DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

Going off memory, I remember some guy gave Phil the money to buy that Goose puzzle game, but shortly after taking his money Phil said he wasn't going to play it (and just pocket the money).

He faced lots of backlash from his own paypigs, so that he ended up begrudgingly purchasing it, and then berated the guy who gave him money and said that all donations he recieves are his to do with as he pleases.

nah I remember someone tipped the wrong amount and he had to refund and take the vest off, can't find a clip though

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

If I recall correctly, there were no gin tweets the previous Tuesday either. I'm almost sure it's because we were looking forward to them. Piggy subverted our expectations.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Gin tweet Phillip is my favourite. Out in the real world, with his shitty hot takes on whatever is trending and ''Woe is me'' bad attitude. And it inevitbly ends with ''Phil blocked me'' whilst he is off to wean some pitty bucks on stream about how people who are responding to his stupidity are hounding him

I think he's been reading the farms and noticed how much we as a community band together to laugh at him in the real world

 

[Pargon]

Gin tweet Phillip is my favourite. Out in the real world, with his shitty hot takes on whatever is trending and ''Woe is me'' bad attitude. And it inevitbly ends with ''Phil blocked me'' whilst he is off to wean some pitty bucks on stream about how people who are responding to his stupidity are hounding him

I think he's been reading the farms and noticed how much we as a community band together to laugh at him in the real world

Respectfully disagree. Phil loves Twitter. He loves the imagined prestige the blue checkmark gives him and the fact that it's an extension of the tumbleweed forums and his stream chat where he can shoot his mouth off, then block and insult anyone with a contrary opinion after the fact. Phil will brazenly embrace any place on the internet that allows him to control his own narrative, which is why he will never post here using the secret account he absolutely does not have.

I honestly think why Phil was mostly silent yesterday had 100% to do with him scrambling to find out what happened on Monday and reverse it.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Or maybe he spent his Gin money on WWE Champions. It has been a slow week

 

[Pepper Jack]

nah I remember someone tipped the wrong amount and he had to refund and take the vest off, can't find a clip though

I remember this too. I believe the tipper wanted to tip $5 but sent $50 by mistake.

 

[Very Honest Content]

It was actually the only one in stock when he bought it and was upset he gad to buy the disc version, at least until he got divinity 2 for $20 physical instead of $40 digital, then it his great idea to get the disc version.

He literally said at the time he ordered the thing during a Batman stream that he'd probably never use the disc option to play games. He was already comitted to viewer choice the Divinity game at this time, the one he's playing now on disc, when he made that claim. Really shows off the foresight he uses in his jahb.

 

[CoomerCouch]

And who the fuck are all these new faces and why are they all mentally retarded people? Are you all ex paypigs? James the Lesser fans?

The fact that such a thing unironically exists is a better argument for eugenics than anything Movieblob has come up with thus far.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

The fact that such a thing unironically exists is a better argument for eugenics than anything Movieblob has come up with thus far.

Mate sadly so many detractors are like James the Lesser, they just hide it better. There are so many detractor "secret boy groups" where they shit on other detractors behind their backs in private, only to suck their pecker in public. There are some good lads, but they are a shocking minority.

What I saw in the last two weeks makes me really think Phil and SuperHound are the less autistic sides.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ha ha ha, you idiot! Phil masturbated on YouTube, not Twitch!

DEBUNKED!

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I also want to throw another gun on the pile.

"Phil have you ever been milked?"

This is a disgusting comment! Blah blah blah, it's something sexual or some shit. Get banned.

Now let's think a minute. Was this guy mocking Phil's tits? His penis? Or was he saying Phil is a cow? A lolcow. Someone who can be milked for lols.

I don't know the context the guy meant "milked", but I immediately thought it was sneakily calling him a lolcow.

It's a meme. A detractor meme. Phil is a lolcow and getting milked for lols.

Okay, here's the smoking gun. A guy asks if Phil gets milked. That's a disgusting sexual thing according to Phil, when (I assume) it is a detractor meme. But ask something about rafters or gun shows or whatever faction he is in and Phil immediately says it is a new meme and ignore it.

When something is an actual meme, i.e. milking lolcows, Phil is in the dark. When something hits too close to home, i.e. Downfromtherafters, it is a detractor meme.

Evidence that "milking" is a meme? People said "milk" so much on the farms that Jersh put a word filter to change it to "tard cum". This is well known to the old heads. But mention anything super specific about WWE Champions and Phil immediately knows that you are meming on him.

Makes you think.

Scopely is heavily milking him.

Pretty sure somewhere in this thread is info about Phil's mom helping with the local special olympics

Raising Phail doesn't count

It's why he held Mario hostage for $200 last week, and when asked why someone couldn't give him $60 in Switch credit, claimed that his internet would be shut off the moment that the bill was overdue.

If that claim is to be believed, Then he would need to be around 3 months behind on the bill.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

nah I remember someone tipped the wrong amount and he had to refund and take the vest off, can't find a clip though

Was looking thru PPG for the clip but couldn't find it, I did come across this random beauty of a clip though. So satisfying to hear. Relevant timestamp is 20:42 - 21:35

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Scopely is heavily milking him.

Raising Phail doesn't count

If that claim is to be believed, Then he would need to be around 3 months behind on the bill.

To add to this for any wheelchairs lurking, during those months we would notice Phil's connection degrading. ISPs don't instantly shut down your intetnet when you fall behind. They start with throttling your connection until you square up.

