amy could sleep
-After Fat Esraa was born, he confined the women folk to the outer rooms and sequestered the demon princeling away from the threat of their vaginas
-As is the custom
-Deafly afraid to leave the baybees in a room
-Expecially since her poison womb already had the mercy to kill one
-So she sleeps in a recliner
-Change of story: ESRAA DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP IN HER OWN ROOM!!!!!
-Omar has always slept with daddy
-The kids "enjoy" sleeping with "us"
-Change of story: Fat Esraa sleeps on the couch and not on Fat Amy as was previously claimed
-Jeremiah can go fuck himself because he is a goddamn asshole
-As was previously established
-Too fat to sleep on her side
-It crushes her spine
-Her back is worse than her doctor has seen
-Poverty has denied Amy the comfort of an electric bed
-All she can afford on a failed man's wages is an electric chair
*snout swipe
-Doesn't want to buy furniture right now
-Will buy a house at the end of the year
-With her vast reepoxy profits
-Has had her therapist fairy for three years
-Waiting to get a dietician
-The dietician she was seen did not work for Amy
-Needs more than a medical dietician
-To find out why she had a totally made up "binge eating disorder"
And find out where it stims from
-That is not the fild of her therapist fairy
-Never watched Star Wars
-Will sit and watch Star Wars
-For safety reasons
-Can't get a dietician because covid
-YODA IS SO KYOOO'T!!!!
-Was LIDURLEE thinking about copyright infringing on Star Wars
-Will talk to Mr Star Wars
-Awlee leaves at 6:30
-Gets home at 10pm
-Inpatient "pain management" ended up not beening a pill mill like she thought
-So she's not going to do it
-Because once she found out they weren't going to give her opiates like she wanted
-Decided it "wasn't for her"
-Also: COVID
-Awlee rilly RILLY enjoys his "job"
-Awlee is like- it is my duty to keep my fambily in frozen waffles and underpants while u eat all day honey
-In Eejup, Alwee worked 20 hours a day in the fast paced world of trawling for fatties in a chatroom
-He only slept an hour a day
-LIDURLEE
-guurm guh gorb
-DID YOU HAVE A GOOD NAPPY WAPPY????
-gurrrrrrrg
-Hafts to go feed Fat Esraa now
-And Omar
-Jeremiah can go fuck himself because he is a goddamn asshole
-AMY'S URL IS ALL LOWER CASE BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW URLS ARE CASE SINSITIVE WITH A "Z"
-Please hold while Amy tries to remember how she misspelled "designs"
-Dot com
-Doesn't know what ISLamb as an ideology means
-Or how to defind it
-Needs to go feed the baybees now
-HOPE YOU DON'T DIE BRIAN!!!!!
-Please add Amy on tiktok
-TROLLEES ARE COMING IN
-MODS ARE AMAZEEENG!!!!!
-glob burm
-BYEEEEEEEE
*credit: Omega Man
