Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I am well aware but Twitter has become rather dedicated to doxxing people and not taking down child pornography.
Yeah, I get teh doxxin' (tm) but, unless he's just making a blind accusation, child porn? really? We've expressed numerous times that those who get caught with CP should be shot, both inside and OUTSIDE of Minecraft.
 
40% of Trump voters haven't even heard of QAnon, and most who have don't like them. Let's see how Bobby explains the conundrum:
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Such staunch Believers. :story:

Make Trump voters afraid again!
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January 6!!! JANUARY SIXTH!!!! Ah!! The PAIN!!!!
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Superwoman was designed to appeal to Trump voters -- how dare a company aims to make a profit!
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Here is Phil Jimenez's comment that accompanies this image on Instagram. It is embarrassingly woke and juvenile, but there is no mention of Trump voters:
Ah, #Superwoman. What a strange adventure you were. I had such high hopes for this project — plotted out roughly two years’ worth of stories with Lana and Lois and Steel and Natasha and Traci and Lex and the rest of the gang: love triangles and drug abuse; an exploration of women, friendship, and allyship, and their intersections with race and class; sibling rivalry, stolen credit; and the cost of revenge; burgeoning LGBTQ love; panic and anxiety (reflecting my own experiences); memory, loss, grief; and even the weird relationship between Atomic Skull and Bizzaress (I loved them!) — and so much more. I even developed a healthy supporting cast of regular folk, including a deaf character, tho they never got much play. Alas, my own creative/personal issues, mixed with behind the scenes upheavals/battles and a huge continuity patch to the Suoerman universe that rendered my first couple of arcs non-canon before they were even finished (and a note from higher ups that we needed to appeal more to Trump voters) wiped me out. I know the first issue caused quite a stir and I sure wish I could have seen the original story to its conclusion (a common story in my last few years at @dccomics, I realize). That said, I never in my life thought I’d ever get to play with Superman or his universe, and it was a great opportunity and a real honor; and got to work with some incredibly fabulous artists; learned so much (even at this age I keep learning!), and I got to write one of my favorite scenes in comics ever — when Lana Lang calls Lex Luther a giant piece of shit. Literally. That little panel made it alllll worth it. 😃

Someone appeals to common sense, which gets deflected by Bobby's force field of delusion:
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Bobby is against standardized tests, presumably for the same tired woke reasons. His Chinese overlords are going to have very stern words with him:
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Something something white trash:
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Fox G Green, enemy of Breadtube, seeks to expose the dirtbag left; Bobby advocates guilt-by-association
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I'm not aware of any scandal surrounding Fauna and Flora International. Anybody?

Speaking of Breadtube:
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For my money Peter Coffin is no where nearly as "gross" as Nick Parrott and Ollie Thorn.

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Cartoon and Disney:
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Disney and MCU are getting desperate and throw everything against the wall to see which sticks. Bobby is too dumb to read the writing:
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This thread is originally about the Harry Potter game. Bobby got mentioned on the sideline for his Eugenics advocacy:
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You're welcome Bobby. And when we finished Cuties II you'll be the first to know.
Hey, I'm in this one!
 
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He probably thinks this site and 4chan are one and the same.
Considering that Bob refuses to use his brain on opinions, he would think that we are 4chan. Also, it's nice to see that we live rent free in his head. Since we know that he reads this thread, "Hi Bob!"
 
Superwoman was designed to appeal to Trump voters -- how dare a company aims to make a profit!
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No one was reading Superwoman. That was why it was the first of the Rebirth Superman titles to get the axe. Even the Super-Man of China lasted longer.

As for what Jimenez was referring to, I'm guessing that he was referring to "Superman Reborn," which merged the Post-Crisis Superman and Lois with their New 52 counterparts. Something about N52 Superman/Lois's essence being inside Lana Lang, or something convoluted like that. Of course, Bob didn't even read the Rebirth runs of Superman and Action Comics written by Peter Tomasi and Dan Jurgens so he knows jack shit about DC Rebirth.
 
Fox G Green, enemy of Breadtube, seeks to expose the dirtbag left; Bobby advocates guilt-by-association
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I'm not aware of any scandal surrounding Fauna and Flora International. Anybody?
Colonialism. They established preserves throughout the British Empire, the criticism is that they took the land away from the natives in order to do so. For example, land in Tanzania was turned into preserves which mostly wealthy foreigners come to visit, the land could in theory be put to better use for growth for Tanzanians.

What's funny is I'm pretty sure Robert would scream his head off if some dirty foreign "fascist" started seizing nature preserves in Africa to sell off to private interests or to explore for minerals or whatever.
 
40% of Trump voters haven't even heard of QAnon, and most who have don't like them. Let's see how Bobby explains the conundrum:
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Such staunch Believers. :story:
I'm usually not inclined to believe polling, but in this instance I'm inclined to believe that most normie conservative voters aren't really clued in to what QAnon is. Blobert knows because he's a terminally online sperg who thrives off of being pissed and miserable, but your average suburban conservative, not so much.
 
My Mom's a Werewolf is a silly bit of fluff with a couple of pretty funny performances. Hate it, sure, it's not very good, but if you're filled with rage then the problem is on you, Speds McGee.

Also what the hell am I doing back here? How has Bob been? I must be 100+ pages behind.
Good to see you around. Luckily you haven't missed much, at least nothing on par with the Lindsey Ellis BTFO a few months ago. Bobby's still doing the same old thing: poorly reviewing pop culture ephemera (and by that I mean barely concealing his thirst for Elisabeth Olsen in WandaVision; seriously it's about the only thing he's been talking about) and expressing his desires to gas the red states. That rhetoric's certainly ramped up more post-Trump, now that he feels like everyone can obviously see that the Mayo Ghouls really are subhuman after a few boomers took selfies in the Capitol.

