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Nobody even needs to snap. They just need to bump Bonnie's shoulder while he's in his crow's nest aiming at the neighbors.
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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Edit: Had the wrong freakshow for a second.
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And probably to share blacklists like a lot of small industries do
The Ether Is Real
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18 castrated unicorns dead in a barn at Tran Ranch. Which one snapped? The world will never know.
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I would kill for your take on some of these dynamics giving your first hand experience.
dirtydeanna96
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TBH reading Plato is pretty based.
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While Kevin is just a degenerate AGP, Boring Kate sounds to me like a victim of sissy hypno porn (and self hating gay man). He spouts off pretty much the exact same things they do in the videos, which tells men, "Can't get laid? Obviously you're a failure of a man and a beta, so the only thing to do now is become a woman, be a bimbo, and get fucked like the sissy slut you are!" It's very much pandered to incels, AGPs, and those with humiliation fetishes/kinks.
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COPE THE RANCH ISNT A DATING SPOT, KEVIE
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I think Gibes is just trying to recruit for his own break-off cult:
KevinsGate
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It wouldn't get off the ground. Kevin's not motivated enough to actually make it work. His grift would fall apart once his cultists realize he can't provide for him and find a new cult leader.
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Troon Fagin sends out his orphan boy Kevvie to go a-begging on the sooty streets of Twitter, but oh ho! Kevvie's only way of ensnaring shekels and asspats is to e-date other troons. What an entanglement for the old schemer! You're really in it now, Troon Fagin.
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it goes without saying, but I don't think these people have much experience with having actually friends, so when they make a close, deep emotionally connection with someone, they gotta label it, instead of just being normal friends like everyone else
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But...but...then they'll be just like everyone else and not some UwU uberspecial that doesn't need a personality!
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No, I can assure you that these people are not like everyone else.
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That is a horrifying thought. Even though Penny and Bonnie are fucked up in their own right, they at least have some standards and actually do attempt to try to make something of the tranch, despite the fact they're hilariously inept at it. I mean at this point (i'm going by the pictures from that I remember), they have three troons who actually work, and two who stay inside and do nothing. When they do get a troon who wants to live at the tranch, he's automatically put to the hard labor, just so it helps take a load off Penny, Bonnie, and the other troon. And since all troons are liars and extremely lazy, we have the camp of "omg they worked me like a slave and forced me to have sex!!" (which it's become apparent the tranch inhabitants don't have sex, since castration kills your libido) to the tranch "omg it's a tranch. you're supposed to work! there's only three of us!!"
Kevin though, just attracts the troons that are lazy grifters like he is, and are just wanting a free place to stay with free food and so they can play out their degenerate fantasies. They're exactly the type who would go, "I'm Kevin's girlfriend, so therefore I can mooch off him and also do nothing like he does." And I wonder if Kevin tries to spin that type of narrative to his "girlfriends". "Like hey guys, come move to the tranch! It's great. You just lay around the house, sperging out on twitter, and you don't have to actually do any work. You can also grift for toys! Move in with me!"
Like the tranch is highly entertaining because of how stupid everyone is, though some do attempt to try, however horribly. Kevin with his own cult though...that's just too terrifying to think about.
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Kevin gets kicked out of/leaves the tranch saga when?
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These disgusting pigs can only talk about coomer shit can't they?? Even the tranch is just a coomer playground for them & for Kevin it most likely is because he does absolutely nothing all day besides buying garbage & tweeting about his deranged sex fantasies.
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ok I am i’m really confused, first? Is the furry documentary coyote a woman or a “woman”?
No idea why kevin is doing mental gymnastics around what he says he wants as a platonic relationship but also doesn’t want to leave this person side and says he wants to be with them all the time.
It’s obviously that he’s talking about Ash because she’s the only one who’s been on the ranch in the last 2 months. Is ash a disgusting subhuman cis female ergo Kevin has to explain his feelings towards “her” like you would a dog?
I also love the way that pretty much all trannies and loser LGBT+ fags are jealous of kevin on the ranch but Kevin can’t wait to get away from it and thinks Ash is the coolest person alive in the LGBT space.
Kevin must think “wow, you just sit at home and make videos and get money? I’m so jealous of you. These bigots on the ranch want me to shovel shit”
A lot of people do kind of feel for Bonnie. He does seem to try and take everything with the ranch really seriously. More so than Penny anyway.
him and his husband have dumped their entire life savings and gone into debt just to pay for the ranch.
Unfortunately any goodwill towards Bonnie has been essentially shattered because he put real woman in the hospital for the crime of holding up a gender critical sign.
I bet you Bonnie has aimed his rifle into kevin‘s window more than once and just thought of himself “it would be so easy...”
Bonnie more than once: “ The ranch is not a dating service“
Cumbrians Kevvie and Wedge: “ we should make a porno studio in the ranch!!!1”
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Id prefer the minecraft ending of kevkev's Twitter going oddly silent then the breaking news reports begin years later of "bodies of unknown men found in old out of use well at Tran Ranch". Cue pics of Pennywise and Honnie in cuffs as the troon dome is raided. Alpacas and others being taken in hundreds by the ASPCA....
Wedge takes the stand to discuss affiliations if he hasn't 41% by then. The "volunteers" come out with tales of the amhole and horror stories. New charges filed constantly as victims of the Tranch speak out. Video of Pennywise going apeshit being detained and Bonnie admitting the finger slipped one night while just looking at kevin sneaking in and out of the tranny tents one night. Turns out this wasn't the last one though. Multiple harem members and coomers with no where else to go end up down the old well that they had almost grifted enough to seal....
The trial and Nancy Grace arc would be soooo much better.
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oh my god what if they call it Tenacious Poonicorn Ranch