DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[AWorthlessHuman]

I would have thought that 6,867 pages would be enough for people to realize that getting in orbit of the autism vortex is enough to paint you retarded.

That's their secret, King, they're always retarded.

 

[Crooked 16th]

The people doing gay ops are dumber than Phil's fans, Where else are you gonna get a free a Trainwreck everyday like Phil for free? Of all the Lolcows to run gay ops on Phil should be at the bottom of the list because in all honesty Phil isn't abusing women, animals, or children like some of the other fucks i have seen on the internet.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

The people doing guy ops are dumber than Phil's fans, Where else are you gonna get a free a Trainwreck everyday like Phil for free? Of all the Lolcows to run gay ops on Phil should be at the bottom of the list because in all honesty Phil isn't abusing women, animals, or children like some of the other fucks i have seen on the internet.

For real and Phil is 100% capable of fucking up his own life. He is a burning car slowly rolling down a hill to a lake. Just gotta be patient and watch that bitch slide.

Giving Phil ammo to blame his shitty life on others is counterproductive.

Remember to take every DSP name you can think of on that new streaming site. DownFromTheRafters, TheGunShow84 or whatever number it was, WhoaMoses/WoahMoses, KOGaming, TheKingofHate.

I think everyone here would fully support DSP using the name DownFromTheRafters for his channel. No need to take that one.

 

[Whitegirlsdon'tlikepigs]

Phil gets himself kicked off one platform, you know his gonna do the same on the other payment platform. Why the fuck would you feel the need to do anything?

Bunch of spastics running around with a superman cape on.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Bunch of spastics running around with a superman cape on.

Gas'em all, tbh.

 

[Iron Father]

It's because to follow DSP you need to be pretty patient, the lols are typically dripfed and so you need to develop an appreciation for the subtlety of his lolcowdom, but then you get these AIDS-brained autistic ADHD drive-by "detractors" who just have to troll quickly to get clout before they move on to something else.

You're the reason DSP has any victim card cred in the first place. Fuck off back to Reddit.

 

[DZoomer]

One thing I got to accept with the years of knowing Phil is that anything that happens to Phil is, generally, just a minor setback. You can annoy him, but it is highly unlikely that Phil will go away due to gayops.

Even if he got banned from every platform like stream labs, I am sure that his paypigs would be willing to directly send him money.

So yeah, just adding to what people have already said. Stop the gayops, it's gay and it won't do much.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

"hurr durr look at me guize, i report pig, give me internet karma pointz."

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's because to follow DSP you need to be pretty patient, the lols are typically dripfed and so you need to develop an appreciation for the subtlety of his lolcowdom, but then you get these AIDS-brained autistic ADHD drive-by "detractors" who just have to troll quickly to get clout before they move on to something else.

You're the reason DSP has any victim card cred in the first place. Fuck off back to Reddit.

Yeah, I find the rule of thumb is with any lolcow is patience. Trying to force shit just doesn't work because eventually the cows become guarded to such behavior.

It's the unexpected shit that always gets the best results.

One thing I got to accept with the years of knowing Phil is that anything that happens to Phil is, generally, just a minor setback. You can annoy him, but it is highly unlikely that Phil will go away due to gayops.

Even if he got banned from every platform like stream labs, I am sure that his paypigs would be willing to directly send him money.

So yeah, just adding to what people have already said. Stop the gayops, it's gay and it won't do much.

Honestly, I don't think Phil ever truly recovered from losing Leanna. A fair degree of his current behavior probably is because he's scared of Kat leaving him on his own to, y'know, adult and stuff.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I and others have said this, but to the newbies: The best way to troll phil is to not give him money and to make fun of him either on kiwifarms or elsewhere
If you want points with us for "interacting with the pig", then do what Nigel does and dox his fans/WWE Champions Guild Members. Reporting him for anything is gay and if we accepted that, then you'd have hundreds, if not thousands, of screenshots from spergs posting of how they reported Phil here.

 

[Iron Father]

Since some of us were talking about Leanna elsewhere I thought I'd share this...

One of my favorite Phil / Leanna interactions. Imagine your girlfriend who is about a decade your junior having to talk to you like you're a child because you think eating raw cookie dough will get you sick.

We need someone to pop in and say "shut up and eat" every time he launches into long rambling descriptions before doing a DSP Tries It. I felt Leanna's frustration here, dealing with a pathologically afraid manbaby worried about eating ice cream.

 

[Forbidden Math]

You're wrong there, streamlabs does not handle the payment processing. and even if they did I still couldn't see them giving a fuck about the chargebacks. Most streamers use them for tips, even Phils chargebacks would be a drop in the ocean.

I know what happened to the StreamLabs account, it got banned. I will have proof within 48-72 hours but it involves a journalist sending an email to them and StreamLabs shitting their pants for negative PR.