But now he's literally a 40-year-old virgin, so that's gotta sting. I'd ask if a midlife crisis Bob saga is coming soon, but he's kind of always in an existential crisis with his constant complaints over not having his Superior Future™ hand-delivered to him by a big-tiddied Asian gf, so I'm not sure how different that would be.
 
Considering that Bob refuses to use his brain on opinions, he would think that we are 4chan. Also, it's nice to see that we live rent free in his head. Since we know that he reads this thread, "Hi Bob!"
It's not that he refuses to use his brain, he's actually trying. Problem is, his brain is so tiny, smooth, and useless that it's almost a vestigial organ for him. Not much brainpower needed to sit drooling in front of the latest capeshit, take 12 trips to the shitter everyday, and stuff his fat ass with junk food whilst firing off a couple hundred Tweets per day.
 
40% of Trump voters haven't even heard of QAnon, and most who have don't like them. Let's see how Bobby explains the conundrum:
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Such staunch Believers. :story:

Make Trump voters afraid again!
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January 6!!! JANUARY SIXTH!!!! Ah!! The PAIN!!!!
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Superwoman was designed to appeal to Trump voters -- how dare a company aims to make a profit!
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Here is Phil Jimenez's comment that accompanies this image on Instagram. It is embarrassingly woke and juvenile, but there is no mention of Trump voters:
Ah, #Superwoman. What a strange adventure you were. I had such high hopes for this project — plotted out roughly two years’ worth of stories with Lana and Lois and Steel and Natasha and Traci and Lex and the rest of the gang: love triangles and drug abuse; an exploration of women, friendship, and allyship, and their intersections with race and class; sibling rivalry, stolen credit; and the cost of revenge; burgeoning LGBTQ love; panic and anxiety (reflecting my own experiences); memory, loss, grief; and even the weird relationship between Atomic Skull and Bizzaress (I loved them!) — and so much more. I even developed a healthy supporting cast of regular folk, including a deaf character, tho they never got much play. Alas, my own creative/personal issues, mixed with behind the scenes upheavals/battles and a huge continuity patch to the Suoerman universe that rendered my first couple of arcs non-canon before they were even finished (and a note from higher ups that we needed to appeal more to Trump voters) wiped me out. I know the first issue caused quite a stir and I sure wish I could have seen the original story to its conclusion (a common story in my last few years at @dccomics, I realize). That said, I never in my life thought I’d ever get to play with Superman or his universe, and it was a great opportunity and a real honor; and got to work with some incredibly fabulous artists; learned so much (even at this age I keep learning!), and I got to write one of my favorite scenes in comics ever — when Lana Lang calls Lex Luther a giant piece of shit. Literally. That little panel made it alllll worth it. 😃

Someone appeals to common sense, which gets deflected by Bobby's force field of delusion:
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+ + + +
Bobby is against standardized tests, presumably for the same tired woke reasons. His Chinese overlords are going to have very stern words with him:
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Something something white trash:
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Fox G Green, enemy of Breadtube, seeks to expose the dirtbag left; Bobby advocates guilt-by-association
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I'm not aware of any scandal surrounding Fauna and Flora International. Anybody?

Speaking of Breadtube:
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For my money Peter Coffin is no where nearly as "gross" as Nick Parrott and Ollie Thorn.

+ + + +
Cartoon and Disney:
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Disney and MCU are getting desperate and throw everything against the wall to see which sticks. Bobby is too dumb to read the writing:
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This thread is originally about the Harry Potter game. Bobby got mentioned on the sideline for his Eugenics advocacy:
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You're welcome Bobby. And when we finished Cuties II you'll be the first to know.
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40% of Trump voters haven't even heard of QAnon, and most who have don't like them. Let's see how Bobby explains the conundrum:
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Supporting socially conservative policies does not make you a Q tard. QAnon is basically the belief that:
• everyone in the entertainment world is a Satanist paedophile apart from Donald Trump
• Donald Trump was ordained by God to become POTUS and stop these Satanist paedophiles.

Also lol at anti-Catholics comparing other people to the Know-Nothings.
January 6!!! JANUARY SIXTH!!!! Ah!! The PAIN!!!!
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Please ask an actual Jew with relatives who were in the camps whether comparing Pmurt to Hitler is justified.
Bobby is against standardized tests, presumably for the same tired woke reasons. His Chinese overlords are going to have very stern words with him:
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Does this mean that Blob failed the SAT when he was in school?
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Saying that Jeff Manchin is bad because he won't suck off Biden is not the hot take you think it is.

For what it's worth Manchin is a stubborn old moderate (who here remembers ”defund, my butt”?) and he's probably not too keen on a woman who's made the remarks Tanden's made being appointed to a government post.
Fox G Green, enemy of Breadtube, seeks to expose the dirtbag left; Bobby advocates guilt-by-association
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I'm not aware of any scandal surrounding Fauna and Flora International. Anybody?
I don't know but Fox is basically saying that opposition to globalism is bourgeois.

This reads like he threw darts at an article in the Guardian's opinion section and picked out the buzzwords he thought sounded cute.
What part of ”freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences” does Blob not understand?

Even if you want to ignore that joke there are thousands of examples of Blob saying that Trump voters aren't ”necessary” and that ”creative-class workers” (read: Blob) are the natural leaders of society.
 
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