It would be noticeable.

 

[CoomerCouch]

Mate sadly so many detractors are like James the Lesser, they just hide it better. There are so many detractor "secret boy groups" where they shit on other detractors, only to suck their pecker in public. There are some good lads, but they are a shocking minority.

What I saw in the last two weeks makes me really think Phil and SuperHound are the less autistic sides.

Seeing that type of cloak and dagger shit makes me think we have a few poorly disguised foxes in the autistic hen house.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Seeing that type of cloak and dagger shit makes me think we have a few poorly disguised foxes in the autistic hen house.

Oh that actually fits lovely mate.

However it's not just the cringy cloak and dagger shit they do in private that I find hilarious. It's also all the times they shit on Phil for something, only for them to later do the same thing.

I've seen detractors shit on Phil's relationship with Katherine, which makes sense because it's bloody weird. Yet I see the same people later post how they can't find a date, are overweight and are thus lonely.
Same goes for when Phil posts food. Detractors make fun of the paper plates and microwave dinners. Just to later post the same bloody thing, a poorly made microwave dinner on a paper plate. Their shit smells better I guess.
Best part is when they make fun of Phil for low views, while some of these detractors stream for 6 people and are lucky to make a buck.

The cringe comes from their obvious envy.
They do OPs on other detractors too, they shit talk them in private, "look into them", share private DMs, but in public they act all buddy buddy. The SoK was never really gone, it just changed leadership.

inb4, yes I am annoyed with these people

 

[BlackDragoons]

Yes, we can.

Spoiler: mad bants

We can also hear a fire alarm in the background

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Going on a 15 minute rant about shit unrelated to said product with the fire alarm blaring in the background. Peek content.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Oh that actually fits lovely mate.

However it's not just the cringy cloak and dagger shit they do in private that I find hilarious. It's also all the times they shit on Phil for something, only for them to later do the same thing.

I've seen detractors shit on Phil's relationship with Katherine, which makes sense because it's bloody weird. Yet I see the same people later post how they can't find a date, are overweight and are thus lonely.
Same goes for when Phil posts food. Detractors make fun of the paper plates and microwave dinners. Just to later post the same bloody thing, a poorly made microwave dinner on a paper plate. Their shit smells better I guess.
Best part is when they make fun of Phil for low views, while some of these detractors stream for 6 people and are lucky to make a buck.

The cringe comes from their obvious envy.
They do OPs on other detractors too, they shit talk them in private, "look into them", share private DMs, but in public they act all buddy buddy. The SoK was never really gone, it just changed leadership.

inb4, yes I am annoyed with these people

I am so fucking glad I never followed the SoK.
Hearing all the stories about their gay ops bullshit, acting buddy buddy on cam and backstabbing as soon as it's off, Fred's monolith of an ego and all the other shit after the fact makes me cringe every fucking time.
They really were the autistic illuminati.

Spoiler: SPOILER

The well in Africa was funny tho.

 

[snort inquisition]

Oh that actually fits lovely mate.

However it's not just the cringy cloak and dagger shit they do in private that I find hilarious. It's also all the times they shit on Phil for something, only for them to later do the same thing.

I've seen detractors shit on Phil's relationship with Katherine, which makes sense because it's bloody weird. Yet I see the same people later post how they can't find a date, are overweight and are thus lonely.
Same goes for when Phil posts food. Detractors make fun of the paper plates and microwave dinners. Just to later post the same bloody thing, a poorly made microwave dinner on a paper plate. Their shit smells better I guess.
Best part is when they make fun of Phil for low views, while some of these detractors stream for 6 people and are lucky to make a buck.

The cringe comes from their obvious envy.
They do OPs on other detractors too, they shit talk them in private, "look into them", share private DMs, but in public they act all buddy buddy. The SoK was never really gone, it just changed leadership.

inb4, yes I am annoyed with these people

in phil's case i think it's just because he acts like such a holier than thou jackass about everything, i live by myself and can't be fucked to do dishes more than i have to, so i think paper plates and shit are convenient, but when you're a "mature successful adult who has a successful business and a wife and a family" to be eating THANKGIVING DINNER of all things off paper plates is pretty pathetic

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I am so fucking glad I never followed the SoK.
Hearing all the stories about their gay ops bullshit, acting buddy buddy on cam and backstabbing as soon as it's off, Fred's monolith of an ego and all the other shit after the fact makes me cringe every fucking time.
They really were the autistic illuminati.

Spoiler: SPOILER

The well in Africa was funny tho.

Watching Tevin's video about the SoK is great insight into their absolute lunacy, as well as an interesting study of Tevin himself, who goes out of his way to separate himself from all of the drama and bullshit from detractors in general, and finally decides to step in and put them on blast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-it47sW_SE

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

I am honestly surprised there is still some form of the SOK (even if it changed hands) remaining. The SOK was before my time of knowing DSP and only have what others have wrote or said in a video about them. What really boggles my mind is the fact people think they can catapult their “career” by shitting on a creature like Phil. At least that’s the impression I was given on a particular person in the SOK.

 

[gh0stzero]

To add to this for any wheelchairs lurking, during those months we would notice Phil's connection degrading. ISPs don't instantly shut down your intetnet when you fall behind. They start with throttling your connection until you square up.

It would be noticeable.

It is noticeable look at the lag when he plays Gojitenks dood snort