Wait, so your big brained scheme is to threaten StreamLabs with "negative PR" in a bid to get official info on DSP's account being banned? This sounds like it could easily backfire and just make them unban him. I mean if they fear "negative PR" wouldn't the best way to stop that PR be to remove the ban?

I think you're about to play yourself and you need to calm down on your joyful operations before you inflict some pigroach luck on DSP.

 

[Swirling weeb]

It’s simple fellas just watch the dude fumble to wrap the rope around his neck and toss the bolder into the ocean there’s no need to intervine this is a story of one pig fucking up his life after all adopt the Chris Chan approach watch but don’t pozload my neghole you’ll just end up covered in it
Edit: I didn’t finish my sentence there

 

[Gramh]

If you want a look at how bad trying to troll Phil directly is, look no further than Superhound. Dude has to be almost 24/7 trying to fuck with the pigroach, and it's resulted in maybe 4 hours worth of content in a year and a half. For every 2 hours you put in fucking with the pig, expect 1 second worth of reaction at most. Peak results is when Phil fucks himself.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Since some of us were talking about Leanna elsewhere I thought I'd share this...

One of my favorite Phil / Leanna interactions. Imagine your girlfriend who is about a decade your junior having to talk to you like you're a child because you think eating raw cookie dough will get you sick.

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Phil: Berates detractors for being immature children who don't know how shit works
Also Phil: Needs to be handheld through games made for 5 year olds

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

I know what happened to the StreamLabs account, it got banned. I will have proof within 48-72 hours but it involves a journalist sending an email to them and StreamLabs shitting their pants for negative PR.

You're a retard if you seriously believe that.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

If you want a look at how bad trying to troll Phil directly is, look no further than Superhound. Dude has to be almost 24/7 trying to fuck with the pigroach, and it's resulted in maybe 4 hours worth of content in a year and a half. For every 2 hours you put in fucking with the pig, expect 1 second worth of reaction at most. Peak results is when Phil fucks himself.

And you know what, apart from causing him a little bit on angst on twitter and brining up that these people are a bunch of "mental fucken midgets who have absolutely nothing to do in their pathetic lives" during his pre streams, his constant barrage of DMCA strikes did absolutely nothing to the roach, all it did was add more fuel to the fire that so many people are trying to slander and harass him and Phil will continue to point the finger at people just like Superhound so he can prove to his "fans" just how mentally screwed up some people are and that he faces a constant barrage of hate and toxicity daily, but it encourages him to do better, or whatever the hell he thinks in his mind success looks like to him.

Edit: Although I will admit, the email he got about a strike from Superhound and he saw his name and he was slouched over on his gout couch wearing his puffy vest trying to come off as intimidating saying "I'm coming for you, I'm gonna find out who you are, you mother fucker, you're fucked, you are dumb" was pretty hilarious and his attempt to come off as a more macho adult was laughable.

 

[PutridElephant]

Yeah most blind users will have their phones announce everything for them with the voice that they want and at the speed that they want, which is usually like 3x as fast a normal human speech. Phil's audio schedules are the exact opposite of those things, with an embedded media control for them to navigate by touch as well.

Doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, does it anyway.

EDIT: You know really the stupid fucking aspect is that neither his visual nor audio schedules are plain text. Both sighted and non-sighted people would prefer plain text, because it's the text size they want, using system fonts, it's easier to read especially if you're on a small screen that requires text wrapping. All he has to do is just post one plain text schedule for everyone, but no, Phil has to be different and do things in a completely arbitrary and autistic way.

I don't know what is up with his hardon for "blind" viewers. The way he treated his playthrough of The Quiet Man was a slap in the face to deaf people. He has no empathy for anyone. if it wasn't for SBM he wouldn't give a shit about blind people. He's flip his story quick if he had some SuperDeafMan show up and give him loads of money to play The Quiet Man 2.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Since some of us were talking about Leanna elsewhere I thought I'd share this...

One of my favorite Phil / Leanna interactions. Imagine your girlfriend who is about a decade your junior having to talk to you like you're a child because you think eating raw cookie dough will get you sick.

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We need someone to pop in and say "shut up and eat" every time he launches into long rambling descriptions before doing a DSP Tries It. I felt Leanna's frustration here, dealing with a pathologically afraid manbaby worried about eating ice cream.

DSP Tries It are always so autistic. The way he's sampling it like it's an expensive Sauvignon "hhm yep I'm getting notes of cookie dough" Phil it's fucking ice cream.

 

[gh0stzero]

These people are just like the retarrrrs that ruined the bankruptcy by spamming the trustee with meme messages and unhinged letters about how Phil is bad at games and scams children.

Could some one freedom of information request those emails from the trustee Nancy?

I just want to hear all the ways tards can say "he called kojima a cocksucker and then he took his dick out and started masturbating furiously live on Twitch1!11!"