"I'm a studly dude who is on his way to bang some 9/10 hoores but I have to hitchhike to the brothel, and you're the simple truck driver who trades rides for sexy favours"
If he finds such a girl, I will break the no-contact rule and warn her, and start a GoFundMe to buy her an assortment of firearms.
Reminds me of game of thrones when jorah mormont is in that whorehouse with the girl dressed as daenerys
This could be the next Erika - a fairly attractive woman (who wasn't paid) just gave Russ positive attention, and with him, the odds of that happening to begin with are astronomically low (which is why he went completely coocoo for Co-o Puffs when it happened with Erika).
I am like 90% sure that reply was sarcastic/ironic.
I’ll chip in, it would be worth every penny for the poor girls safety!
It's just sarcastic, but you can't say anything sarcastic to Russ, he will take it as legally binding. This poor woman is fucked, she's setting herself up to be the next target of abuse for Russell.
The perfect life for me would not be on this planet that's for sure. The Mile High Neon would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is my planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be lovers with Taylor, Ariana and the others. That would be perfect for me. I'll never grow up inside, I am just a child in the wrong body and the wrong universe.
“And I would be the most famous person on the planet and my bio sister and mother would apologize and cry about how wonderful I am.”
Cue the "you hate the disabled" rant. Also cue the stalking because she made the mistake of responding to him.
I wonder what his home planet would look like…
And there it is: The shit I've been warning about. I have no doubt this young lady was being sarcastic, but what she doesn't know is, it doesn't matter. Russell just got an interaction featuring one of his favorite dogwhistle terms: romantic. Yes, this young woman is fucked.
whatever it looks like, you can be sure of one thing: he's just as much of a fuckup there, if not more, than he is hereI wonder what his home planet would look like…
It's probably an oceanic world as here on Earth he has to keep his skin constantly wet and he moves way too awkward on land. That would also explain, why he can't blink: There was never a necessity to evolve eyelids as the eyes are always hydrated by the ocean - kinda like with our fishes. I'd imagine, his always open mouth could also act as a baleen filtering sugary nutritions out of the water.
Russell Greer isn't from outer space. He was adopted, but originally born in New England.I wonder what his home planet would look like…
It's probably an oceanic world as here on Earth he has to keep his skin constantly wet and he moves way too awkward on land. That would also explain, why he can't blink: There was never a necessity to evolve eyelids as the eyes are always hydrated by the ocean - kinda like with our fishes. I'd imagine, his always open mouth could also act as a baleen filtering sugary nutritions out of the water.
This from the guy who wished Ariana Grande died of disease for not complimenting his hobo suit and sucking his penis at a concert.
