Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


  • Total voters
    1,451
Status
Not open for further replies.
Come on man. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
I think it's important to draw the distinction between celebrating a death because it represents a real tangible shift in political power rather than celebrating the death of somebody just because they privately advanced the ideas you disagree with.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg should have retired during the Obama administration but she chose not to, instead she dragged it out as long as she could to the point that her death was the only way she'd relinquish control. This also applies to John McCain, and why you saw so many people happy about his death.
You should never treat your power and your mortality as one in the same, because it gives others justification to want you to perish.
 
Last edited:
I think it's important to draw the distinction between a celebrating a death because it represents a real tangible shift in political power rather than celebrating the death of somebody just because they privately advanced the ideas you disagree with.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg should have retired during the Obama administration but she chose not to, instead she dragged it out as long as she could to the point that her death was the only way she'd relinquish control. This also applies to John McCain, and why you saw so many people happy about his death.
You should never treat your power and your mortality as one in the same, because it gives others justification to want you to perish.
Most of what I was seeing was "ding dong, the witch is dead" , and not "finally a supreme court seat that should have been vacated a decade ago has opened up"
 
Most of what I was seeing was "ding dong, the witch is dead" , and not "finally a supreme court seat that should have been vacated a decade ago has opened up"
Same reason I said we should give the brain cancer that killed John McCain a medal of valor (and not "Oh golly gee! Finally we can get a real Republican in that Arizona senate seat!")
Because it's funnier.
 
Last edited:
Same reason I said we should give the brain cancer that killed John McCain a medal of valor.
Because it's funnier.
Yeah... but nobody was especially funny about dancing on rbg's grave. Just a month of "oh you don't like it? Cry harder lib" .

People did get in some really good ones about McCain, I'll give you that
 
  • Like
Reactions: Koby_Fish
They already make fun of people who are as fat as Bob is.

I meant there's a scene where Michael Keaton's character hallucinates the superhero he used to play in the 90's (not a subtle reference to anything at all), and he says that the kind of movies most people prefer to watch have explosions and mindless action, like the kind of movies Bob loves to talk about and call "cinema".
 
Most of what I was seeing was "ding dong, the witch is dead" , and not "finally a supreme court seat that should have been vacated a decade ago has opened up"
I also don't remember much public celebration. Sure, the KF thread was filled with crab raves, but I didn't see Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell tweeting about it like retards. It just makes you look bad to publicly celebrate the death of someone who isn't one of a select few "villains" (e.g. Hitler, bin Laden, etc.).
 
Bobby wants to remake Catholicism in his own image:
Untitled.png
And whatever happens to be popular shall be the law of the church so sayeth Saint Bob of the basement. May the lord Mario deliver him from his feces drenched home and from his diabetes. Communion wine shall now be Mountain Dew and the bread shall be Doritos.
 
Just a random sighting of a Bobby's angel in the wild.

Was watching SFDebris' review of Jurassic Park 2 (because it's so funny) and look who I spy in the comments:

1614112657859.png
 
That paragraph is all I need to know that person has autism.

My Mom's a Werewolf is a silly bit of fluff with a couple of pretty funny performances. Hate it, sure, it's not very good, but if you're filled with rage then the problem is on you, Speds McGee.

Also what the hell am I doing back here? How has Bob been? I must be 100+ pages behind.
 
40% of Trump voters haven't even heard of QAnon, and most who have don't like them. Let's see how Bobby explains the conundrum:
Untitled.png
Such staunch Believers. :story:

Make Trump voters afraid again!
7.png

January 6!!! JANUARY SIXTH!!!! Ah!! The PAIN!!!!
7.png

Superwoman was designed to appeal to Trump voters -- how dare a company aims to make a profit!
Untitled.png

152144337_339548954012614_16549378709226572_n.jpg

Here is Phil Jimenez's comment that accompanies this image on Instagram. It is embarrassingly woke and juvenile, but there is no mention of Trump voters:
Ah, #Superwoman. What a strange adventure you were. I had such high hopes for this project — plotted out roughly two years’ worth of stories with Lana and Lois and Steel and Natasha and Traci and Lex and the rest of the gang: love triangles and drug abuse; an exploration of women, friendship, and allyship, and their intersections with race and class; sibling rivalry, stolen credit; and the cost of revenge; burgeoning LGBTQ love; panic and anxiety (reflecting my own experiences); memory, loss, grief; and even the weird relationship between Atomic Skull and Bizzaress (I loved them!) — and so much more. I even developed a healthy supporting cast of regular folk, including a deaf character, tho they never got much play. Alas, my own creative/personal issues, mixed with behind the scenes upheavals/battles and a huge continuity patch to the Suoerman universe that rendered my first couple of arcs non-canon before they were even finished (and a note from higher ups that we needed to appeal more to Trump voters) wiped me out. I know the first issue caused quite a stir and I sure wish I could have seen the original story to its conclusion (a common story in my last few years at @dccomics, I realize). That said, I never in my life thought I’d ever get to play with Superman or his universe, and it was a great opportunity and a real honor; and got to work with some incredibly fabulous artists; learned so much (even at this age I keep learning!), and I got to write one of my favorite scenes in comics ever — when Lana Lang calls Lex Luther a giant piece of shit. Literally. That little panel made it alllll worth it. 😃

Someone appeals to common sense, which gets deflected by Bobby's force field of delusion:
Untitled.png

+ + + +
Bobby is against standardized tests, presumably for the same tired woke reasons. His Chinese overlords are going to have very stern words with him:
7.png

Something something white trash:
-p0.png

Fox G Green, enemy of Breadtube, seeks to expose the dirtbag left; Bobby advocates guilt-by-association
7.png
I'm not aware of any scandal surrounding Fauna and Flora International. Anybody?

Speaking of Breadtube:
-.png
For my money Peter Coffin is nowhere nearly as gross as Nick Parrott and Ollie Thorn.

+ + + +
Cartoon and Disney:
Untitled.png

Disney and MCU are getting desperate and throw everything against the wall to see which sticks. Bobby is too dumb to read the writing:
7.png

This thread is originally about the Harry Potter game. Bobby got mentioned on the sideline for his Eugenics advocacy:
73.png

7.png
You're welcome Bobby. And when we finished Cuties II you'll be the first to know.
 
Last edited:
My Mom's a Werewolf is a silly bit of fluff with a couple of pretty funny performances. Hate it, sure, it's not very good, but if you're filled with rage then the problem is on you, Speds McGee.

Also what the hell am I doing back here? How has Bob been? I must be 100+ pages behind.
Seriously, I've walked away from bad movies, but, I've never walked away ANGRY.

Angry at a particularly bad plot hole or critical failure in research? Yes, but that was always anger at the laziness of the screenwriter for making it and nobody in the production apparatus catching it.

I've never gotten ANGRY at a movie for just existing and failing to entertain me.

It's a whole new level of autism to take a bad movie personally, even if you are a critic.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back