Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

You guys. YOU GUYS. Amy's newest addition to her line of grammatically incorrect apparel and accessories.
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Life give you apple?
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She's updated her about section.
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Mommy to 3 beautiful babies and an amazing man. Congrats Ali, you lost a wife but gained a mommy.
'a Skunk whom has won the hearts of many.' You'd think Amy is way too stupid to get even within a light year of grammatical issues like who/whom usage, but somehow she's done it.
 
She's updated her about section.
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Mommy to 3 beautiful babies and an amazing man. Congrats Ali, you lost a wife but gained a mommy.

Well done, A-me!

Fixed one mistake and added twelve more. Should just give it up and let Sebastian do your writing for you. Couldn't be any worse.
800 skunks typing for 800 years would all produce better shit than Amy.

Goddamn assholes
 
Since Amy isn't selling jack shit, she decided to entice potential customers with higher prices on everything today. I think she's accidentally set everything to free shipping. I believe it's accidental because if it weren't she would have advertised it as an inducement.

And what the fuck are the shirts made of? Paper? Kraft Singles? Uranium? What are the care instructions? It's all a great mystery.

There isn't a single bit of copy she's written that isn't a grammar disaster. Not one. I know what all of these words mean, but she's ordered them in such a way to relieve them of their meaning. It's quite an achievement.
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Could this be uglier? I submit it could not.

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While not the most egregious of her spelling and overall grammar issues posted here, this product reads as if its title was dictated from a foreign language translator. "Sanitize bottle" sounds like a part you'd find in an overly complicated 'do-it-yourself' project from China, attendant with those horrible, broken English directions.

You'd think Amy was the immigrant, not her husband!
 

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I did a capture of her entire webpage for posterity. Also fucking hell, $14.99 for a resin pokey pokey?

Edit to add: She still has not removed her listings from Etsy despite saying on her last live that she was going to remove them.
She was so smug during that LIVE, pretending like she slayed Goliah (maybe Amy can enlighten us with a Koran parable, or one from her last pilgrimage to Burger King). I wonder how she will spin her website's impending failure and inevitable surrender back to Etsy. Is there a reason why she doesn't try eBay?
 
New business plan!

Go to Amazon
Search "tackiest shit you sell"
Find tacky shit
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Put it on Amyzon
Jack the price $20
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Oh, you're complaining about the absence of product information? I'll just copy/paste that shit right from Amazon and onto Amyzon and no one will be the wiser.

WORKING SO HARD YOU GUYS

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or you can buy it more or less half that price from a reputable store. Is she embroidering the names on or just sticking those tacky transfers on? :roll:

Remember folks......."100% handmade" by Mommie Dearest,

LOL @StrawberryDouche beat me to it - I looked on Amazon too.

ETA Just under £28 in the UK (Amazon) for two
 
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New business plan!

Go to Amazon
Search "tackiest shit you sell"
Find tacky shit
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Put it on Amyzon
Jack the price $20
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Oh, you're complaining about the absence of product information? I'll just copy/paste that shit right from Amazon and onto Amyzon and no one will be the wiser.

WORKING SO HARD YOU GUYS

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My favorite part of this is you know that Amy thought this was absolutely genius and that there is no way anyone would figure it out.

I love how impressively stupid she is.
 
My favorite part of this is you know that Amy thought this was absolutely genius and that there is no way anyone would figure it out.

I love how impressively stupid she is.
Her latest "100% homemade" ripped-off items are entertaining me atm.

eta: I did notice she's not offering 100% satisfaction and money back guarantee as in the original description she thieved.
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So since there's no option to chose a style of swaddle, does that mean you get BOTH of the swaddles shown for Nemo or Mermaid?

Shame that her website doesn't allow for reviews so we'll never know how the IRL photoshopping of words onto those swaddle/stuffy things turns out.
 
While not the most egregious of her spelling and overall grammar issues posted here, this product reads as if its title was dictated from a foreign language translator. "Sanitize bottle" sounds like a part you'd find in an overly complicated 'do-it-yourself' project from China, attendant with those horrible, broken English directions.

You'd think Amy was the immigrant, not her husband!
Those are the caring instructions.
 
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