Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Richie Richard]

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Her handwritten "HUMAN AnatoMY" sign contains that undereducated mix of uppercase and lowercase letters that is commonly found on hand-painted signs way out in the country. Like "ForD TrUCK FOR SeLL" or "VOTe FOR JeB".

 

[Pargon]

She drug out her green screen and used a stock image. Not that Chantal wouldn't film in a doctor's office if allowed. This is the first time she's claimed to be at an ER and not posted a selfie.

Legit gratitude. I wouldn't have known because I'm sure as fuck not watching an angstrom of her content.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This look. Right here.
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The look of an unrepentant smug cunt who gets high off the smell of her own farts is here to lecture you subhumans on the nuances of human medicine. This single gaze summarizes and encapsulates the allure of Chantal and is exactly why all of us keep coming back to watch the trainwreck.
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She really thought she did something here. In making this, the ogre looked back at the collection of clips and thought, "Yup, another great success by me! Let's upload!".
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HONORS English
ETA: She is claiming her blood pressure is 120/80 (the ideal reading)

Her Ooper Pubic Area.

Welp now I’m making that a thing. Chantal has the Ooper Puss. More like gOoper at this point with all the leaking, but still.

Ooper Puss.

How long until she's going to "keep her health updates off the channel"? I'm guessing after the next diabetic doctor visit where the doctor will know nothing about nutrition, yet again.

I'm taking bets on what her first fast food binge will be when she's back in her delusional state. I'm going to say Panera Bread (do they have that in Canada?) because it's a "fresh and healthy" option. That way she can ease back into them and then blaming that as the reason for her return to the abyss.

Calling it, Subway order. The hulthiest of things, that one pedo lost tonnes of weight that one time!

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

 

[by any other]

Aren't we all forgetting something? March is chinnys birthday month, no way in hell is she eating oatmeal and drinking kale smoothies on that day. If she hasn't cycled fully by then she will break come her birthday.

If I recall correctly her birthday is late March - more than a month away. That's practically forever in Chantal years. Her oozing fupa will be just a tiny shriveled raisin in the rearview mirror by then. We have time for a full twitch arc, the second coming of box mountain, several emergency grandma concoctions, and roughly 300,000 calories. If any "changes" are visible beyond the healthy maple oatmeal, they'll be buried under a pile of food wrappers by the weekend.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Aren't we all forgetting something? March is chinnys birthday month, no way in hell is she eating syrup soup oatmeal and drinking kale smoothies on that day. If she hasn't cycled fully by then she will break come her birthday.

Live Birthday Mukbang guest starring Peetz and Cats!

Maybe we will get another chimp-out and demonic tick when she realizes there is no birthday cake for her like we did last year (or was it the year before)?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I may have jumped the gun with the popeyes prediction. Keeping my Chantal and Peetz cook with us stir fry slop on the table. I'll hedge my bet and say some pita wrap place has got a good shot too though.

 

[chantalisfat]

Oh, our skinny legend. After repeatedly claiming that she'd gone so long without eating thanks to the ER trip that she no longer felt any hunger, that she's grateful for her health issues because they're preventing her from wanting to binge on fast food, and that she can barely stomach anything, she admitted to already eating today: healthy pasta with a homemade garlic marinara, "life-saving" bananas, and split pea soup. She said she intends to meal prep a lot of healthy options today, which she'll no doubt be grazing on if not consuming entirely. Good to know your body is turned off food ATM, Chinny.

She mentions waking up in the middle of the night to hallucinations of crazy colors and cartoon characters. This sounds like a fever dream to me, but she attributes it to the antibiotics. Any guesses as to what that could be?

Oh, and the reason she gave for hiring a driveway shoveler? She and James have bad backs.

 

[Sine_Deus]

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Fawk, I wonder if I can get CME credit for watching this. Better reach out to the Board and ask.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

At around 8:01, she says her blood pressure was "actually really improved" and stated that it was "120 over like 70 something".... if you look up "normal blood pressure" on Google, it states 120/80 as the highest range of normal. Big lols. She definitely just looked that up and tweaked it a bit.

She also said her normal blood pressure was "like 140, the top number" - even that is only ("""ONLY""") pre-high blood pressure, so I am assuming she is lying there as well.

Like, something, a number.

They give you discharge papers, bitch. Your vitals will be on it.

 

[kookie]

She mentions waking up in the middle of the night to hallucinations of crazy colors and cartoon characters. This sounds like a fever dream to me, but she attributes it to the antibiotics. Any guesses as to what that could be?

Probably hit the weed as soon as she got back from the ER. Our health guru probably thinks it's fine cos it's NATURAL.

 

[KimWexlerEsq2]

Why won’t she admit to having cellulitis? She skirts around it numerous times saying “they determined it was a soft tissue infection .. probably similar to cellulitis but that’s not what they called it”.

Because cellulitis is seen as a deathfat-only ailment, mostly thanks to My 600 lb Life.

BTW, in your profile picture, she reminds me of that weird dancing baby thing from Ally McBeal.

Who has the tombstone meme ready? “Nothing tastes as good as healthy feels” (that’s totally not the quote and she knows it). February 23 - ? I’ll be generous and guess February 26 in honour of the fallen Fast Food Fridays.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Get the fuck out of here with that green screen, Chinny. I'm surprised she didn't try to find a massive lab coat and stethoscope.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

She mentions waking up in the middle of the night to hallucinations of crazy colors and cartoon characters. This sounds like a fever dream to me, but she attributes it to the antibiotics. Any guesses as to what that could be?

High blood sugar. Now, she said she didn't have anything to eat,but knowing our poutine princess she ate something extremely high in carbs and sugar right before bed.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

and just off track... a noob question maybe but,
why is there no "overall" with different threats or whatever for this cow? ( like it is for our beloved queen of the fatties)
i mean she post a lot more than amber these days.

It’s something we discussed fairly recently here (so prob 100+ pages back at the rate this thread is skipping along). The general consensus is that having one thread for Chantal is easier/tidier for everyone to follow what is happening, breaking it up into sections can spoil the flow and level of interaction. However it’s still being discussed and may happen, especially as Chantal is our Premier cow and like every good train wreck she impossible to look away from.

Personally I’d like a separate thread just to list all the names we’ve called her over the years, ‘butter gollum’ and ‘cheese witch’ being just two of my personal favourites, although ‘delusional lying cunt-face’ works too.

Hopefully she does get her shit together a little bit. I quite enjoy a smug Chantal as it builds anticipation for the certain rage-quit and tantrum that follows, it’s less of a cycle and more of a rollercoaster now - strap in gorls we’re off!

 

[Daisy Mae]

Paid someone $30 to shovel her driveway.

Peetz really is a total piece of shit. What the FUCK does he do all day. Total Loser. Just like her.

 

[shameful existence]

She mentions waking up in the middle of the night to hallucinations of crazy colors and cartoon characters. This sounds like a fever dream to me, but she attributes it to the antibiotics. Any guesses as to what that could be?

She said she keeps seeing kaleidoscope mandalas in the middle of the night, right...? I think I may have an idea.

 

[WatchOutKid]

It can be baffling at times, how a person with one foot in the grave doesn't get it together. But in Chantals’ case, I wouldn’t be bothered either. There's no point. Apart from pain relief, this disease riddled tantrum toddler wouldn’t gain anything by pulling her shit together. Family that doesn’t give a fuck, one apathetic friend and embarrassing legacy of horrid online behavior. That's it. That's all she has.

 

[Leopard Turtlechin]

The day I believe anything she says about wanting to be healthy is the day she deletes all her videos, YouTube channels, and stays off social media for at least a year. Anything less is delusion and lies. No matter how much you want to do so Chantal you aren't going to be able to lie and manipulate your way into being healthy. It's going to take hard work and sacrifice.

It doesn't matter what illnesses or disorders she does or doesn't have, because she isn't going to do anything that she needs to do to help herself. She's mad at the world and it owes her. If it doesn't allow her the easy way into what she wants, then she will sit in her dirt kitchen, raging and eating in a dirt apartment she shares with a guy she barely tolerates because he allows himself to be controlled.

 

[Gonna Eat You]

Like, something, a number.

They give you discharge papers, bitch. Your vitals will be on it.

Yeah, but you have to REALLY go to ER before they'll give you those blasted papers.. damned them to hell with their lofty requirements!